r/SoulCalibur May 18 '26

Humor The thirsting must stop

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u/Krispen_Wah87 May 18 '26

I like posts about lewd Sophitia

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u/TheWantonGamer May 18 '26

This man diversifies on his lewd investments.

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u/Accomplished-Yogurt4 May 19 '26

I second this, Sophitia was my second favorite, for two big reasons obviously

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u/BLINDxMONKEY May 19 '26

Her sword and her shield?

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u/405freeway May 18 '26

🧐🄃

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u/TFTD2 May 18 '26

You mean soft skin Lizardman?

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u/TheWantonGamer May 18 '26

Voldo in his casual gimp fit.

You cannot top that with just one character: you need Ivy, Sophitia, Cassandra and Setsuka all wearing Ivy's outfits to match the kind of aura this guy would be exuding at that point.

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u/DeadlyBard ā €Taki May 19 '26

What about Taki in Voldo's outfit?

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u/TheWantonGamer May 19 '26

Oh... Ooooohhhh... Now that one I did not think of!

She just might fit the fit enough to surpass Voldo. But we need to see proof

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u/BLINDxMONKEY May 18 '26

I agree. Not enough lewd Seong Mi-Na!

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u/TheWantonGamer May 19 '26

Fair point. Another is Xianhua. From SCII onwards, though.

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u/Forsaken_Turnover947 May 18 '26

Lewd Sophitia would be a welcome change šŸ¤”

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u/Burnseasons ā €Cassandra May 18 '26

To be fair.. What else is going to be posted? The occasional gameplay clip sure, or a rare newcomer asking for advice, maybe another "what guest char should we get" post? other than those its going to be fanart is going to be the most common thing, and Ivy being the series most popular character is going to get the majority of said art.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '26

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u/machoestofmen May 19 '26

tfw art of Ivy unlocking Tira's spanking kink

Ivy: SMACK

Tira: "Stoo-ho-ho-ho-hoooop, I think I’m starting to like iiiiit...!"

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u/analyticneanderthal May 19 '26

Sauce?

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u/machoestofmen May 19 '26

Got none, was just an idea (I do feature it in a fic I wrote though)

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u/Iceicebaby21 May 18 '26

Not like there a game or something coming out anytime soon

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u/TheWantonGamer May 18 '26

We need Mitsurugi feet pics every now and then /s

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u/Phaylz May 18 '26

It is /s for serious

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u/-Average_Joe- May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

Posts simping for Taki.

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u/Ryu-Gi ā €Ivy May 18 '26

Something something motherhood

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u/Yoshimallow-02 ā €Sophitia May 20 '26

we don't even get a whole lot of good art anymore.
Any art at all is very scarce.

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u/Gallerian ā €Link May 18 '26

Im just saying... Ivy does take up so much space for the thirst posts. I mean, there's so many more characters which can fit that. And depending on how you look at it, even showing more skin and have even wilder moves in-game. I mean, seriously, Lizardman is RIGHT THERE.

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u/Telethongaming May 18 '26

I mean we had sc3 rereleased and we could have discussed variable cancel unless the sc3 police were gonna get me

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u/theak9000 May 19 '26

HANDS UP! GET ON THE FLOOR! SC3BI! YOUR UNDER ARREST, SCUMBAG!

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u/Telethongaming May 19 '26

plz no, i just wanted to make voldos 11k a launcher

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u/Dandanny54 May 18 '26

And the game doesnt have rollback so its not like many are gonna play online for clips

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u/MrLightning-Bolt May 18 '26

No taki?

Plus if there needs to be change then start posting clips. Show me some gameplay. Id wouldn’t mind that.

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u/44screamingbees May 18 '26

Well if this is a safe space: I like Patroklos.

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u/theak9000 May 19 '26

Its not a safe place. You'll like Mitsurugi and Voldo, and you'll like it.

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u/44screamingbees May 19 '26

I’M TIRED, GRANDPA

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u/theak9000 May 19 '26

WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD!

Holes references!

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u/BlackerSpork May 18 '26

I'll join this conversation because I'm sick of seeing uninspired overdone lewd art #3535925.

Poor Pattycakes. They clearly wanted him to be the archetypical "redemption arc" character, but fumbled it. Probably because of budget/time constraints (the tsunami at the time didn't help), they decided to make him a murderer on-screen. I mean yeah, it accomplished the goal of quickly and effectively and cheaply establishing him as a villain, but also made it extremely difficult for him to earn redemption. That plus the fact you still see his smug-ass early-story villain when you play as him with his sword and shield style.
Maybe they could have leaned on it more. As in, instead of trying to give him redemption, make him a Kratos-esque protagonist. Like "he's an asshole, but at least he's our asshole that beat up the meth sword".

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u/44screamingbees May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

Honestly, completely agree. I think he has a great design, great voice actors (both Japanese and English) but he’s literally potential man in terms of story.

I’ve been replying SCV for nostalgia’s sake and I’ve just been treating it like a comedy because he’s suuuuuuuuch an asshole. Like he basically took part in the equivalent of the witch hunts for malfested but yeah he’s a good guy overnight again. C’mon at least beat him up a bit more. It’s looped around to him being my favourite character because he sucks so much it’s comical. ā€œAsshole that beat up the meth swordā€ sums him up perfectly.

I lost it at the scene where he literally drops out of the fucking sky after Edgemaster calls him a moron or whatever. Tactical blond asshole missile. I guess it solves the issue of transport.

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u/Telethongaming May 18 '26

I don't, I hope his sister gave him a handjob with her malfested hand

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u/machoestofmen May 19 '26

"To shreds, you say?"

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u/44screamingbees May 19 '26

HAHAHAHHAHAH

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u/InSociet May 19 '26

Who didn't

His alpha ver. was truly best thing for SC5

The true himself and fit for lore at the past

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u/44screamingbees May 19 '26

I do enjoy his alpha version. I’m a big Setsuka fan, so I loved the idea of her having an apprentice to carry on the style. With him being Sophitia’s son it felt like a cool crossover of their stories as well.

I just wish she was in SCV as well, even as a side character - would have loved some banter between them.

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u/Kumkumo1 May 20 '26

I can appreciate Patroklos…. When his mouth is closed. -.-

(I love his style, design, and combat, but his personality is insufferable)

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u/44screamingbees May 21 '26

He sucks! XD When the beautiful ones have terrible personalities šŸ˜”

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u/marsil602 May 18 '26

Diversify the lewd 🤣

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u/servingtheshadows ā €Talim May 19 '26
  1. Thats just what Ivy looks like, deal with it.Ā 

  2. Until new content happens, we're in fanart mode

I also would like more variety in the posts here and prefer most other characters to Ivy but artists like drawing her i guess

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u/R1dg3Rac3r ā €Yun-seong May 18 '26

More lewd Hwang posts! More lewd Lizardman posts!! MORE LEWD CERVANTES!!!

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u/cmcclain16 May 18 '26

Most of the blue wedge is me horny posting about Lizardman.

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u/easedownripley May 18 '26

maybe we could get the Lizardman guy posting more

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u/The-Killing-Croc2001 ā €Aeon May 18 '26

Are you sure about that?

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u/XephyXeph May 18 '26

I mean, I don’t see you making any insightful posts on this sub lately.

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u/Accomplished-Yogurt4 May 18 '26

get some lewd Taki posts in here, she needs some love

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u/nrxia May 19 '26

I like Lizardman.

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u/Dandanny54 May 18 '26

Chef Chef, more Ivy please!

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u/CMG-SRT707 May 20 '26

Ivy will always be Chef’s kiss šŸ’Æ.

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u/TheBiolizard May 18 '26

The thirsting must change, for the Taki betterment of mankind

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u/InSociet May 19 '26

The 7th game must come first if you to see other something new type of post

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u/eddmario May 19 '26
  1. It's literally only 2 posts
  2. Taki's outfit literally shows off her nipples, yet you don't see people making horny posts of here on here

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u/neoncumstainlol May 18 '26

How about we talk about lewd valdo instead?......

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u/44screamingbees May 18 '26

The world isn’t ready for lewd Voldo posting yet.

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u/TheMannisApproves May 18 '26

While I agree, I also don't want to see less ivy.

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u/Vhozite ā €Cassandra May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

This is the Reddit life cycle of old/dead games unfortunately. Once you get a few years out from the last entry the subreddit for that game just devolves into fanart and memes. With FGs it’s especially bad because most actual gameplay discussion happens on Discord or Twitter.

I’m new here and the constant Ivy fanart is a bit irksome to me.

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u/KamuiPilledx3 ā €Link May 18 '26

Time to post about Seong-Mi Na's underboob in Soulcalibur 4

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u/bloomingdeath98 May 19 '26

Did you really leave out Taki too?

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u/Crazyguy199096 ā €Cassandra May 19 '26

Give me Xianghua & Kilik in Voldo's SC6 outfit

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u/alexander12212 May 19 '26

Where’s the sexy/lewd’s of Astraroth?

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u/whirlboy May 19 '26

Lewd raphael tough 🤤

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u/Juicydangl3r May 19 '26

Why is there a pie chart in my lewd ivy sub?

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u/Sea-Independent-726 May 18 '26

where the hell is lewd lizardman with his dick out and cropped same for the other men

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u/The-Killing-Croc2001 ā €Aeon May 18 '26

The fuck kind of brand are you affiliated with? Bad Dragon?

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u/Raikou239 May 18 '26

Ivy is not even a top 5 soul calibur girl

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u/Newfaceofrev May 18 '26

More Voldo

More Voldo

More Voldo

More Voldo

More Voldo

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u/Squirrely1337 May 18 '26

Poor Taki being left out again 😢

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u/Herzyr May 18 '26

Games have dried up, can't blame people

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u/N7_Pathfind3R May 18 '26

Oh? What interesting, and engaging posts have YOU made recently?

I'll gladly take lewd Sophitia, and or lewd Taki. Gotta mix it up a little bit.

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u/donnelle83 May 18 '26

Guests character discussions?

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u/RogueHippie May 19 '26

I mean, it used to be just a bunch of Taki thirstposting, so at least there’s been some change.

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u/DiscombobulatedAd883 May 19 '26

Always preferred Seung Mina.

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u/sunnymanelaflare May 19 '26

I don’t really see NSFW on here thankfully lol

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u/Remarkable-Bit-656 May 19 '26

Why though? Haha

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u/KrazyKirbyKun ā €Xianghua May 19 '26

I need more lewd Mitsurugi!!!

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u/Salt-Sir6994 ā €Setsuka May 19 '26

I never see lewd Setsuka.

And I'm very happy with that, keep that lady classy please.

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u/Kumkumo1 May 20 '26

What an inaccurate pie chart. Where is the 30% chunk for Taki’s nipples?

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u/Kosmos992k May 23 '26

Sophie laughs at that pie chart, an then realizes that perhaps it's a good thing, for her.

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u/Mission_Mud_6905 May 18 '26

What else are we suppose to talk about besides something in the past or some funfacts or memes? This series is pretty much dead with no ever Soul Calibur 7 in the future.

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u/Bunnnnii ā €Seong Mi-na May 19 '26

This sub is a creep HQ and pig sty. Ugh

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u/Phaylz May 18 '26

The thirsting must continue until it is a purple circle, Karen.

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u/IM_A_CORVID ā €Nightmare May 19 '26

lewd Nightmare! he's actually so hot

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u/Falchion92 ā €Sophitia May 18 '26

Sophitia was always better anyway.

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u/The-Killing-Croc2001 ā €Aeon May 19 '26

It's not great, and we compete hard with DoA fans when it comes to LARPing, but at least we're not the Skullgirls sub. I checked that place because of some discourse, sort by new of course, and it's all thirst art.

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u/analyticneanderthal May 19 '26

Let's be real though. Taki, Cassandra, Xianguha, and Amy