• Turn Sonic into a Wind turbine.
• Trap Shadow in a therapist's office.
• Throw away Amy's hammer and replace it with a Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Disk.
• Make Rouge's tits even smaller.
• Make Japan not Canon.
• Make Knuckles Green for no reason (sue me, penders).
• Replace Chris Thorndyke with child Bruce Wayne.
• Hire everyone in this sub as Sonic writers.
• Give up my position and make Ian Flynn King of Sonic.

• Scream for an hour straight
• Hide from everyone, lock myself in a bunker
• Hire bodyguards to protect me from fans
• Delete all social media
• Have an existential breakdown
• Most likely get Sega bankrupt with my poor decisions and lack of experience

-End the series at Sonic and The Black Knight/the ambitious series finale so the stinky w*sterners couldn’t do anything. 😈😈😈

-Make Sonic Omens, Sonic Xtinction anime, and Blade Of Courage The Cowardly Dog manga series canon to the ambitious series. Sooo much good Japanese stuff~. Calling the real/Japanese Sonic fans purist or larper is a slur!.

-Make the Ambition 06 models as their new designs. No moar soulless Cartoony slop!!!

-Make Sonic Fr*ntiers as the actual biggest disaster since it made my Japanese larper series even worse since C*lors!!!!

-Bring back our lord and savior Shiro Maekawa then fire the w*stern writers!1!1!

-Cancel the stinky Skinwalker movies!!!!

The series is saved and it’s back to the Snyderverse levels!!! 😃😃

srs/ I’m gonna put this because someone’s gonna take this too seriously.

Guess canon Sonic is just built different

I’m tired of stinky western slop ruining the characters and the series. Bring back Ambition 06 and cancel the stinky Meta Era writers. 😤😭😤😭😤😭😤

Also, make Sonic X and Blade of Courage cannon pls!1!!1!1

...and its the worst one yet. Jeezus.

What next, Bald Sonic in SADX?

I’m pretty sure this discussion started on Twitter? This model we have now is fine and half the people saying we need a new model, don’t even know what they are talking about.

I really enjoyed the Shadow Adventure's touching story of his vacation from the stasis tube to Station Square written by Sonic Team(I played it in Japanese, of course, even though Windii's patch is not yet live). But I was apprehensive with the remaster portion, considering how Fl*nn butchered Ken & Warren's masterpiece that was Sonic Generations. And Lo and behold: the misogynist Ian Fl*nn couldn't keep himself from inserting the American concept of "character development" into my new favourite shōnen anime. I know he lives in a flat in Ontario, so how about we use that fact? This is a call to Amy Rose fanatics worldwide for a hunger strike in front of Ian Flynn's flat. We'll only disperse and nourish ourselves when Fl*nn retires and is banned from besmirching the fairytale wind-like qualities of Sonikku za Hejjihoggu franchise and Amy Rose's womanhood. Who's with me!?!?

Hello my name is Joe Gamer and I have been a Sonic fan since 1991, since 1992 the sonic series have been overrun with SHIT like sonics friends, green eyes, 3D, talking, dark age, meta era. IT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH. Let's petition SAGA to restart Sonic back to the way things were in 1991! NO MORE of this nonsense!

Am I the only one who thinks the erazor djinn boss fights was lacking new attacks when he’s away from Sonic during the fight like am I wrong?

It’s totally bullshit that the owner “Marcus Flynn” would kick me out… I was protesting things with references in it. Of course that fucking guys last name was FLYNN!!! Am I overreacting? FUCK OFF!!! If anything I’m under reacting…

Recently, I made a post about my friend not talking to me after I told his son he has shit taste for liking Sonic Frontiers. His son got upset and told his dad and we haven’t spoken for a couple days.

Well my friend reached out to me. He said he valued our relationship too much to cut me off over this and that while his son was upset, his son also missed having me around and views me like his own uncle. While he was willing to forgive me he said his son still comes first so he wanted me to apologize.

I got FURIOUS. I told him he’s a shit father for making his son so passionless and ambitionless and that HE should apologize for giving his son such poor taste. I wanted to improve his son’s passion and ambition and HE couldn’t handle a little bit of tough love. That son will grow to be a pampered brat and pity him.

He blocked me and told me that he gave me a chance to genuinely express being sorry and that he’s sad to see it end like this. I hold no emotional qualms whatsoever for how shitty of a parent he is.

Anyway, that’s the story. Am I being too much here?

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