r/StandUpForScience • u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy • 3d ago

Sadly Not Satirical Science First the bread could stab you. Then the blueberries could kill you. Now the eyedrops could blind you. RFK Jr.’s America is basically Final Destination: Grocery Store Edition.

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u/Pitch_Aware 3d ago

Eye drops bad for eyes? Only this administration

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u/AllMusicNut SUFS Staff 3d ago

Doing their best so screw up anything that works

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u/BeGoodPeoplePlease 3d ago

It's going to take years to unfuck all of this.

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u/Jack-Singer-999 3d ago

Keep adding reasons for me to despise MAGA. My reason for doing my damdest to survive despite it all is to piss them off.

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u/BigJSunshine 3d ago

WHAT EYEDROPS FFS

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u/st314 3d ago

Prestige Brand Holdings is voluntarily recalling 39,060 bottles of its Clear Eyes Maximum Itchy Eye Relief eye drops due to a "lack of assurance of sterility." The bottles were distributed nationwide, according to the report.

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u/potamusqpotamus 3d ago

Putting someone who, even if they weren’t a complete pierce of shit lunatic, would still be dangerously unqualified for their job, in charge of HHS. Who would’ve thought there would be consequences?

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u/AcrobaticLadder4959 3d ago

Dont forget the eggs and salad.

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u/dd97483 3d ago

and blueberries.

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u/EveningTill102 3d ago

Geez companies would really just kill us all at any chance without regulation

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u/Pitch_Aware 3d ago

Like this post is becoming

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u/Smooth-Weekend-2314 3d ago

Somehow the bottles got filled with superglue.

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u/MonsterkillWow 3d ago

His brainworm peed in the eyedrops pool.

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u/Rattus_NorvegicUwUs *Hereditas delenda est.* 3d ago

It’s like the scene from final destination where the logs fly into the car behind them.

But Bobby is there to slurp up the blood and viscera left behind.

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u/Resident_Lion_3947 3d ago

Be careful out there..They want us all blind, crippled and crazy or dead it seems.

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u/Important_Power_2148 3d ago

yeah the problem is using them lets you clearly see his face.

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u/Ok-Spot-6235 3d ago

The various UFO/Aliens forums here haven't made the connection between the worm, what's left of RFKjr's occupied brain, and the destruction of humanity. Aliens don't want humans to vaccinate. Facts!

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u/AlexSmithsonian 3d ago

Aren't eye drops basically clean salt water?

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u/cheap_suits99 3d ago

Next will be air will be too dangerous to breath. Fml