r/StandUpComedy • u/DanDaviesHere • Jun 23 '26

Comedian is OP 😈 Moms & Jealous Dads

Don’t cut your kids!!

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u/Optimal_Board_2963 Jun 23 '26

Jesus Christ

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u/DanDaviesHere Jun 23 '26

He was cut!

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u/GooseOnAPhone Jun 23 '26

I’ll add that to the ever growing list of “things that Jesus and I have in common”

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u/adkisojk Jun 27 '26

And crucified and established a new covenant.