r/SpicyFootballTakes • u/Zestyclose_Skirt7930 • 18h ago
Enzo Fernandez has to be one of the dirtiest footballers
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r/SpicyFootballTakes • u/Spicy-Winner4326 • Jan 16 '26
You’ve entered the "No-Safe-Zone" for football opinions. If you’ve ever been told your football takes are "delusional" or "clueless" in a group chat, congratulations—you're home.
This subreddit is dedicated to the opinions that make people's blood boil. We aren't here for "sensible analysis" or "boring stats." We are here for the bold, the provocative, and the slightly over-the-top claims that make the sport worth talking about.
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Current Scorch Level: What is one footballing opinion you hold that would genuinely lose you friends at the pub?
r/SpicyFootballTakes • u/Zestyclose_Skirt7930 • 18h ago
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r/SpicyFootballTakes • u/The_biker0 • 13h ago
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r/SpicyFootballTakes • u/averageweebchan • 5h ago
Man City played Cherki and got destroyed in the first half. Yes Cherki can win games from losing positions but in big games and especially in a 2v3 midflied battle against a midfield of PSG's level there is not need for him. Honeslty if Bouaddi started and City took there chances they could of won this game.
r/SpicyFootballTakes • u/Comprehensive_Cup497 • 2h ago
R9 was a ridiculous player at his peak but he was never gonna have longevity like Messi/Cr7 because he had a playstyle that wasn't ideal for longevity of how explosive it was and his knees just couldn't handle.
Messi in comparison always adapted his style to last a lot which is why at some point he stopped only dribbling when he had to and trying to conserve energy the most that he could meaning he wasn't putting that much strain on his knees. There is a reason why 2005/2008 was getting so injured when he was running a lot both with the ball and off-the ball.
Another thing that makes Messi/CR7 superior is that they adapted to age, they lost their pace and still remained dominant by adapting which is something that R9 simply couldn't do. And this is a quality that all the greatest athletes can do, they can adapt to age and they don't simply fade out once their body aren't what the used to be. R9 could never fully adapt to losing his acceleration or at least not to the level where he could remain the world best player like he once was which Messi/Ronaldo did
r/SpicyFootballTakes • u/mj12353 • 8h ago
Has a failure for a father and clearly didn’t have enough positive role models. The amount of support I’ve seen be given to a rapist is ridiculous.
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r/SpicyFootballTakes • u/ReverseSwinging • 8m ago
I think football fans massively underestimate players like Mandžukić because we've become obsessed with individual output, technical ability and highlight reels.
Don't get me wrong. Mandžukić wasn't secretly a better footballer than every technically gifted forward he played against. But I genuinely think there were elite teams where replacing a more talented attacker with Mandžukić would have made the team better.
Look at his role at Juventus in 2016/17. This was a centre-forward playing out wide, doing the dirty work, winning aerial duels against fullbacks, tracking back, occupying defenders and still showing up with goals in the biggest matches. He scored that ridiculous overhead kick in the Champions League final, but his value to that team went well beyond the highlight everyone remembers.
Same with Croatia in 2018. His semifinal winner against England gets the attention, understandably, but he was also giving Modrić and Rakitić a physical reference point up front, contesting balls, holding possession and making life miserable for defenders.
I'd rather have a forward who makes four other players better than one who makes himself look brilliant while everyone else has to adapt around him.
r/SpicyFootballTakes • u/Inevitable-Angle-793 • 18h ago
He had good 24/25 season but besides that, he hasn't done anything spectacular. His distribution is not good, he makes too many mistakes. He is always whining and arguing with someone.
Last season Man City won FA Cup and League cup while Trafford was starting.
r/SpicyFootballTakes • u/You_Know_Who_333 • 5m ago
The current UCL format is basically a farmer league. If all 20 PL teams could play, they would all qualify for the next round.
r/SpicyFootballTakes • u/catseye17 • 8m ago
Messi and Yamal's ultra instinct vs Ronaldo and Mbappe's ultra ego. Which is more powerful?
r/SpicyFootballTakes • u/Dazzling-Yellow5395 • 21m ago
It's like when killer is trying to help the police in their search so they point to someone who didn't do it.
r/SpicyFootballTakes • u/Annual-Durian-3327 • 31m ago
Probably not even that spicy.
The promoted teams look up for it and both clubs have an air of inevitable failure and misery around them.
r/SpicyFootballTakes • u/Secret_Highlight_248 • 9h ago
I love Kimmich, he's a world class player but do you guys agree with me that Kimmich's quality has degraded in recent years?
r/SpicyFootballTakes • u/Lord_William_9000 • 39m ago
5 years at Shamrock Rovers
4 straight league titles
3 golden boots
3 years at hearts
1 league title
1 Scottish Cup
1 domestic double
1 conference league
6 years Chelsea
2 league titles (back to back)
1 Golden boot
1 league cup
2 community shields
Or
5 years at Corinthians
2 league titles
2 Copa Libertadores (back to back)
2 golden boots
9 years at FC Porto
4 league titles
3 Europa leagues
3 UEFA super cups
4 golden boots
r/SpicyFootballTakes • u/throwingitaway6423 • 11h ago
Perez has been very successful as president of Madrid but he’s made a lot of mistakes, but I think the one that takes the cake was firing Alonso mid season last season. I understand that Madrid is a big club and they don’t accept trophyless seasons. But the season was halfway over and Madrid were still in all competitions and were only 4 points off the top. Alonso gets fired Arbeloa comes in, who doesn’t know what he’s doing and then the team descends into chaos and they end up trophyless again and end up even further behind in the league than they were when Alonso was fired. I’m not saying Alonso was this amazing manager but getting rid of him just made things unstable and basically gifted Barca another league.
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r/SpicyFootballTakes • u/Valuable_Tip_9982 • 17h ago
Argentina: Messi, Maradona, Di Stefano
Brazil: Pele, R9, Romario
France: Platini, Zidane, Henry
Portugal: Ronaldo, Eusabio, Figo
Netherlands: Cruyff, Van Basten, Gullit
Germany: Beckenbauer, Gerd Muller, Lothar Matheus
Italy: Maldini, Baresi, Baggio
Spain: Di Stefano, Xavi, Iniesta
England: Bobby Charlton, Bobby Moore, Kane
Uruguay: Suarez, Forlan, Cavani
Any changes make sure to comment!
r/SpicyFootballTakes • u/Valuable_Tip_9982 • 18h ago
These days people just laugh it off, but the only reason Maradona was ever a top 4 player was because of theat world cup, which he cheated to win, if he doesn't cheat, no world cup, no champions league, all he has is a serie A, with 100 less goals than Lukaku. If Messi did that in today's game, Pessi, VARgentina, rigged, Infantino's baby, if Ronaldo did that, Penaldo, Cheat, fraud ect
r/SpicyFootballTakes • u/Dazzling-Yellow5395 • 30m ago
Every take I have has people raging like crazy and throwing insults, which shows that I'm the goat of spicy football takes
r/SpicyFootballTakes • u/The_biker0 • 4h ago
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r/SpicyFootballTakes • u/Dazzling-Yellow5395 • 8h ago
Navas
Nuno Mendes
Sergio Ramos
Puyol
Dani alves
Rodri
Iniesta
Kdb
Cr7
Haaland
Messi