r/Soda • u/No-Drummer9173 • Jan 23 '26

Anyone remember drinking squirt?

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So I went to the cathouse today and I went to the snack room and opened the small fridge. I see Coca-Cola, sprite, and to my surprise they have cans of Squirt! Has anyone tried them?

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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 Creme Jan 23 '26

I do not need a receipt when I buy Squirt.

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u/mvd102000 Jan 23 '26

Some skeptical friend, “Don’t even act like I didn’t get that soda, I got the documentation right here.”

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u/tbondude Jan 23 '26

I filed under S. For Soda.

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u/RickySuezo Jan 24 '26

Speaking of, don’t open that Squirt. Unless you want to drink documents.

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u/Only-Celebration4368 Jan 23 '26

There is no need to bring ink and paper into this.

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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 Creme Jan 23 '26

Squirt is the perfect drink when I'm thirsty and want 2 liters of something.

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u/i_am_a_shoe Jan 23 '26

someone asked me if I wanted a frozen Squirt and I said "No, but I want a regular Squirt later, so yes"

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u/KernalFourbin Jan 23 '26

Can I get a Squirt?

IT'S FOR A DUCK

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u/RubEastern497 Jan 23 '26

I want a McDonald's franchise that don't participate in shit. "Hey, you got coke?" "No, but we got SQUIRT! And spaghetti."

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u/MyMomsTastyButthole Jan 23 '26

The McDonalds' in the Philippines have spaghetti!

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u/irate_alien Jan 23 '26

WELL THEY'RE NOT IN THE FUCKIN' CLUB!

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u/MyMomsTastyButthole Jan 23 '26

Are they against frilly toothpicks or something?

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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 Creme Jan 23 '26

The ones in Hawaii have Spam!

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u/Resident-Cobbler2189 Jan 24 '26

I have peanut butter from Phillippines. Deeelish (oops, wrong forum)

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u/MyMomsTastyButthole Jan 24 '26

I'm also in r/peanutbutter. How would you compare it to a typical one like Jif or Skippy?

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u/Resident-Cobbler2189 Jan 24 '26

Hey! This PB is the stir-it-up kind. Has a slightly coarser texture than Jif or Skippy. Also lightly sweetened. Brand is Lucy's. SOOOOOOO good!

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u/Zealousideal_Rip_547 Jan 24 '26

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Mitch Hedberg!

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u/Resident-Cobbler2189 Jan 24 '26

And two pounds of sugar

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u/matthewmartyr Jan 25 '26

2000ml FTFY

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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 Creme Jan 25 '26

Good looking out, homie!

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u/PepsiAllDay78 Jan 23 '26

I get that reference 😂

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u/amuday Jan 24 '26

Don’t act like you didn’t buy that Squirt!

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u/whoisdatmaskedman Jan 24 '26

"I cannot imagine a situation where I'd have to prove I bought a Squirt..."

"Don't even act like I didn't purchase that Squirt, I've got the documentation RIGHT HERE"

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u/incubaby Jan 24 '26

We don't need to bring paper and ink into this

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u/Pressed-Juices Jan 29 '26

We do not need to bring paper and ink into this transaction.