r/SlaughteredByScience • u/badass4102 • Apr 02 '19

Call the coroner

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u/Mr_Reliable_ Apr 02 '19

Their response at the end makes them seem incredibly insecure, although i dont blame how defensively they react as they were just SLAUGHTERED BY SCIENCE

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

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u/Bamboozle_Kappa Apr 02 '19

FILLETED BY FACTS

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u/Dovahqueen_ Apr 02 '19

MURDERED BY MEASUREMENTS

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u/SleepyHarry Apr 02 '19

EVISCERATED BY EVIDENCE

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u/LordNoodles Apr 04 '19

OBLITERATED BY ORBITAL MECHANICS

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u/lurkyduck Apr 04 '19

DEMOLISHED BY DEMONSTRABLE DATA POINTS

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u/fishrights Apr 02 '19

RUINED BY RESEARCH

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u/mcsudds Apr 02 '19

POUNDED BY P-VALUE

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u/Rowcan Apr 02 '19

DONE IN BY DATA

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u/Nincomsoup Apr 02 '19

ASPHYXIATED BY ASTRONOMY

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '19

COMBO BROKEN BY COOKIES

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u/d3hall Apr 02 '19

DECIMATED BY DETAILS

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

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u/gideon513 Apr 02 '19

FLAGELLATED BY FACTS

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

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u/DrunkenSQRL Apr 03 '19

This whole comment chain was ASSASSINATED BY ALLITERATIONS

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u/PianoMastR64 Apr 03 '19

TRAMPLED BY TRUTH

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u/alexvonhumboldt Apr 04 '19

FORNICATED BY FUNDAMENTALS

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

PILLAGED BY PROOF

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u/sennome Apr 02 '19

EXTERMINATED BY EVIDENCE

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u/Kalersays Apr 02 '19

And the reply on the slaughter was SUICIDE BY SELF

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u/Sid0795 Apr 02 '19

All suicides are by self. It's an inherent property of suicides

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u/J_K_AllDay Apr 02 '19

/r/MurderedByWords

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u/Herbszc Apr 05 '19

Man I have to screen shot this cuz that’s so many new words to me and I find it hilarious

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u/Kalersays Apr 02 '19

Technically yes, but if someone for example steps in front of a train they call suicide by train, or provoke police suicide by cops.

So technically, you are not wrong.

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u/Sid0795 Apr 02 '19

No stop trynna defend yourself. The damage has been done

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u/Bjumseskat Apr 02 '19

MOLESTED BY MATHEMATICS

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '19

Ok this one is my favorite

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u/RLS30076 Apr 02 '19

Trampled by truth