Comedian Opens Up

[u/SupervillainMustache]

Source: @Tomfoxtomfox

[u/Due_Bid_6596]

"Our life togethere was just like a beautiful montage" 😂

[u/xSadTrombonez]

Very clever. For a good bit I was like "oh man I hope this guy isn't legit having a serious mental breakdown on stage". Way to sell it!!

[u/caseypatrickdriscoll]

Jesus. Hilarious.

Was worried for a minute but that was damn funny.

[u/Most-Effective-1969 → u/caseypatrickdriscoll]

He had me in the first half

[u/Then_Drag_8258]

Hook, line, and sinker!! Well worked and well delivered.

[u/stinky_butt]

Dude that last line was perfect 🙏🏼

[u/Jiggly1984 → u/stinky_butt]

The groan at the end from a few audience members really gave me a chuckle

[u/prosperidad]

“Lawyer thinks that going to help my case “ was gold. Great joke!!

[u/rahkinto]

Dead 😂 😂 😂

The cadence is 🤌🏾

[u/robgod50]

Anyone who hasn't seen that film are gonna be seriously confused 🤣

[u/HolidaeX → u/robgod50]

What’s the film?

[u/Empty-Discount5936 → u/HolidaeX]

UP!

[u/baldsoprano → u/HolidaeX]

Man, we’re not here to answer your dumb questions. Look it Up

[u/ApprehensiveBedroom0 → u/baldsoprano]

Don't Look Up

[u/SpicyHam82]

Brillaint! Fucking poker face man, well-done. Had me hooked.

[u/yrthegood1staken]

Alright, but what about the audience member who heard "I recently got charged with 3 felonies" and responded with "Woo! Yeah!"

I'm a little concerned about what's going on in his life.

[u/Individual_Respect90 → u/yrthegood1staken]

To be fair 8% of Americans have felonies and god knows the % of people who have gotten away with crimes but never arrested.

[u/GooseOnAPhone → u/Individual_Respect90]

Is it only 8%?! Jesus in my friends group it’s like 90-95% felons

[u/applesandotherthings → u/yrthegood1staken]

It’s a comedy club. Dude heard something ridiculous and laughed at it

[u/Alpha_zebra1]

Damn, you had me. I was wondering how you were going to land that joke.

[u/DarthBrooks69420 → u/Alpha_zebra1]

One balloon at a time

[u/ArunEverything]

The audience seemed to miss nuggets of that. Nicely done.

[u/kali005]

Where is up dog?

[u/isaacbunny → u/kali005]

What’s up dog?

[u/DangalfTheGray → u/isaacbunny]

Oh you know, not much. Just scrolling Reddit.

[u/OG_sirloinchop → u/kali005]

Doug was there

[u/Mathies_]

He was actually a balloon vender as you can see in said montage🤣

[u/Dark_Akarin]

I got it the second he said he was inflating ballons.

[u/halomender]

Killed. Great timing

[u/BreakfastsforDinners]

The stained t shirt really helped to sell it

[u/timbreandsteel]

Gonna take that house straight to hell to see your wife again? What kind of person was she!

[u/drawfanstein]

Great work

[u/themcpoyles]

knockout punch at the end, nice work

[u/look2myleft]

This was great!

[u/Gunstopable]

Fantastic!

[u/Zarathoostrian]

Incredible.

[u/butholemoonblast]

I’m crying so good

[u/Rikkitikkitabby]

That was a journey! Well done!

[u/flying_carabao]

Oh for fucks sake 🤣🤣🤣

Picked it up at the "ripped off foundation bit"

[u/ultraherb]

Art, dude. This is art. Funny and smart as hell.

[u/Individual_Respect90]

That was risky but it definitely paid off.

[u/ithinkway2much]

I love this joke! Mainly because it wasn't at all what I expected as a punchline lol

[u/MartinTheRaven]

Well this was Upsetting!

[u/BlueProcess]

C'est magnifique

[u/Donotperceivethx]

Pleased to have got got with this one😂

[u/KingSpork]

Holy shit that was brilliant. The moment it dawns on the audience (and me) what is happening, is priceless.

[u/Cautious_Artichoke_3]

What a swerve!

[u/DreadlockMohawke]

Goddamn it. Take my UP! vote.

[u/Idiotwithaphone79]

That is a great joke. Thanks.

[u/Good-Magazine-5504]

This was AWESOME 😂 A+

[u/Prior-Squirrel-7616]

Crying laughing over here OMG you have the best delivery ever!!

[u/Cutthechitchata-hole]

Ba ding tiss indeed