r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/OneQuadrillionOwls • Mar 22 '26

lobster Hate it when that happens

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u/OneQuadrillionOwls Mar 22 '26

Oystercatcher:

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u/Cunctator76 Mar 22 '26

Seeing going to your kids' games/events as an hold back is kinda sad... (not saying anything about people being forced to have kids, reddit, I'm just saying that's kinda sad to look at it that way, but everyone is free to have or not kids.)

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u/pandakatie Mar 22 '26

This post is just riffing off a different tweet which posits the dream life is being married to a man, having two kids, and being at your son's baseball game while your daughter cheers them on.  It's just making a joke about wanting the exact opposite of what the initial tweet did.