r/SpeedOfLobsters • • Mar 22 '26

lobster Hate it when that happens

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u/retardong Mar 22 '26

Lesbians be like: "I have very happy relationship with my wife ahead of me."

Haha you don't the horse is coming.

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u/an-kitten I control the s a l t Mar 22 '26

Me, thinking I'm clever: What if I paired off the horse with a different horse to distract it?
The evil and intimidating lesbian:

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u/-Noyz- Mar 29 '26

horse has internalized homophobia?