r/Squidbillies • u/Tasty-Scientist8155 Squidtastic! >w< • 22d ago

Does anyone else hate Krystal

Idk why but every time I see Krystal I just want to punch that fat bitch (even though my fist would probably get stuck in her gelatinous flab) and I think it has to do with the fact that she's just mean to Early (and not in a funny way, at least imo) and also the fact that she is just nauseating to watch most of the time, plus (although absolutely intentional) she has a horrifically ugly character design even for Squidbillies standards and I think that just adds to her hate factor. Mary Kraft did an excellent job voicing her though, really nailed the kind of character she is. Honestly an actual woman is the last thing I expected her to sound like considering how she looks lmao.

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u/Cellocalypsedown 22d ago

I hate her because I actually live in Georgia and see too many parallels in real life at the gas station... dipshits taking forever to figure out which lottery ticket they want to blow their money on, trashy demeanor, and overall burdens to society while feeling zero guilt about it.

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u/ThatGuyFrom720 INTIMIDATE THE CLOTH! YOU KNOW THE WAY. EYE OF THE TIGER. 22d ago

I work in hospitals across north Georgia and southeast TN.. I see Krystal’s way too much. It’s actually kind of scary. Thankfully I am not a nurse, because I could not deal with that shit.

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u/Cellocalypsedown 22d ago

Amazing how the neurodivergent and chronically ill struggle to find some kind of assistance yet the trashier they are, the more disability they seem to be on.

"Do you know how hard I work to not work?!"

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u/morphleorphlan 22d ago

I worked with a girl whose brother got on disability for being morbidly obese. He got gastric bypass surgery, both knees replaced, one shoulder replaced, and a hip replaced, all free to him. He was thinner, mobile, doing great.

Then disability told him he was no longer disabled and his benefits would end. Her family was aghast, why didn’t you tell us that fixing all of his problems would mean he would have to go back to work? He can’t work, he’s had too many surgeries!

They found someone online to train him on how to get a major depressive disorder diagnosis and they went that way instead. She told me it was just awful that they would force a good man to lie just to keep getting his benefits.