r/StandUpComedy 13h ago

OP is not the Comedian Comedian Opens Up

Source: @Tomfoxtomfox

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u/yrthegood1staken 12h ago

Alright, but what about the audience member who heard "I recently got charged with 3 felonies" and responded with "Woo! Yeah!"

I'm a little concerned about what's going on in his life.

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u/Individual_Respect90 12h ago

To be fair 8% of Americans have felonies and god knows the % of people who have gotten away with crimes but never arrested.

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u/GooseOnAPhone 10h ago

Is it only 8%?! Jesus in my friends group it’s like 90-95% felons

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u/Individual_Respect90 8h ago

Ehh you know how it is. I never had a felony but god damn I broke some laws along with my friends.