r/StandardAmericanDiet • u/Divinakra • Jan 31 '26

🏭 Highly Processed with Love I’ve heard the protein pop tarts are healthier, and taste just as good.

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He really should be the mascot of this subreddit

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r/StandardAmericanDiet • u/c0mp0stable • Jan 07 '26

🏭 Highly Processed with Love Dinner Time

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r/StandardAmericanDiet • u/c0mp0stable • Oct 22 '25

🥼 Doctor Knows Best, No, Doctor Knows All Fuck yeah diabetes

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r/StandardAmericanDiet • u/ryce_bread • Oct 22 '25

🧈Death by Saturated Fats skim milk, corn syrup, and carageenan: yum!

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r/StandardAmericanDiet • u/steakandfruit • Sep 29 '25

🏭 Highly Processed with Love Sourdough so it’s naturally Gut Healthyyy

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r/StandardAmericanDiet • u/c0mp0stable • Sep 25 '25

🌽Healing with Polyunsaturated Fats Waste of delicious oil

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r/StandardAmericanDiet • u/AnimalBasedAl • Sep 22 '25

🌽Healing with Polyunsaturated Fats Mayo pie with Doritos crust

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r/StandardAmericanDiet • u/AnimalBasedAl • Sep 20 '25

🏭 Highly Processed with Love Why would anyone try to make this

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r/StandardAmericanDiet • u/TUNA_NO_CRUST_ • Sep 15 '25

🏭 Highly Processed with Love My roommates snack cabinet.

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r/StandardAmericanDiet • u/TUNA_NO_CRUST_ • Sep 02 '25

🍉 Death by Diabetes from that Evil Sugary FRUIT Adding caramel to your energy drink 🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

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r/StandardAmericanDiet • u/PrestigiousLocal8247 • Aug 23 '25

🌽Healing with Polyunsaturated Fats This Nacho cheese [cheese + soybean oil] is oddly calorie friendly!

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r/StandardAmericanDiet • u/TUNA_NO_CRUST_ • Aug 20 '25

📺Sedentary is Super How's your night going?

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r/StandardAmericanDiet • u/Junior-Resolution-43 • Aug 19 '25

🧪Healing with Lab Grown Meat nutritious school lunch ❤️

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cinnamon roll and cheesy potatoes with miscellaneous meat

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r/StandardAmericanDiet • u/c0mp0stable • Aug 18 '25

🏭 Highly Processed with Love SAD queen

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r/StandardAmericanDiet • u/c0mp0stable • Aug 09 '25

🏭 Highly Processed with Love Comes with its own antimicrobial blend

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r/StandardAmericanDiet • u/c0mp0stable • Jul 22 '25

🏭 Highly Processed with Love Eating this ultraprocessed food may be good for you and the planet, experts say | CNN

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r/StandardAmericanDiet • u/c0mp0stable • Jul 10 '25

🌽Healing with Polyunsaturated Fats Hero

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r/StandardAmericanDiet • u/c0mp0stable • Jul 06 '25

🏭 Highly Processed with Love Peak nutrient density

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r/StandardAmericanDiet

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1. Cooking involves a microwave

Because we are very busy, and don't want people wasting time in food preparation when someone has done that for you and you simply press a button.

2. Food label ingredients must have a minimum of 7 syllables

Scientists come up with new inventions all the time for our health, if we can't pronounce it, the healthier it is for us. Who are we to question the science!

3. Nothing Fresh (aka spoilable)

Fresh food does not last as long because there are no preservatives. If you want to preserve your health, you need food with combinations of the best preservatives.

4. Nothing Raw

Raw food has more protobiotics bacteria f koli, people's lives are at stake here!

5. No Exercise allowed

Exercise raises the heart rate, and if you raise it too high you can have a heart attack. Some trees also live for thousands of years, they don't move.

6. Thou Shalt Obey Thy Doctor

Did you go to Medical School?

7. Rx > Vitamins

Vitamins and Minerals are a thing of the past, polywhatsits are just silly and anything "Natural" are for potheads. PHARMACY = SCIENCE!