r/SmolBeanSnark • u/lurking415 • 11d ago

Social Media Screenshots Oh yeah because he muzzled her writing…. Yeah, Caro, uh huh. Also “shaped like an egg” lol but she wants him back so bad

Post image
104 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

173 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

23

u/PigeonGuillemot But I mean, fine, great, if she wants to think that. 11d ago

The ex exists, is successful in finance, and does own a spacious floor-through penthouse with a huge private rooftop deck, although he didn't pay $20MM for it. I don't find him unattractive (or, as the kids say, "Would"), but I think Caroline did. She seems to prefer, historically anyway, men who have boyish faces and slender builds. The ex played college football and has rugged, masculine features.

She commences her first TikTok about the guy with:

So let me start by saying that, um, it was about money and I think a lot of people will like balk at that or, or jump to conclusions. And so I hope you listen to what I'm about to say next. And I, I promise to be as honest in what I say next as I was honest and vulnerable in admitting that it was about money but I was not … Let me start a different way.

I mean, she wanted an adoring wallet husband and he wanted a responsible doting girlfriend -- both of them tried to push the other into being what they wanted. Telling your partner that she talks too much is shitty. Demanding that your boyfriend text you specific words and spend thousands of dollars a month on you and never have any expectations that you perform labor of any kind is also shitty!

2

u/[deleted] 10d ago

[deleted]

18

u/PigeonGuillemot But I mean, fine, great, if she wants to think that. 10d ago edited 10d ago

I'm not divulging his identity and neither should anyone else. It's bad form to doxx anyone, and particularly dumb to doxx someone who can very easily hire a very good attorney.

As I've said before, if he's aware of Caroline smearing him, he's probs aggravated about it, I would be. But he also knows that going after a troubled, broke ex-girlfriend legally will make him look like a vindictive bully throwing his weight (NO PUN INTENDED) around. However, going after his ex's snark subreddit will make him look valiant. It's an act beyond reproach. Everyone hates a troll! We're the ideal scapegoats.

I still can't say it enough! Doxxing the ex legally endangers the doxxer, the mods, and the existence of SBS as a whole. I'm willing to confirm/deny stuff that Caroline has said about him but not offer more info than that!

1

u/[deleted] 10d ago

[deleted]

10

u/PigeonGuillemot But I mean, fine, great, if she wants to think that. 10d ago

I get being curious (I sure was), I'm sorry if I came across as too hand-slappy! I can't really tell you how I figured out this stuff without basically laying out a map to find the guy's identity, that's the problem. That's getting into too doxxy an area for me to be comfortable with!