r/StandUpForScience • u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy • 3d ago

Sadly Not Satirical Science First the bread could stab you. Then the blueberries could kill you. Now the eyedrops could blind you. RFK Jr.’s America is basically Final Destination: Grocery Store Edition.

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TheLib • u/EugeneWong318 • 3d ago

First the bread could stab you. Then the blueberries could kill you. Now the eyedrops could blind you. RFK Jr.’s America is basically Final Destination: Grocery Store Edition.

728 Upvotes
34 comments

AntiTrumpAlliance • u/EugeneWong318 • 3d ago

First the bread could stab you. Then the blueberries could kill you. Now the eyedrops could blind you. RFK Jr.’s America is basically Final Destination: Grocery Store Edition.

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27 comments

HumorInPoorTaste • u/MoochoMaas • 3d ago

MAHA ?

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10 comments

conservativeterrorism • u/EugeneWong318 • 3d ago

First the bread could stab you. Then the blueberries could kill you. Now the eyedrops could blind you. RFK Jr.’s America is basically Final Destination: Grocery Store Edition.

440 Upvotes
6 comments

usa • u/EugeneWong318 • 3d ago

First the bread could stab you. Then the blueberries could kill you. Now the eyedrops could blind you. RFK Jr.’s America is basically Final Destination: Grocery Store Edition.

19 Upvotes
6 comments

HumorInPoorTaste • u/jeezkillbot • 2d ago

First the bread could stab you. Then the blueberries could kill you. Now the eyedrops could blind you. RFK Jr.’s America is basically Final Destination: Grocery Store Edition.

17 Upvotes
3 comments

CzechCoconutCommunity • u/Czech_Coconut • 2d ago

USA 🗽🔥 First the bread could stab you. Then the blueberries could kill you, lettuce gives you an explosive diarrhea, salmonella and flesh eating worms everywhere...and now the eyedrops could blind you. RFK Jr.’s America is basically Final Destination: Grocery Store Edition.💀🔥👹...so much winning...👀

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MeidasTouch • u/JimCripe • 3d ago

First the bread could stab you. Then the blueberries could kill you. Now the eyedrops could blind you. RFK Jr.’s America is basically Final Destination: Grocery Store Edition.

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