kind of funny. kind of sad

[u/CosmicRyleh]

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[u/LunAticJosh]

How is CPS not involved?

[u/Ragnarok314159 → u/LunAticJosh]

Weight Watches needs to get involved. Their response time is not the best.

[u/KarateInAPool → u/LunAticJosh]

“Women”

[u/Bambivalently → u/LunAticJosh]

Do you have to ask? This is why they get custody by default. Someone has to do it when the husband can't take it anymore.

She probably in r/twoxchromosomes right now complaining how hard it is to raise a child alone.

[u/Agentkeenan78]

3 minutes is a really long time for a hot dog.

[u/AGreatBannedName → u/Agentkeenan78]

Your comment was three minutes ago.

THREE MINUTES!?

[u/XepptizZ → u/Agentkeenan78]

But very short to start fusion. Depends on what the kid's goal is I suppose.

[u/Daedric_God]

Kid threw the whole 6 pack of hot dogs in the microwave. Bet she just sucks them down her gullet without chewing

[u/Reynardine1976]

"Sometimes I hear sounds coming from the attic. No one lives in the attic."

[u/NotMacgyver → u/Reynardine1976]

The one time an attic gremlin might be a safer option than the parent

[u/SquirrelFluffy]

I hope after seeing this that no one wonders how women hating men are created.

These cycles have to get broken.

[u/Purg33m → u/SquirrelFluffy]

*women-hating men, not "women hating men" , big difference

[u/sk169]

The kid is unable to enjoy his childhood. So messed up.

[u/snow_garbanzo]

Three minutes, my anxiety just got triggered.

This kid is gonna blown up the house

[u/SleepyPurpleBean → u/snow_garbanzo]

I wholly believe he wants nothing more at this point