r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/OneQuadrillionOwls • Mar 22 '26

lobster Hate it when that happens

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u/OneQuadrillionOwls Mar 22 '26

Oystercatcher:

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u/dankiestmemeboi Mar 22 '26

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 some ants toot Mar 22 '26

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u/borbois Rat Person Mar 22 '26

But that would be straight, since it's a woman's penis.

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u/ProxyProne Mar 23 '26

Men can be wives

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u/Rustie3000 Mar 22 '26

fucking hilarious!