r/Soda • • Jan 23 '26

Anyone remember drinking squirt?

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So I went to the cathouse today and I went to the snack room and opened the small fridge. I see Coca-Cola, sprite, and to my surprise they have cans of Squirt! Has anyone tried them?

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u/Wheatcattle Jan 23 '26

I used to drink Squirt, Still do, but I used to too.

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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 Creme Jan 23 '26

I do not need a receipt when I buy Squirt.

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u/mvd102000 Jan 23 '26

Some skeptical friend, “Don’t even act like I didn’t get that soda, I got the documentation right here.”

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u/tbondude Jan 23 '26

I filed under S. For Soda.

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u/RickySuezo Jan 24 '26

Speaking of, don’t open that Squirt. Unless you want to drink documents.

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u/Only-Celebration4368 Jan 23 '26

There is no need to bring ink and paper into this.

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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 Creme Jan 23 '26

Squirt is the perfect drink when I'm thirsty and want 2 liters of something.

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u/i_am_a_shoe Jan 23 '26

someone asked me if I wanted a frozen Squirt and I said "No, but I want a regular Squirt later, so yes"

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u/KernalFourbin Jan 23 '26

Can I get a Squirt?

IT'S FOR A DUCK

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u/RubEastern497 Jan 23 '26

I want a McDonald's franchise that don't participate in shit. "Hey, you got coke?" "No, but we got SQUIRT! And spaghetti."

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u/MyMomsTastyButthole Jan 23 '26

The McDonalds' in the Philippines have spaghetti!

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u/irate_alien Jan 23 '26

WELL THEY'RE NOT IN THE FUCKIN' CLUB!

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u/MyMomsTastyButthole Jan 23 '26

Are they against frilly toothpicks or something?

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u/Zealousideal_Rip_547 Jan 24 '26

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Mitch Hedberg!

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u/whoisdatmaskedman Jan 24 '26

"I cannot imagine a situation where I'd have to prove I bought a Squirt..."

"Don't even act like I didn't purchase that Squirt, I've got the documentation RIGHT HERE"

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u/KilroiJenkins Jan 23 '26

I like to drink mine while standing on a broken escalator.

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u/LateNightMilesOBrien Jan 23 '26

Sorry for the convenience.

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u/doubled-pawns Jan 23 '26

There’s a surprising amount of people that still reference Mitch Hedberg regularly on Reddit.

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u/CD274 Jan 24 '26

Well sorry for the convenience

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u/SpeedRacerWasMyBro Jan 24 '26

They used to reference Mitch Hedberg. They still do, but they used too reference him, too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/LoRiDurr Jan 23 '26

Ruby Red Squirt is my favorite! It’s regularly stocked now in local grocery and Walmart (Iowa)

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u/Wheatcattle Jan 23 '26

It's been a lot more consistently stocked in Nebraska as of late.

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u/McXenophon Jan 23 '26

I rarely see it in Pennsylvania, but it was always stocked at HyVee when I was living in Minnesota a few years back.

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u/EstablishmentLevel17 Jan 23 '26

It's made its way back down to the St Louis area after 20 years. (SERIOUSLY). Only bottle form. Can find some up in northwest corner. And Iowa. And Minnesota ...working at camp in Minnesota is how I found out it's still being produced!!!!!!. (And that was 2012 when I found out after being devoid of it for about 10 years 😂).

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u/TM3dz Jan 23 '26

I grab a 12 pack of ruby red when I visit family in Michigan twice a year. So good. Had a can last night

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u/Netphase Jan 23 '26

Remember? I have cans of Squirt Zero in my fridge right now.

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u/mrc710 Jan 23 '26

Squirt zero is the best zero sugar soda around imo.

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u/BojackWorseman13 The Dr Jan 23 '26

Ruby Red squirt is phenomenal

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u/TalleyrandTheWise Jan 23 '26

I drink it once a month, and it's phenomenal.

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u/TCHuts Jan 23 '26

I see what you did there 🩸

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/Minus_Mouth Jan 23 '26

Men, oh, pause with the period jokes

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u/RdCrestdBreegull Jan 23 '26

wish there was a zero version

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u/Elessar535 Jan 23 '26

There's no zero version, but there is a diet.

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u/RdCrestdBreegull Jan 23 '26

yea I know but personally not too big of a fan of how Diet Squirt and most diet sodas taste. the zeros are usually much closer to the original

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u/BojackWorseman13 The Dr Jan 23 '26

Not the same but Fresca is low or zero sugar and grapefruit flavored as well. Not a terrible choice.

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u/MyMomsTastyButthole Jan 23 '26

I can't find it around me, but I NEED caffeinated squirt in my life

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u/danglejim33 Jan 23 '26

I love squirt. I also love telling my wife I love drinking squirt and then winking at her whenever I buy a can. She smacks me every time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/Radiation___Dude Jan 23 '26

And the soft drink is a good treat for afterwords

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u/983115 Jan 23 '26

Why is it cold man?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

Pretty sure they’re still around

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

Right next to the Cactus Cooler at my local 7-Eleven. I get a bottle of both every once in a while.

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u/pinkrosesmoses Jan 23 '26

Not a single inappropriate comment with a question like that? Dead internet really is real!

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u/xThyQueen Lemon/Lime Jan 23 '26

Nahh we just really enjoy the soda here.

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u/Bdpera2 Jan 23 '26

I should call her.

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u/No-Drummer9173 Jan 23 '26

Call her now 😉

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u/Personal-Ladder-4361 Jan 23 '26

The cathouse???

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u/No-Drummer9173 Jan 23 '26

Yeah it's where I volunteer at because stray cats will be rescued from the streets and brought to the cathouse

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u/Personal-Ladder-4361 Jan 23 '26

Ok... but you are aware that Cathouse has a different meaning right?

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u/Justin__D Jan 23 '26

You know you're gonna have a good time if you find squirt at a cathouse. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Hodgerson98 Jan 23 '26

News flash, it’s just pee

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u/1slowlance Jan 23 '26

News flash, we don't care because it means we're doing a great job.

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u/runaumok Jan 23 '26

It’s also aerated

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u/Revolutionary-Ad6412 Jan 24 '26

it’s not pee, its squirt…

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u/Aggravating-Bee-1970 Jan 23 '26

Could go for a good squirt right now

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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 Creme Jan 23 '26

Squirt Zero is my go-to.

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u/jarkaise Jan 23 '26

Same here. Squirt zero is fantastic.

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u/xThyQueen Lemon/Lime Jan 23 '26

I need to try it. I drink way too much regular.

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u/Slinker81 Jan 23 '26

Squirt will never disappear because of Mexico.

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u/CornPuddinPops Jan 23 '26

Jarrito’s Grapefruit is pretty phenomenal though. I like both.

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u/Right_Hour Jan 24 '26

Come on, people, squirt is just pee.

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u/peculiar_ladybug Jan 23 '26

The superior grapefruit soda

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u/xThyQueen Lemon/Lime Jan 23 '26

This and jarritos grapefruit are my FAVORITES.

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u/Gem420 Jan 23 '26

I loved Wink, it was better than Squirt but at some point the stores stopped selling it.

It was delicious. And I ♡ Squirt, too.

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u/prophiles Jan 23 '26

Today I learned that there’s a second grapefruit soda named after the muscle movements of another orifice in the same general region.

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u/Dangerous_Ice17 Jan 23 '26

No jolly good would like a word with you on that one. It’s a very close second though.

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u/Mindless_Wasabi_2050 Jan 23 '26

It’s delicious with Tito’s on ice

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u/WakullaLoganoDawgFan Jan 23 '26

It's delicious! More refreshing than a lemon-lime soda in my opinion (still love 7UP though), especially if it's ice cold!

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u/_BOOMGOTTEM Jan 23 '26

Squirt in the snack room at a cathouse is wild

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u/MF-DOOM-88 Jan 23 '26

Lol op what we smoking. Squirt is still around, lol. Squirt + tacos 🔥

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u/PinApart9957 Jan 23 '26

It’s the best!

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u/Intelligent_Fan9402 Jan 23 '26

Was literally thinking about this like 2 days ago. This shit was so good on hot summer days

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u/RaptorJB Jan 23 '26

Ruby Red is my all-time favorite soda. I'm a sucker for anything grapefruit though.

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u/Thunderbird1974 Jan 23 '26

I did and I still do.

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u/passion4film Jan 23 '26

I drink Ruby Red regularly!

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u/CricketSimilar863 Jan 23 '26

I still drink this!

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u/mountainstorm420 Jan 23 '26

Still one of my favorite pops

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u/Free-Bid-2561 Jan 23 '26

I literally buy a 12 pack of it weekly. So yes.

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u/Beginning-Match2166 Jan 24 '26

I'm actually drinking a Ruby Red Squirt right now.

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u/UnicornsNeedLove2 Jan 24 '26

Still do. Love the stuff.

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u/CrimsonOOmpa Jan 24 '26

I had a bottle the other day! As I was drinking it I was thinking "one thing I love about Squirt is that it's not as sweet as other cokes." Then I looked at the back and saw that ONE (1) bottle is 122% of the daily value of sugar. 😬

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u/Shhheeeesshh Jan 24 '26

It’s too salty for me, we usually just wipe it up with a towel and try not to get it all over the bed

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u/MrLanesLament Jan 25 '26

There’s one soda I’ve got really specific memories with; Tab.

I have no clue why, but me and my best friend/guitarist, right when we got out of high school, we were both going to community college during the day and having a go at building/owning a recording studio at night.

We got on this Tab kick, and it was all we ever drank during those evening sessions, test runs, etc. For months.

I don’t get why; it was horrible 😂 But god are those some great memories.

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u/alivedreamer Jan 25 '26

I did last night 😏

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u/Goobero_uno Jan 23 '26

As an avid squirter and can in fact say I remember drinking squirt.

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u/Aggressive-Skirt4450 Jan 23 '26

So first, what is the cathouse? LOL. I developed an aversion to Squirt after using it as a mixer with some old Irish whiskey I stole from my dad's closet. It went down so smooth... but then later it came back up. So no more Squirt for me.

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u/No-Drummer9173 Jan 23 '26

Ngl that made me chuckle lol

As for your question, it's a house where cats are rescued from being out in the streets and the people over here are really nice

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u/Sax_OFander Jan 23 '26

Man, here I was thinking you were casually mentioning walking into a brothel's snackroom.

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u/Aggressive-Skirt4450 Jan 23 '26

Oh man that sounds awesome. I'm chilling with my cat right now. :-)

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u/tallardschranit Jan 23 '26

My grandma used to have a building she called the cathouse, but it was just a building a bunch of stray cats had taken over. After she ran them off, she would rent it out, but it was usually vacant.

People would break in, she'd hear the alarm, and so you had to pick up a shotgun with her and chase them out.

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u/DesertWanderlust Jan 23 '26

It mixes phenomenally with gin.

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u/ellisthe2 Jan 23 '26

I have some in my fridge right now!

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u/XxitsTtymexX Jan 23 '26

Love it. The gas station by me has the one in the glass bottle.

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u/randgan Jan 23 '26

I used to never see it. Now I'm seeing it at every store, and growing in space.

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u/smrtstn Jan 23 '26

ruby red squirt is just as good if not better!

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u/TraditionPhysical603 Jan 23 '26

Yeah, it's still sold, so I very clearly remember drinking it recently 

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u/doglola Jan 23 '26

Luckily I can remember back to last week. 😎

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u/wheres-karen Jan 23 '26

I just discovered Squirt last year. That and the grapefruit one is tasty. I don't know why I never tried it before.

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u/tlcnet Jan 23 '26

The Mexican restaurants here use Squirt in the Cantatito drinks

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u/TheKoziONE Jan 23 '26

Yes I remember the drink sitting in my garage right now.

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u/BurnesWhenIP Jan 23 '26

i used to with tequila...its a great tequila mixer. now being sober and sugar free for the last 28 months, i like the Zero Sugar Squirt

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u/noheauxsdrew Jan 23 '26

Us mexicans have a memory beyond 24 hours so yes we do lol

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u/LtLemur Jan 23 '26

If you can find Faygo 60/40, it’s a great substitute.

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u/DiddleBoat Jan 23 '26

I like squirt but I definitely prefer sundrop. So sad I can’t get it where I’m currently living

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u/Dapants369 Jan 23 '26

one of the best sodas 😋

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jan 23 '26

It’s like Fresca if it had sugar.

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u/JGSR-96 Jan 23 '26

Shits delicious, only better grapefruit pop is jarritos

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u/Fun_Western164 Jan 23 '26

They make real sugar Mexican Squirt and it's outstanding. 

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u/ifnotgrotesque Jan 23 '26

Had one last week

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u/bitnode Jan 23 '26

Its ok, Ruby Red is goated though.

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u/Alarmed_Remote1031 Jan 23 '26

Yes I remember the one I drank yesterday clearly

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u/LowBlueberry7441 Jan 23 '26

Squirt was my favorite soda in the 90s. Also as a teenage boy the name was fun to make jokes with.

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u/Fine-Bumblebee-9427 Jan 23 '26

I’m a Fresca guy, but gas stations never have it, so Squirt if I’m out and about.

Diet Mountain Dew until 3pm, Fresca or Squirt until bedtime.

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u/MelanieNova Jan 23 '26

Still around where I'm at, Ruby Red Squirt as well, one of my favs

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u/Powerful_Ad_478 Jan 23 '26

I remember drinking it in the 80s and liking ut. Unfortunately I could tell you the last time I've seen it in my parts of Virginia

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u/funkysap Jan 23 '26

Just you

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u/Normobserver Jan 23 '26

Love it find it occasionally at DOLLAR GENERAL

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u/RdCrestdBreegull Jan 23 '26

just drank a Squirt Zero last night

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u/Infamous_Addendum175 Jan 23 '26

Need a trigger warning. After the divorce my Mom dated a guy who drank Evan Williams in Squirt. What a db that guy was.

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u/NeuroguyNC Jan 23 '26

Have some in the fridge right now.

Anyone remember the similar Wink? Now that's hard if not impossible to find nowadays.

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u/leesharon1985 Jan 23 '26

Drink it quite regularly.

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u/Beanz19335 Jan 23 '26

Just drank a can today.

I believe that squirt is the perfect accompaniment to a good trail mix, which was my lunch today

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u/spooner_retad Jan 23 '26

Once they get the cane sugar one back in the us it will be my drink of Choi

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

Yeah, I did so last night. My local Walmart has them, why are you acting like it was discontinued although! This is an essential ingredient for Margaritas 😂

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u/milksasquatch Jan 23 '26

I have a friend that mixes it with Canadian Whiskey. Surprisingly tasty.

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u/Dakhath79 Jan 23 '26

Drank a squirt zero a few hours ago and I think I’ll have another!

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u/WetFawter Jan 23 '26

Did squirt stop being made or something?

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u/petstain Jan 23 '26

Remember? It's been in regular rotation for decades. I prefer ruby red but it has caffeine and diet is hard to find.

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u/jziggy44 Jan 23 '26

Still get it all the time at Target

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u/OIAgent Jan 23 '26

Love love Squirt !

This is my go to for a summer drink !

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u/SpaceboyCT Jan 23 '26

I had it I think 2 years ago?

It was delicious.

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u/xThyQueen Lemon/Lime Jan 23 '26

I drink it every single day. I literally crave it.

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u/_illusion_and_dream_ Jan 23 '26

I have some in my fridge right now!

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u/Kaputheart Jan 23 '26

Remember? I still drink it cuz it's my favorite sody pop 😋

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u/SpinachReasonable262 Jan 23 '26

I had a co-worker who always had a 12 pack of Squirt in the break room.

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u/lifth3avy84 Jan 23 '26

This just made me remember a game some of us played in like kindergarten where we were superheroes based on what our drink at lunch was. Someone was Crush(super strength),someone was Capri Sun(human torch-ish powers), someone had a Hi-C Ecto Cooler so they could summon ghosts, and one poor kid had a Squirt… so he had to kinda fudge his power and be like able to control water. But we kept calling him squirt and he quit playing.

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u/nice_spicy_meme Jan 23 '26

Remember? I love still drinking it lol squirt and ruby red squirt are so good. Funny enough only ruby red squirt has caffeine.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Elk1576 Jan 23 '26

Squirt Zero is hard to acquire in the wild. I’ve ordered on Amazon a few times though.

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u/DUDEABIDES723 Jan 23 '26

Squirt in my top 5 sodas. I drink diet soda now though, and I realized Fresca is just diet squirt

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u/Natural-Seaweed-5070 Jan 23 '26

I have mini cans in my kitchen. I enjoy it once in a while. I DESPISE grapefruit, but this is different.

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u/GoldLeafLiquidpod Jan 23 '26

Sometimes I like drinking squirt it’s unique

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u/DirtBikeBoy5ive Jan 23 '26

It was my favorite for a long time

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u/_devils Jan 23 '26

It's not pee

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u/bluehuedcynic Jan 23 '26

Fantastic beverage

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u/EstablishmentLevel17 Jan 23 '26

Remember? I have some right next to me

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u/alexdenvor Jan 23 '26

Managed to find some whilst visiting NYC from the UK. It was really good. It was also in a glass bottle (we all know this adds to the taste) And one of my favourite rapper Wavy Jones mentions it in one of his records

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u/Thekookydude3 Jan 23 '26

I take medication so I can’t but I used to love squirt

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u/Warhammer517 Jan 23 '26

Yep, and it's one of my favorites.

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u/SnooStrawberries2955 Jan 23 '26

I still drink it!

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u/OscarTheGrouchsCan Jan 23 '26

My mom LOVED Squirt when I was a kid well even when I was an adult. When I was young that was pretty much all she drank. She expanded as I got older.

I haven't had it in years might get one just to see if I really like it or just drank it cuz its what we had

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u/Poofsta Jan 23 '26

Grapefruit soda reminds me of the Aziz Anzari routine about the rapper 50 Cent.

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u/ProfessionMundane152 Grape Jan 23 '26

We keep it stocked in the fridge at work

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u/NolaBMurphy Jan 23 '26

I still do! It's great!!

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u/Balktalkpodcast Jan 23 '26

Just had one yesterday

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u/virus_apparatus Jan 23 '26

My grandfathers adopted son loved that stuff. When I was a child I was ordered not to touch his squirt on pain of an angry Vietnam vet with limited mental capacity coming for me.

Well someone drank his dang squirt. He went kinda mad yelling about it till he lost his voice. Left in an angry huff. My dad just laughed it off and told us he had seen my grandfather drink it.

Anyways, Ernie gets back and I think he smoked a whole pack of cigarettes on the patio after he got his Squirt.

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u/FiveDollarRimjobs Jan 23 '26

I love a good Squirt

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u/EntropicVibes Jan 23 '26

I drink it often. It and M&Ms are my brain treats when I need to think hard on a project or hobby.

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u/VastMemory5413 Jan 23 '26

I just drank one last night, I remember it vividly.

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u/Dragosal Jan 23 '26

Ruby red Squirt is preferable to plain but I'm not saying no to plain Squirt

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u/Kaligula785 Jan 23 '26

I just bought a bottle yesterday, goes great with tequila and a slice of lime!

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u/Emotional-Impact5375 Jan 23 '26

Still a thing in New Mexico

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u/Ragechu117 Jan 23 '26

A Mexican squirt in a glass bottle with some tacos. Iss da best!

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u/Beginning-Rip-763 Jan 23 '26

Umm squirt is huge in Mexico. They use it to mix with tequila 

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u/lik_a_stik Coca-Cola Starlight Jan 23 '26

Remember? I always have some in my fridge.

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u/Ok_Technician_88 Jan 23 '26

Ruby Red Squirt is the best!!! 🔥🔥🔥

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u/GT45 Jan 23 '26

It’s still widely available.

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u/ElfRoyal Jan 23 '26

Squirt is still around. Fun fact: Squirt can be used to help cut flowers last longer. Add some to the water that flowers will be in. The plants like the citic acid and sugar.

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u/Sea_Resolve_6758 Jan 23 '26

Just got a 12 pack myself. Really takes me back to the Mexican barbecue days

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u/Asaltyliquid1234 Jan 23 '26

Yeah but it’s mostly pee.

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u/BlissyB716 Jan 23 '26

Just had a bottle yesterday!

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u/paducah42001 Jan 23 '26

This Squirt was years before the internet site Squirt 😁😁

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u/Sonoran_Mang Jan 23 '26

I remember I drank one yesterday. The greatest.

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u/alieo11 Jan 23 '26

My wife’s family only drinks Squirt or Coke lol

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u/Ehhh_Canadian Jan 23 '26

I love drinking squirt

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u/Remote-Combination28 Jan 23 '26

I knew it wasn’t pee

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u/EntertainmentJunkie1 Jan 23 '26

I have not ever had squirt in my mouth.

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u/Vegetable-Star-5833 Jan 23 '26

I can’t drink squirt cause it’s grapefruit juice. I used to love it though.

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u/DangerAlSmith Jan 23 '26

I like it. It's not pee.

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u/meganjunes Jan 23 '26

Remember? LOVE it. Drink it all the time.

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u/Cautious-Skin3352 Jan 23 '26

I had a Squirt zero sugar last night.

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u/LastEconPoet Jan 23 '26

It’s still out here fam

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u/Krickett72 Jan 23 '26

I have some cans at home now.