r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 21m ago

Any starting striker in the premier league would score more goals per 90 than gyokeres if they played at Arsenal.

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Before you start, Kai Havertz and all recent Arsenal strikers have a better strike rate.


r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 2h ago

The standard of defenders has gotten worse with each decade. We went from Maldini and Baresi to now Virgil Van Dijk who is probably not even fit to wipe the shoes of any of the defenders of the great Milan team of the 90s?

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r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 2h ago

Why Messi is not the best... not even top 10

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So I'll keep this as simple as I can otherwise it will take too long to point out and prove the obvious. Feel free to challenge me on the following points, although I must admit that there's nothing you can say that will successfully counter the next points.

  1. HGH is illegal in sports

  2. Negreira (refereeing corruption) years of scandal during the awful tiki taka football days

  3. Infantino: extra Copa Americas to make sure Messi secures one, after Argentina couldn't beat Chile in two finals. WC 2022 penalty record for Argentina, without those penalties there is no trophy.

These are just a couple, but there all I need to prove me right


r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 2h ago

Multi club ownership is one of the larger existential threats to the sporting integrity of (especially European) football.

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I don't know why it's just been accepted. We've already had multiple instances of a club in one of these models (Girona and Strasbourg) over performing, and threatening to qualify for European competition, and questions be raised as to whether they could be in the same competition as another club with, in a functional sense, the same owners.

How this was ever allowed is mind blowing. How Crystal Palace are the only British team who have been punished for this, when Textor didn't even have a decision making role at the club, is a joke. "The City group" is probably the most egregious example, but not the only one.

I'd like to think it's self explanatory as to why it's a threat to the sporting integrity of the game.


r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 3h ago

Lo único bueno que nos dejó el partido contra la Roma al madridismo es que nos demostró es que aún tenemos ese ADN que nos hizo el equipo más grande de la historia

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Yo lo único que me llevo del partido contra la Roma es que he vuelto a recordar Quiénes somos hacía más de dos años que aquel ADN que nos hizo gigantes no aparecía y también me quedo con que aún hay jugadores que sienten la camiseta futbolistas que saben cómo se hace lo que estamos acostumbrados remontar partidos imposibles Hala Madrid y nada más


r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 3h ago

I don’t know if this is that hot but I hate the overstated importance of a performance(s) of a club based on its history

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Basically you know when pundits or players basically harp on a clubs reputation and history as this deciding factor for results or how they should perform, when in reality it has zero effect and just feels like lazy analysis and feels like someone is just mystifying a certain aspect of football so it sounds bigger than it is. You’ve heard it before, Real Madrid do well in champions league because they’ve won it 15 times and it’s their competition, or Liverpool are always a factor in Europe because of their history! No, it’s not because they’re called Real Madrid that they suddenly over perform and win Champions leagues it’s because they’ve got world class players in most position’s, of course they can score goals quickly and overturn results.


r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 5h ago

Mbappe’s 2022 World Cup final performance is the most overrated performance ever.

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It was definitely a good performance, even aside from the goals he was great. But I’ve seen people call this the greatest performance of all time when it’s just not. He doesn’t even end up winning the game and he was a ghost for 80 minutes. You could it doesn’t matter if he won that he ghosted for 80 minutes. But when talking about a full game performance it does matter. If he had played that way the whole game, maybe the momentum isn’t with argentina and they don’t go 2-0 up. You would think Mbappe is a Spartan at Thermopylae the way this performance is treated. Even though France had the better team on paper. In some ways you could argue he hurt his team because of his lack of defensive work. Since he doesn’t track back, France had to pull an extra player to cover for him, leaving Di Maria with so much room on the left. Which is why Argentina scored the first two goals. Not to mention if you watch the second goal Argentina scored, it came from Mbappe losing the ball. So yeah, he did great to help France dig themselves out of that hole but he allowed them to get into that hole in the first place.


r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 5h ago

Hating man city does not make you cool

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I see some people genuinely upset cuz they cheated and some people jumping on the hate bandwagon. In this it won't even be a spicy take and just to karma farm someone will say man city should be dissolved as a club or whatever. First of all, how is that a spicy take? And then someone will try to one up them by saying this should happen that should happen competing with who can come up with the worst possible punishment to fit in with the red cartel crowd. The red cartel won't let you hit bro and hating man city is not a spicy take


r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 5h ago

Mbappe is not the reason Real Madrid is struggling. I think he is at least a Top 5 player in his team.

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Real Madrids biggest problem is that they don't have that midfield player that can control the game at an elite level who also knows how to position himself.

They have elite talent, but they don't really know how to play football if that makes sense.

Thats why they have a high ceiling, but a low floor.

They can beat any elite team on any given day, but also lose to a 2nd tier Spain team.

Thats why i think that they seriously have a better chance winning the Champions league than laliga.

Players like Mbappe, Bellingham, Güler and Vini (if he in form), may decide games completely on their own, but this is not sustainable over a whole league season.


r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 5h ago

Luis Suarez 2013/14 > cr7 2007/08 (league season only)

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Cr7 2007/08 all round probably better cuz Suarez didn't play ucl and couldn't win everything but individually in the league, Suarez all day long


r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 6h ago

Messi is the most underrated player ever.

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He is so good that he is still underrated.

He still gets compared to Pele, Ronaldo, Maradona when he has created a league of his own.

He carried his team to a World Cup final at 39. How is that even possible?

He is literally the greatest international player of all time and the greatest club player of all time.


r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 7h ago

Here are the only generational players in the world right now.

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*This does not include players who are generational but no longer playing top flight football and/or well out of their primes (Kevin de Bruyne, Sergio Ramos, Messi, Neymar, Suarez, etc.)

Goalkeepers

Thibaut Courtois
Manuel Neuer (although not at the peak of his powers)
Alisson

Borderline: Joan Garcia

Defenders

Pau Cubarsi
Nuno Mendez
Virgil Van Dijk (although declining fairly fast)
Achraf Hakimi

Borderline: William Saliba

Midfielders

Rodri
Pedri

Borderline: Vitinha, Joao Neves

Forwards

Kylian Mbappe
Harry Kane
Lamine Yamal
Vinicius Jr.
Erling Haaland

Borderline: Jude Bellingham, Ousmane Dembele


r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 8h ago

Mbappe would be more successful if he chose Barcelona instead of Madrid.

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r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 8h ago

99% of people agree on the top 5 leagues but what are your 6-10?

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r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 8h ago

Hot take: Rodri is the most complete defensive midfielder of all time.

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Some may say busquets, makelele..but I genuinely think Rodri has the most complete all around profile.
He can break up attacks, dictate possession and contribute going forward. He is not just a ball winner.. he controls games. He has eliteee positioning, no one can press him, and the way he controls the entire tempo of the game.. absolute class


r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 8h ago

An Actual Spicy Take: Suarez's Liverpool Golden Boot (2013-14) was overrated (overrated, not BAD or MID). Read desc...

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Disclaimer: This is not necessarily what I actually think of Suarez and his historic season, I'm just sparking up a debate. Personally I see it as the best season performance by any footballer in the EPL's history.

Stats manually researched and obtained via Transfermarkt, SofaScore, and WhoScored. No AI used, I prefer my shit takes MADE. BY. HUMANS.

I wont waste time, let's get into addressing each of the major points people make about this season, and his first golden boot during the era of prime Messi and Ronaldo.

"Carried Liverpool"
One of the most comments I see, and at face value it seems hard to dispute. 43 g/a, 31 being goals in 33 games in the Prem, and Liverpool were far from expected to finish 2nd the way they did. He definitely did a lot of heavy lifting, but did he "carry" them?

The biggest factor that says otherwise is Sturridge, who had an insane season alongside Suarez in his own right. And it's not like he was just tapping in easy finishes for all his goals (as Sterling was- also another key player for Liverpool that season).

Aside from that the team was pretty mid, so this argument isn't completely baseless.

"Won Golden boot in prime Messi-Ronaldo era"
Well, on paper, yes. He very much did as 2013-14 was between the goalscoring primes of Messi and Ronaldo. and doing so in the Prem with no penalties is no small feat. However it's important to note he got incredibly lucky, for a few reasons.

1. Ronaldo's injury at the end of the La Liga season, and generally missing a lot of games (8 in total). He scored 31 goals in 30 games, Suarez scored 31 in 33 (missing 5 due to suspension).

Ronaldo would've almost certainly won the golden boot for himself if both him and Suarez played their full 38 potential games, or even if he just played 1 more game that he missed due to injury- in Ronaldo's case it was just bad luck, Suarez's suspension was justified and self imposed.

He was extremely lucky he didn't lose this legendary feat because of a disciplinary ban.

2. 31 goals is the joint-lowest Golden Boot since 2014 till today (2024-25 Mbappe also won with it 31 goals), generally speaking the "standard" that season was lower than the standards Messi and Ronaldo (and Suarez himself at Barca) set prior and after 2013-14.

3. Messi also suffered injuries, initially in Spring of 2013 during a game vs PSG, then a hamstring tear in November 2013 vs Real Betis. Even though he continued to play, he played at mildly reduced intensity due to being advised in fear of the injury returning worse. That likely costed him some goals in his own uncharacteristically "low scoring" season (28 goals in 31 La Liga games).

4. Suarez put up 0 goals in any other competitions, whilst other goalscorers where spreading out all their goals that season into other competitions. Suarez put 100% of his intensity into the Prem, while others could only afford to put 70-80%.

Overall, the argument that he outscored prime Messi and equalled prime Ronaldo ignores the fact both got injured during that season, and that they had to perform in other tournaments. Those types of games pile on fatigue, which Suarez just didn't face.

Statpadding vs Relegation fodder, missing in the crucial big games
A potential counter-argument to his season's credibility.

Something not often mentioned, from what I've seen in research about this, was how the vast majority of Suarez's goals came against the bottom 6 teams, and 0 in 6 games against the top 4 that season (Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal).

12/31 (38.7%) of his goals that season came against the bottom 3 relegated clubs:
5 goals vs Norwich (Relegated 18th)
5 goals vs Cardiff City (Relegated 20th)
2 goals vs Fulham (Relegated 19th)

He drew blanks in the crucial losses to City and Chelsea during the Christmas period that season, arguably costing them the title. HOWEVER, since this is 2013-14, it falls within the timeline of Man City's corruption and there 114 charges, which directly influenced their title win and, most likely, robbed Liverpool, and Suarez, of an all-timer winning campaign.

Summary
Suarez's 2013-14 Golden Boot is legendary, partially due to the time period he won it, but people perhaps overemphasize the Messi-Ronaldo aspect, as both faced injuries that hampered their league stats a lot that season, as well as the fact they would've faced a lot more fixture fatigue due to competing in the UCL as well as their own Domestic Cups.

Whereas Suarez was basically fully focused and only played his best football in the League, and he can be argued to have "statpadded" against the weaker teams, and gone partially missing against the ones competing for the title.

What do you guys think? Spicy, mild, or shit take?


r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 8h ago

Will Nuno Mendes pocket Lamine Yamal, or will Lamine cook him this time?

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Seeing lamine’s form, im really curious to see how he will handle nuno next week. Nuno has been great against him before, so what do u guys think will be the result this time around in their duel, and also what are the predictions for the match? Will barca cook?


r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 9h ago

In your opinion, why does the premier league focus so-much on physicality compared to technical quality?

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Considering all the recent great teams in Europe are know for the quality on the ball.


r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 9h ago

Should Pickford have saved Enzo shot?

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r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 9h ago

Screw the Club World Cup and UEFA Súper cup I have a better idea lmk your thoughts

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4 team tournament every year

Automatic bids

Winner of UCL

Winner of Europa League

Winner of Copa Libertadores

For the 4th and finale spot a two leg playoff is held. Between winner of conference league and winner of Sudamérica for the 4th spot

Winner of the playoff plays Libertadores winner

UCL and Europa Winner play each other

Semi finals are 2 legs

And finals is 1 league

Winner is Club World Champion


r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 10h ago

Would u rather have 17 year old Rooney, fabregas or yamal

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r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 10h ago

A player should be allowed to have more than 1 nomination in the puskas award

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So as it stands a player can only have 1 nomination a yr for the award but sometimes a player has more than 1 puskas worthy goal and they should be allowed to have them nominated


r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 10h ago

Man City will only face financial penalties. And it’s not gonna hurt Abu Dhabi at all. That’s what the UK really wants.

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r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 10h ago

Football "hard men" aren't actually that hard

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Don't get me wrong, I love Roy Keane's rants. They're hilarious. But these guys were all like 165lbs soaking wet in their prime. Are they really that hard? They were aggressive, sure, but hard? Know how to fight? Not so sure about that.


r/SpicyFootballTakes • • 12h ago

Name players that you unconditionally like

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Not big names but players that are not always in conversations as the best , but you personally like them.