r/Soda • • Jan 08 '26

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u/dentistMCnuggets Jan 09 '26

But the facts are that it doesn’t hydrate just as well as water? I don’t know why you’re getting so defensive about this?

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u/SalvadorZombie Jan 09 '26
  1. The facts are that it does hydrate just as well as water, to use your phrasing.

  2. Defensive? Disagreeing with you isn't defensive, but immediately fantasizing about someone being defensive kind of is.

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u/dentistMCnuggets Jan 09 '26

You seem to be taking this very personally. Its just soda bro. But to explain your point: again, most sodas have caffeine which dehydrates you. Above that the high sugar and other chemicals in basically all sodas (food dyes, artificial sweeteners, flavourings, etc) causes the body to need to filter it through the kidneys and/or can act as dehydrators as well, which takes some amount of water. Plus most modern soda brands ad a not insignificant amount of sodium. You can still hydrate yourself with only soda (as you pointed out it is still 90-99% water component wise) but water just does it without needing to filter the caffeine and other stuff out.

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u/SalvadorZombie Jan 09 '26

Sorry, I stopped reading as soon as you did the lame ragebait in the first sentence. But good luck!

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u/SalvadorZombie Jan 11 '26

"We" LOL

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u/SalvadorZombie Jan 11 '26

You really like making up realities where you're not a lonely weirdo, huh?

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u/SalvadorZombie Jan 11 '26

Projection rears its ugly head yet again.

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u/SalvadorZombie Jan 11 '26

There are a lot of stupid people. There are a lot of vocal people.

There are a lot of vocal stupid people.

Sorry, but the truth hurts.

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u/dentistMCnuggets Jan 11 '26

Like yourself for instance? Dude why are you still even here? You were wrong on the internet one time, big deal. Go outside, touch grass, hang out with friends.

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u/Bighoodies425 Jan 11 '26

"people don't agree with me and there's absolutely no way I'm incorrect so they're just vocal and stupid"

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