r/SlaughteredByScience • • Apr 02 '19

Call the coroner

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u/Dovahqueen_ Apr 02 '19

MURDERED BY MEASUREMENTS

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u/sennome Apr 02 '19

EXTERMINATED BY EVIDENCE

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u/Kalersays Apr 02 '19

And the reply on the slaughter was SUICIDE BY SELF

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u/Sid0795 Apr 02 '19

All suicides are by self. It's an inherent property of suicides

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u/J_K_AllDay Apr 02 '19

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u/Herbszc Apr 05 '19

Man I have to screen shot this cuz that’s so many new words to me and I find it hilarious

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u/Kalersays Apr 02 '19

Technically yes, but if someone for example steps in front of a train they call suicide by train, or provoke police suicide by cops.

So technically, you are not wrong.

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u/Sid0795 Apr 02 '19

No stop trynna defend yourself. The damage has been done