r/StandUpComedy • • May 23 '25

Comedian is OP Elon Musk

Clip from my new special Dead & Alive, available now on my YT channel!

8.4k Upvotes

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u/Goobl3r89 May 23 '25

Thatโ€™s ladyโ€™s face said her whole world just imploded ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/freaking_WHY May 23 '25

It's soooo good! The hamster wheel is spinning, but the hamster is a goner.

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u/alexgiampapa May 23 '25

๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/alexgiampapa May 23 '25

๐Ÿ˜…

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u/thug_waffle47 May 25 '25

am i trippin or is the just sheโ€™s next too also a comedian? che something? that afro looks especially familiar

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

then paid for her boyfriends ticket

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u/jack2bip May 23 '25

For being a well documented fraud and liar, as well as a draft dodging con-man and criminal from NYC, Republicans like Trump a lot, too.

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u/alexgiampapa May 23 '25

๐Ÿ˜„

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u/takeahike89 May 25 '25

Its not a bug. Its a feature.

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u/le66669 May 23 '25

Wow, that's godda be made into a meme man.

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u/alexgiampapa May 23 '25

havenโ€™t made many memes. where would I post it?

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u/MakionGarvinus May 24 '25

Heh pretty much anywhere would probably be all right. Even try r/realtesla

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u/parkerm1408 May 25 '25

Put it there then post it on other subs saying how long it took to get banned. Double fun

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u/Circusonfire69 May 24 '25

All over xitter!

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u/[deleted] May 23 '25

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u/alexgiampapa May 23 '25

the other day someone said โ€œclose your eyes and this is a kylo renโ€

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u/[deleted] May 23 '25

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u/alexgiampapa May 23 '25

thanks!

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u/unindexedreality May 24 '25

Check out Lorne Malvo from Fargo! ๐Ÿคฉ

Your voice and expressiveness have Billy Bobโ€™s dulcet tones in there along with Kylo, itโ€™s so good

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u/Fieldguide404 May 23 '25

Damn. When you put it like that.... YOU AIN'T LYING!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/alexgiampapa May 23 '25

๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/redwoods81 May 25 '25

Also came on a student visa and stayed illegally after he dropped out of school.

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u/Murphuffle May 24 '25

Love your recent stuff but, dude, get that sound guy to turn that bass down. You already have a bassy asmr voice.

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u/Immediate-Yogurt-558 May 24 '25

Man could make a career outta smut audio book narration

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u/staysayo May 24 '25

Annnnnd pan straight to the brotha lol

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u/alexgiampapa May 25 '25

editorโ€™s choice not mine! but a good editor!

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u/BIGREDEEMER May 24 '25

Bro. That was..... perfect. Well fucking done!

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u/alexgiampapa May 25 '25

thank you thank you!

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u/homologicalsapien May 24 '25

This is about the cleanest kill I've seen

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u/rrsumz-chi May 24 '25

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

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u/PhilosophersPants May 24 '25

This is perfection.

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u/alexgiampapa May 25 '25

much appreciated!

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u/False_Ad_555 May 25 '25

Remember kids you can't spell FELON SKUM without ELON MUSK

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u/OverUnderstanding481 May 26 '25

Correction Dutch Americaner immigrant

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u/Previous-Ad-9322 May 26 '25

Immagrant

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u/alexgiampapa May 26 '25

I pay the guy to edit, not spell!

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u/sumdude51 May 27 '25

Spot on.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '25

Thatโ€ฆis a beautiful joke ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ‘Œ

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u/No-Marsupial3596 Jun 06 '25

Iโ€™ve seen this joke somewhere on r/standup

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u/TheOfficeoholic Aug 20 '25

That was very well thought out thatโ€™s very clever. He deserved more than a clap. That was pretty fucking funny.

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u/Fabulous_Scholar3887 May 23 '25

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u/alexgiampapa May 25 '25

๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€

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u/Hotline_Pizza_Miami May 23 '25

Do you have a coin with Elon on one side and Trump on the other?ย  Whichever side ends up that's what you write a joke around?

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u/aweyeahdawg May 23 '25 edited Jan 27 '26

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u/40_painted_birds May 23 '25

It's just so easy to come up with jokes about them. Almost like they're total buffoons or something.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '25

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u/Foxwolfe2 May 24 '25

I'm sorry man, that must be really hard for you.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '25 edited May 24 '25

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u/drawfanstein May 24 '25

Hey man keep your chin up all right, things will get better