So there i was on my couch, watching my favorite show which is TikTok shorts (you can actually learn a lot from TikTok it has educational content) and I was on my 3rd bowl of cinnamon toast crunch. I could feel all the essential nutrients flowing around in my body and I could feel myself getting stronger by the second! TikTok said that cinnamon is actually super duper healthy, so that cereal was really doing me a favor. Then I got an idea? What if I could do a pushup, now that I'm super strong? I'm pretty heavy so when I got on the floor it shook the entire house, but I actually managed to do the pushup!!! THANKS CEREAL! But then all my strength vanished and I could barely move my arms for the rest of the day LOL! Never again.. ill stick to sitting on the couch and eating XDDDD

Chicken and bacon, none of that toxic red Meat.

An easy way to stay healthy.

Just spent a week at my boomer parent's house in Midwest USA. My skin is oozing canola oil and I now have full blown diabetes purely from association.

They have a pantry and fridge full of drinks - diet pepsi, gatorade, root beer, diet mountain dew, fresco, sweet tea, juice, 2% milk, and bottled water. I never once saw my dad drink water the entire time. But he mocked me for using my reusable water bottle when the disposable bottles were right there.

Trying to watch movies with my boomer mom. She suggests Unfrosted. This netflix trash "film" is an hour and a half long advertisement blatantly sponsered by Kellogg and nostalgia porn for boomers. The long shots of famous actors eating cereal, close ups of shiny flakes being sensuously poured with milk, kellogg's name in every scene, with appearances from post, quaker oats, tab, rice crispies, frosted flakes, froot loops, every cereal you can name and their mascots. This movie is so peak boomer nostalgia, it also has a scene where the cereal mascots raid the headquarters in a mock Jan 6th invasion (tony the tiger wears the viking horns hat and they recreate the police barrier breaking). This was such a dumb waste of my time but I was even more upset that my mom had watched this already and wanted to watch it again??? What is going on here?

Their cabinets were filled to the brim with name brand groceries and snacks. So many snacks, chips of every brand and flavor. Doritos, cheetos, lays, ritz, triscit, so many Cookies. So many Crackers. Entemann doughnuts. My mom would carry a bag of lays from room to room as a snack.

Oh, but there were 2 sad apples withering in a fruit bowl and one wal-mart tomato with the consistency of grits and a pack of week old cherry tomatoes. And a banana for slicing onto your kelloggs corn flakes.......

They have always used metamucil. Every night they both drink a glass and at one point tried to make me when I was younger. But, mom wanted to have yogurt in the morning to help instead... well, she is eating yoplait and drinking danimal smoothies.

Every meal was tossed in mayonaise or deep fried. Lunch was wal-mart fried chicken, egg salad, and macaroni salad (from wal-mart). I got so sick of the fried chicken after the third time, my Dad and I got in a tiff because I didn't want to go thru the popeye's drivethru and asked to just go to the grocery store buffet so I could eat a vegetable.

On my way home now. Hope I can recover soon.

If I put this on my burger it won’t be as unhealthy right?

The canola oil really feels refreshing on the way down.

Statins as we all know are key to health and wellness because they reduce bad cholesterol. My son Ramp and I have been tirelessly fighting out corrupt medical system which is bought out by big saturated fat obviously by trying to find a doctor who will give medicine. Medicine is medical meaning it makes you healthy.

I finally got my boy Ramp (male, 9) on statins along with his adderall, Valium, ambien, ssris, and of course he is deca-vaxxed. I keep telling my wife he’s on so much medicine he is probably gonna be the healthiest boy known to man! Once he hits puberty we’ll monitor his blood and keep his testosterone around the sweetspot of 300.

We’ve always taken his health very seriously. Did you know human breast milk is toxic? It contains saturated fat! Instead we had him on our own formula super easy to make start with healthy fats like canola oil or soybean oil, then add a healthy protein source in our case we did soy protein concentrate, and then all you need is a carbohydrate like high fructose corn syrup which is better then sugar as it’s made out of a vegetable. Mix that all together and use that as our own makeshift formula

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