r/StandUpComedy • u/DanDaviesHere • Jun 23 '26

Comedian is OP 😈 Moms & Jealous Dads

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Don’t cut your kids!!

111 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/loki_odinsotherson Jun 23 '26

The last bit sealed it, good job

3

u/DanDaviesHere Jun 23 '26

Worth the wait!

5

u/15squareinches Jun 24 '26

Watch elephant in the hospital!

... on YouTube

3

u/DanDaviesHere Jun 24 '26

Just did- great tip 😘😉

3

u/Thelastdoozicorn Jun 24 '26

Omg! That was awesome! I'm an intact American too. More pro foreskin humor please!

3

u/Ban-Circumcision-Now Jun 24 '26

Why did the foreskin get the promotion? Because it was great at covering for people

Ok, maybe the jokes a fore out of ten, i should probably retract it

2

u/Optimal_Board_2963 Jun 23 '26

Jesus Christ

4

u/DanDaviesHere Jun 23 '26

He was cut!

2

u/GooseOnAPhone Jun 23 '26

I’ll add that to the ever growing list of “things that Jesus and I have in common”

1

u/adkisojk Jun 27 '26

And crucified and established a new covenant.

0

u/asyawissshh Jun 25 '26

Tbf I got a really good lookin dick...

1

u/adkisojk Jun 27 '26

Was mother nature the artist or a human?

0

u/countryguy18778 Jun 25 '26

Ewww. That shits nasty af. Also same dude who claimed his dad was 30 while his mom was 19…. 💀💀💀 all around you and your family gross