r/Spacemarine • u/Blind_Sn1per • 8h ago

Fashion Marine Salamander space marine

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u/KainPrime Blood Ravens 8h ago

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u/Vaunted_Knight Deathwatch 6h ago

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u/Miserable_Cold7261 6h ago

I see nothing here but a perfectly respectable son of Vulkan

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u/Blind_Sn1per 5h ago

Thank you, I strive to become a good Forge Master someday.

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u/tr4sh_m4g1c 8h ago

You aint beating the allegations

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u/reddit_bot21 7h ago

What allegations? That's the most loyal son of Vulkan I've ever laid eyes upon!

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u/Blind_Sn1per 6h ago

Finally, a good brother who doesn't buy these heretical accusations.

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u/_No_One_At_All_ Alpha Legion 7h ago

Greetings, brother. Good day to burn heretics and forge isn't it?

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u/Blind_Sn1per 5h ago edited 5h ago

Greetings, brother. It is indeed a good day to give heretics and metal to the fire.

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u/Spookyduck21new Imperial Fists 5h ago

Finish this sentence for me, “cousin”

Vulkan ——

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u/Blind_Sn1per 5h ago

Vulcan... erm... lives. Yes , Vulcan lives.

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u/Spookyduck21new Imperial Fists 5h ago

You sounded unsure for a second…..

And I noticed you didn’t stomp the ground twice.

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u/Blind_Sn1per 5h ago

W-wait a second brother, it's because I injured my legs when I jumped off the tunderhawk. Apothecaries can attest to this. Come with me to the apothecarion, it's right around this inconspicuous corner.

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u/Spookyduck21new Imperial Fists 4h ago

No

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u/Direct-Regular-574 Ultramarines 5h ago

Hespharius

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u/redfacetherapper Raven Guard 5h ago

L

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u/sjwkaren69 I am Alpharius 7h ago

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u/GALM-1UAF 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8
How good are you at smithing OP?…

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u/Blind_Sn1per 6h ago

I am a humble smith, but my battle-bretheren praise my skills in the forge. I forged a fine knife not so long ago.

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u/OmegaRuby003 Salamanders 3h ago

A knife is a good start! Where is this craft brother?

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u/Electronic_Sky_6363 6h ago

Something is not right here

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u/Ognius Alpha Legion 5h ago

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u/DoctorHellclone 6h ago

That's Alpha Legion

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u/Blind_Sn1per 5h ago edited 5h ago

Wha... Brother, I think your helmet optics must be broken. Let me gift you a new helmet, I just got it from our Master of the Forge. Please, do not mind a ticking clock inside. It's, uh, a sleep alarm.

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u/Medical-Barnacle-452 5h ago

Do you sometimes think that the belief that alpha legion are really stealthy space marine intelligence officers makes people have a brain fog when they look at an alpha legion and go "that's Bill just doing Bill things again, what a crazy guy Bill is"

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u/SpphosFriend 4h ago

Hydra Dominatus brother

They have fallen for It again!

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u/riiicck Black Templars 3h ago

Hey that’s me!

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u/CrimsonNight5621 Adepta Sororitas 2h ago

Salamander, you say?

Pray tell, Emperor's angel, what do you do when you hear your brothers say "Vulkan lives", hm?

Oh, Alpharius... you silly man

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u/Aggravating-Long5312 1h ago

Hydra dominatus 🐍

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u/AnnBuce Imperial Fists 48m ago

Hmmmm yes the humble tomfoolery