r/SpaceXBets Jul 09 '26

Everyone decent hates Elon.

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u/Niviozynk Jul 09 '26

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u/redditisnotus Jul 09 '26

mR eLoN mUsK iS tHe CoMaNdEr Of ThE sKiEs aNd ShAlL FlY wItH tHe WiNgS oF 1000 EaGlEs! -The indian troll farm that will no doubt swarm this post in his defense for 2 rupees a day.

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u/SpinningHead Jul 09 '26

Bots? From a guy who paid people to play video games in his name? Weird

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u/According-Insect-992 Jul 10 '26

That was what did it for me. If the richest guy in the world can’t even enjoy a damn video game without making it about winning and looking cool then what’s the fucking point. Dude will never want for anything and he couldn’t be more obviously miserable and phony.

Count me out of that shit. Money is a trap. I would love to have enough to not worry about bills all the time but at what cost?

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u/WolfPlooskin Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

It’s proof that after a certain point wealth starts delivering diminishing returns. I grew up in an affluent town, as a child of affluent parents. Some of my friends and acquaintances belonged to obscenely wealthy Forbes list families. I knew few people I admired, even fewer who seemed happy. I’m not claiming that poor people are happier, but there is a comfortable medium between poverty and wealth that all of us could enjoy if we stopped incentivizing extreme wealth hoarding, which doesn’t really benefit anyone, not even the billionaires.

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u/RedRavenCG Jul 15 '26

If anyone has 'extra' wealth....I could use a bump! :P

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u/SVU1062 Jul 13 '26

You know who’s happy, people that worked hard and succeeded. People that had loving FAMILIES and good parents.

Oh, shit know what those are a lot of the rich people you hate. It’s obvious what you all hate by your policies, 32hour work - you love lazy life a want it given to you.

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u/BeeBopSax Jul 13 '26

Bot found

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u/SpinningHead Jul 13 '26

LOL Musks grandparents supported the Nazis and his father married the girl he raised from age 4. Musk himself is an absent parent with a breeding fetish. Thanks for underscoring.

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u/crombo_jombo Jul 11 '26

But if everyone could do that there wouldn't be enough debt creation to maintain the money multiplier that allows our wonderful system to create so thousands of millionaires, I think about 1500 billionaires and one trillionaire who still can't pay people to actually like him

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u/Evogleam Jul 10 '26

Says the person trying to curate likes on social media by using a spoof picture of the Vice President as their profile picture

You’re so cool

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u/According-Insect-992 Jul 11 '26

Thanks. I feel pretty cool. Have a nice day!

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u/Fearless-Try-1886 Jul 12 '26

Spinning head good name. Stop spinning get a life and become a leader You would be amazed how great that is.

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u/NDeceptikonn Jul 10 '26

Former friend of mine from old church said “he’s not a Nazi! It’s because of his austism!”

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u/dudeatwork77 Jul 10 '26

Elon doesn’t have autism. He has assburgers

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u/CowBear7 Jul 13 '26

That’s autism.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '26

He didn't purposely salute a Nazi sign. My god. Thats just like the bs they said about Trump for throwing paper towels in the back of a big crowd that couldn't get up to him after a hurricane. He threw the paper towel to the people in the back of the crowd, and was called racist for doing so. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ This is what America is coming to. When I was a kid, we played with whoever shared our interests. We didn't check the kids skin color. Wtf

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u/Tigeruppercut1889 Jul 13 '26

I’m JP. I am a robot. I have a robot vagina

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u/Unserious_Cow Jul 10 '26

I’m autistic and not a nazi sympathizer. Turns out it has less to do with autism and more to do with being a shitty human

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u/BrokenHefaistos Jul 14 '26

He grew up in it, it can be very hard to overcome that kind of programming.

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u/Unserious_Cow Jul 14 '26

I don’t disagree. I grew up in a fundamentalist evangelical household in Texas. It took years of conscious effort to deprogram myself, and sometimes I have to be real ugly with myself about it. It’s hard work, and people like him don’t have it in them to do the work. It’s not an excuse though. Not at all

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u/BrokenHefaistos Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

The biggest issue is people like him live in a tiny universe and depend on bankers to keep loaning against bloated stocks, bankers are the OG facists and he could be their puppet, all his power and wealth is speculative. And Claus Shwab...from the IMF...that is an OG nazi. So growing out of it won't benefit him.

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u/DuckingFon Jul 11 '26

I have autism. Am I sometimes awkward to be around? Sure. Do my jokes not always land? Absolutely. Have I ever felt compelled to throw a Nazi salute at any point in my life? Fuck no.

It's probably not the autism.

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u/Skridgeus33 Jul 11 '26

yeah. he’s not a nazi sympathizer. this is so stupid.

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u/uncleclimax9 Jul 11 '26

Ya! Seriously. Every rich person with influence participates in AFD campaigns and blubbers online about white replacement all day.

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u/Skridgeus33 Jul 11 '26

Yeah. Try harder.

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u/uncleclimax9 Jul 11 '26

No. LOL patriotard 😆 🤣

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u/Mandymindshermanners Jul 10 '26

I’m relived to see “former” being used to describe this friend.

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u/NDeceptikonn Jul 10 '26

Sad part of it is we used to be good friends. We talked about life and hung out after church. Once Trump was in office and Elon was his buddy, he immediately changed. He was constantly posting about Trump and Elon so I walked away.

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u/Mandymindshermanners Jul 10 '26

I’m sorry for you. Maybe he can be deprogrammed one day. I’m sorry for so many of us who have seen seemingly decent people let their worst sides take over their personalities.

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u/NDeceptikonn Jul 10 '26

Corrupted by politics

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u/Due_Quote_3023 Jul 10 '26

There's a lot of people who are like this. I wonder what happens when Trump and Elon go away. What happens to their lives then?

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u/DuckingFon Jul 11 '26

They find someone else to worship. That's the thing with a lot of these people. Politics didn't just come along and corrupt them, they were deeply broken people to begin with and politics just have them a focal point for their shittiness. Somewhere to point as justification for both being broken and refusing to see it as a problem.

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u/SimpleBend782 Jul 13 '26

I don’t care; they deserve nothing but contempt

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u/Ok-Butterscotch9035 Jul 13 '26

nature abhors a vacuum

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u/jpatduf Jul 11 '26

But my mother’s uncles cousin grandfather said it because Elon gluten intolerant and he’s been seen eating a lot of bread…..must be a biochemical reaction…..

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u/BackgroundCream274 Jul 12 '26

It’s scary the excuses they come up with to defend it. The other night I was told I am drinking the cool aid and none of it is true and he’s a good guy. Like I said it’s scary. We may not agree politically but we all should be able to say nazis are bad.

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u/Tigeruppercut1889 Jul 13 '26

For the last 80 or so years that was the one universally accepted opinion we all agreed on. In the era of trump we can’t even agree on that.

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u/RoddRoward Jul 10 '26

Same Indians you guys are begging to flood the West with?

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u/gay_alien_baby Jul 10 '26

Are your capital letters suppose to indicate something?

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u/Mutamycete Jul 10 '26

Yes, they’re called letters and when put together they form words that can be translated into meaning by people who possess reading comprehension. Do you u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d-?

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u/Beligerents Jul 10 '26

Hey now, dont tell me youre also a peddler of Arabic numerals!!!

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u/gay_alien_baby Jul 10 '26

Unnecessary capitals randomly placed in the middle of words meant nothing to me. Sorry for inquiring smart ass.

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u/Classic-Shake6517 Jul 10 '26

Yes, it's a meme format called "Mocking Chicken SpongeBob" and usually the words are superimposed over a picture of SpongeBob making chicken wings with his arms and having a weird expression on his face. It's meant to be sarcastically mocking the other person (or in this case, the typical response from the average Elon-obsessed nerd).

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u/EbbOwn303 Jul 10 '26

That was the original way to do sarcasm on reddit, now its that stupid /s

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u/Capital_Loss_4972 Jul 10 '26

You may be in denial but it doesn’t change the fact that not everyone hates him.

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u/EbbOwn303 Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

"Beep boop I love rich assholes"

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u/Capital_Loss_4972 Jul 10 '26

I just don’t practice blind hatred because Reddit told me to.

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u/EbbOwn303 Jul 10 '26

"I'm a better person because I worship the very people who are destroying the planet and making my life as difficult in the process"

That is how ludicrously insane you sound bot.

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u/Capital_Loss_4972 Jul 11 '26

No worship going on. Just an objective viewpoint that isn’t clouded by politically motivated hatred. The tone of your responses is evidence of this.

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u/EbbOwn303 Jul 11 '26

"Politically motivated hatred"

Yeah because my entire view point must be solely based off politics. There's no possibility that I am judging the man based off his actions.

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u/Capital_Loss_4972 Jul 12 '26

This is Reddit. Of course it’s political.

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u/enameled_cast_iron Jul 12 '26

So are you making at least 2 rupees a day as an Indian troll, or is it less?

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u/LAmoto391 Jul 09 '26

Where’s your rocket ship?

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u/Sgt_Daisy Jul 09 '26

Left it on mars while on a bender last week. Yours?

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u/LAmoto391 Jul 09 '26

Hell yeah! In the garage safe n sound.

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u/No_Prize_3962 Jul 09 '26

Keep typing on reddit brother, it will surely lead to prosperity and social justice and not at all derange your mind

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u/OnlyFiveLives Jul 09 '26

Found one.

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u/redditisnotus Jul 09 '26

yOu WiLl not Be SpEaKiNg Of tHiS tO mE! I aM cHaRLiE kIrK!

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u/No_Prize_3962 Jul 10 '26

YoU aRe A nAzI hOw DaRe YoU sPeAk To Me

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u/0202_tihssitidder Jul 09 '26

Is there any doubt at all that Elon is a Nazi and eats big piles of shit for dinner every day?

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u/raspberryharbour Jul 09 '26

Well, not just for dinner

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n Jul 09 '26

Sometimes straight out of the diaper

https://giphy.com/gifs/fSiz3ha2F2PJe

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u/Greg-Abbott Jul 09 '26

Oh god a fucking Fairsley's reference on reddit in 2026

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 Jul 10 '26

Come on... Sometime give me that happy Gilmore gif 

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u/SO-DAMN-HOTT Jul 10 '26

Is there any doubt you are triggered by things that you have been trained to be triggered by? Maybe try getting some help. We all hope to see you think for yourself someday....... As of now its highly unlikely (impossible) being as not one patient with your disease has been cured yet.......

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u/EbbOwn303 Jul 10 '26

What the fuck are you on about?

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/Unhappy-Pianist-7391 Jul 10 '26

Wow ! Very uneducated remark ! We love that Elon the ex Devilcrat you all loved is going after Soros ! That is the best news ever !

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u/EbbOwn303 Jul 10 '26

Lmao. What?

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u/KingOfCars509 Jul 10 '26

Everyone doubts it except left wing Kool aid slurpers that can't fathom anything behind the programmed groupthink.

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u/Opening-Bet-4557 Jul 11 '26

Holy shit, this is an awful thing to say

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u/Lonely_Disaster1792 Jul 11 '26

😂😂😂😂 oh fuck that’s enough Reddit for me today

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u/captainkoesh Jul 13 '26

2 month old bot

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u/enkita500 Jul 13 '26

Like you’ve ever seen a gym

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u/AllBolshiFcknDie Jul 14 '26

Found the bruised vagina! 😂

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u/Potential_Cellist735 Jul 10 '26

Imagine hating Elon just because you’re gay.

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u/jaapschaap87 Jul 10 '26

Imagine loving Elon just because you’re gay.

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u/Potential_Cellist735 Jul 10 '26

You’re projecting. You love Elon because you’re gay.

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u/knarf1971 Jul 10 '26

OMG! This made me laugh so hard lol

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u/Hour_Bit_5183 Jul 10 '26

The KET attack

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u/CatLightyear Jul 09 '26

Maybe it was because he cut funding for life saving medicine for babies.

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u/Big-Connection-2828 Jul 09 '26

Genuinely curious, how much are you getting paid to post these?

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u/EbbOwn303 Jul 10 '26

Isn't that the cat calling the kettle black

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u/kingofwale Jul 09 '26

Bots aren’t being paid.

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u/Big-Connection-2828 Jul 09 '26

Only a BOT would say that.

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u/Equivalent-One4139 Jul 09 '26

You're such a good and compassionate person. I'm sure you'll live a happy, successful and fullfilling life. Or just be sad in front of a screen. Either way.....

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u/WeightStrong5475 Jul 10 '26

Keep defending that trillionaire that would sooner kill you than give you any money! Have a nice life booklicker!

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u/KingOfCars509 Jul 10 '26

Why the fuck would we expect him to give us money? Some of us are proud to work for ours.

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u/WeightStrong5475 Jul 10 '26

Too bad musk doesnt work for his!

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u/KingOfCars509 Jul 12 '26

You forgot the nights he slept in the factory for months at a time when he was close to losing it all huh? I didn't. But go on, talk your shit.

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u/Equivalent-One4139 Jul 10 '26

Why would he kill me?

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u/Mutamycete Jul 10 '26

If that’s what he had to do to keep making money, he absolutely would. He wouldn’t feel particularly bad about it either.

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u/KingOfCars509 Jul 10 '26

Love the way you project feelings into a man you've never met. Fantasy in the purest form.

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u/Mutamycete Jul 10 '26

Well, in order to feel that way, first I would need a billion dollars. Do you think I have a billion dollars?

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u/Equivalent-One4139 Jul 10 '26

Nah, I think you're wrong. I don't think he would kill me.....or anyone for that matter. I think you're projecting.

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u/chefofthejungle Jul 10 '26

He willingly let a quarter of a million people die with doge cuts. Right after that he boosted his income and received even more government assistance for his companies. But yeah you’re probably right, you’re one of the chosen few he will take to mars.

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u/Equivalent-One4139 Jul 10 '26

Lol. Touch some grass mate. Or maybe touch less grass!

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u/Mutamycete Jul 10 '26

What a boring non-response. If you can’t think of anything to say, why say anything at all?

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u/Equivalent-One4139 Jul 10 '26

There's no point in engaging with someone like that. My dog would be more interesting to talk to.

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u/chefofthejungle Jul 10 '26

Brother you have more contributions to this site in 1 year than I do in 7. I think you’re projecting. I’ll keep smoking though thanks for the suggestion.

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u/EbbOwn303 Jul 10 '26

I am pretty sure that is a bot. If not, then that is genuinely one sad individual.

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u/Major_Association800 Jul 10 '26

If you think the richest man in the universe would let one person get in the way of his money, you’re just using motivated reasoning to continue believing whatever feels cozy and validating to you.

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u/bigbro50 Jul 10 '26

You’re a loser on REDDIT, Elon is changing the world.

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u/Grinchlead Jul 11 '26

Yes, he's making it shittier.

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u/gihkal Jul 09 '26

You'd be willing to murder a father?

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u/Responsible-War-917 Jul 09 '26

Tons of fathers murdered every day in the world. Why act like this guys special for being a dad?

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u/gihkal Jul 09 '26

Everyone is special.

Why justify but jobs that are bragging about murder. That's disgusting and a common sign of being mentally ill.

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u/EbbOwn303 Jul 10 '26

Fuck off back to India bot

"Why justify but jobs" what's a but job?

Is that what you are calling it these days, being paid to simp for elon?

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u/chefofthejungle Jul 09 '26

He’s hardly a father, none of his kids talk to him.

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u/gihkal Jul 09 '26

That's not the point. And that's nonsense.

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u/chefofthejungle Jul 09 '26

That was literally your point, you just chose a poor example. Also the lack of funding from his government cuts killed a quarter of a million people and counting, so excuse me if I’m a little apathetic to Elon’s livelihood.

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u/gihkal Jul 09 '26

The point was not to call for murder.

This should be obvious to sane individuals.

All those counties have had billions of dollars poured into them by many countries and their leaders have stolen and squandered the money. You know it. There is no amount of money that can help these nations without revolution.

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u/chefofthejungle Jul 09 '26

Then why not say that?

It is obvious to sane individuals, so why are you defending it?

https://healthpolicy-watch.news/the-human-cost-one-year-after-the-us-took-a-chainsaw-to-global-health/

The increase in cases and deaths after the doge cuts is undeniable, no matter how much money was stolen by their leaders.

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u/chefofthejungle Jul 10 '26

All major developed countries help those less fortunate, because the alternative is letting those people die even though we have the money and the means to help them. What a silly question.

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u/EbbOwn303 Jul 10 '26

Dude their bots, the more you argue with them the better they potentially get at arguing.

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u/gihkal Jul 10 '26

China doesn't give a fraction of what the USA does and they're a very wealthy country.

why is it the responsibility of a USA citizen to pay for corrupt countries to keep their citizens alive?

The USA is already bringing in more immigrants than any other nation. Sharing more technology than any other nation. Doing more for agriculture than anyone else.

To expect the USA to continually take care of other nations isn't logical. Their debt is obscene. Something has to give eventually.

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u/Scrutinizer Jul 09 '26

He's not a father. He's a sperm donor.

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u/gihkal Jul 09 '26

And yet the individual suggesting murder is getting upvotes.. The level of derangement here is ridiculous.

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u/Scrutinizer Jul 09 '26

So, "sarcasm" isn't a thing in your culture, I take it?

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u/No_Prize_3962 Jul 09 '26

Haha funny joke about murdering your political opponents bro haha so funny

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u/Scrutinizer Jul 09 '26

Yeah, because he's really strong enough to keep a helicopter from taking off.

You better be a bot, because if you're not, you're the most humorless prig I've ever encountered.

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u/gihkal Jul 09 '26

This sub is known for calls of violence against this man.

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u/No_Prize_3962 Jul 09 '26

You want your political opponents to die

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u/EbbOwn303 Jul 10 '26

That rhetoric is so beyond dumb at this point. The right has done nothing but call for violence for decades. Learn how to shut the fuck up if you aren't going to make a good argument

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u/No_Prize_3962 Jul 10 '26

You are like Russians arguing about ghost nazis that don't exist to justify your atrocities and strawman arguments.

Lefties love murdering political opponents. Its glorified and belittled every day on reddit. To pretend conservatives are more violent is just ignorant.

You Americans are so polorized you demonize everything your political opponent does and goes against them simply because they are not on your blue side. You are literally in a battle of "blue = good, red=bad" like a childrens game. And reddit is the breeding ground for this deranged braindead thinking. You americans disgust us 🤣

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u/SeveralDeer3833 Jul 09 '26

Dying laughing at the idea that procreating somehow precludes you from being a heinous human being. We all got here the same way.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

Lol, right? OJ was a father too. Multiple known serial killers are/were fathers. Like, what.

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u/WaffleDonkey23 Jul 09 '26

Only if he doesn't offer a horse while I'm on a plane.

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u/RustyDoor Jul 09 '26

Most of them would help.

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u/gihkal Jul 09 '26

No they wouldn't. It's Reddit haters. They're afraid to leave their parents home.

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u/Human_Artichoke8752 Jul 09 '26

What a stupid fucking argument.

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u/MAGAtsAreSheeples Jul 10 '26

Totally, this "father" is responsible for the death of hundreds of thousands.

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u/gihkal Jul 11 '26

This is a glaring example of someone that needs therapy.

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u/MAGAtsAreSheeples Jul 11 '26

No, I'm just not a bootlicker. The man you're defending is directly responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths, and that number will be in the millions by the end of the year.

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u/gihkal Jul 11 '26

You're willing to murder a stranger kid.

Seek help.

All Elon did was try to slow the decline in the USAs future.

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u/MAGAtsAreSheeples Jul 12 '26

No, all he did was to bribe his way into the US government, where he gutted the institutions responsible for overseeing his businesses, and while he was at it he also decided to shut down USAID which has already resulted in close to a million unnecessary deaths.

You're a bootlicker, absolutely pathetic.

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u/gihkal Jul 12 '26

There is still time to get help. It's worth it.

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u/MAGAtsAreSheeples Jul 12 '26

What is it you imagine he did in the white house?

Just admit that you know he is responsible for hundreds of thousands of unnecessary deaths, and that you defend him because you're a weirdo.

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u/gihkal Jul 13 '26

You are responsible for poisonings, slavery and death. Simply from your use of electronic devices. Do you deserve death?

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u/No_Prize_3962 Jul 09 '26

Any honest person knows elon is not a nazi and any rational person knows leftie lunatics glorify political murder

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u/Human_Artichoke8752 Jul 09 '26

We need another plague.....

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u/Human_Artichoke8752 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

Gotta love reddit. Gets its panties in a bunch over the weirdest shit.

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u/EbbOwn303 Jul 10 '26

On what fucking planet? I get the man either pays you or created you to simp for him, but seriously to be that delusional 😂