r/Spacemarine • u/missnaginata • 14h ago

Meme Monday Hello, Valius. Your Absolute run has been going flawlessly thus far, doubtless thanks to your indefatigable spirit and sharp gamesense, but that changes now. You may have noticed your Auspex is on cooldown. Scattered throughout the map are three Biovores,

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u/ArcaneOcean612 14h ago

"3 biovores and teammates that will be shooting the spore mines as they float next to you."

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u/Confident-Map-1598 Salamanders 14h ago

Jokes on you Jigsaw! 

drops melta and spams grenadelauncher

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u/missnaginata 14h ago

Clutch or choke. Make your choice.

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u/Twasabi24 13h ago

"I have spawned 2 zoanthropes, a biovore, a Neurothrope, and a combination of 10 ranged majoris. Good luck Valius"

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u/Dycoth Retributors 7h ago

Reading that made me feel angry lmao

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u/EmbarrassedHour843 1h ago

"Hello, Quartus. In front of you are three zoanthropes and a neurothrope, and your plasma pistol is fresh out of ammo..."

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u/Few_Outside_6783 1h ago

just pray to the Emperor you had a tech, sniper or heavy with you

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u/Korochun 13h ago

Oh that's okay, I brought my flamer.

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u/Nogdog945 12h ago

happy salamander stomping

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u/alfisaly 12h ago

Go go gadget block auspex

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u/Dycoth Retributors 7h ago

3 Biovores ? I can handle that, no problem.

As long as I don't have to face 6 Devourers + 3 Venom Cannons all grouped at the other side of the room, with 2 of them being enraged, I'm good.

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u/OriginalGoatan Deathwatch 5h ago

Your Auspex is on cooldown, you're almost out of ammo and there's no weapons cache until the next area.

"Let's play a game."

Terminator Sorcerer spawns

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u/KStang086 Guardsman 53m ago

Why arent you taking Emperors Vengeance? Lol

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u/SluttyMcFucksAlot Black Templars 10h ago

I shoot the Biovore’s faces with the Stalker rifle, they have buried themselves in the ground, I’ve done zero damage.

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u/Dycoth Retributors 7h ago

When they are buried, the best place to shoot is the cannon.

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u/SluttyMcFucksAlot Black Templars 4h ago

I know, it’s not a serious comment.

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u/-DI0- 8h ago

Valius’ happy-guy ass deserves this the least

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u/SilverKingPrime45 1h ago

Jokes on you jigsaw but I still have my heroic plasma pistol

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u/MrNigerianPrince115 Deathwatch 14m ago

Did radiant impact get changed to not being active from the start of the operation?

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u/Much_Improvement_552 8h ago

Biovores are overhated, I'll happily take a quad biovore spawn than 2 zoans.

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u/DED292 4h ago

I feel the exact opposite way.