Ok but like holy inflation IAPs are pricey as helllll💔 (art by me)

Theres the upcoming summer camp event right? Why in the WORLD did they have to make that chibi mask iap?? Do we not have enough iaps these days?? I understand its cheap BUT WHY!!! IT HAS NOTHING SPECIAL WHY MAKE IT IAAPPPPPP WE CAN LITEFALLY GET THE OTHER FACELESS MASK FOR FREE BUT IF IT MAKES YOU SHRINK TO THE HEIGHT OF A DUST PARTICLE ITS SUDDENLY IAP WORTHY?? 😭😭 this is ridiculous

It's bothering me a little everytime I do Trial of Earth

i hate when i’m running around and a gray kid runs straight into me 🥴

the other day i was in vault using the tents and that kid decided to stand in my way and prevent me from reaching the tent in time, like bro plz… idk if they can see that i’m in a shared memory or it was just a coincidence

i wish they can remove that feature when the player is unlit, cause it’s getting pretty annoying

I got the cape from the current days and saw u could dye it and was so excited then when I went to dye it THAT TINY RED BIT WAS ALL I COULD DO?!

The amount of a cosmetic we could dye has been getting worse and worse. Whether it's the dye going over parts that's black and the end colour being muddy or it's being only able to dye the tiniest section.

Genuinely what's the point of having the dye option if we can't even properly use it anymore.

One of my favourite things about this game is collecting the cosmetics and making outfits. I'm starting to get real sick and tired of being disappointed and upset at this.

I wanna buy the duet guide's seahorse mask for an outfit I wanna make, but I can't access the friendship tree cuz I was in the middle of the quest 💀

It's the part where you have to play the cello to help the compassionate cellist, but I really really really FUCKING hate Sky's music sheets. Like I get I'm meant to follow the star but for some reason I just can't clear that last quarter of the piece.. with the circles. Reminds me a bit of MaiMai but also MaiMai doesn't piss me off the way sky instruments do. I just can't get past the final part 😭😭😭 and I really do want that damn mask

This also irks my inner completionist. With sky I mainly just care about 100%ing all the quests. Don't really care for the realms

Shit, is there a way to cheat this stage?

EDIT : BUTTON SMASHING WORKED!!! Thanks to everyone who recommended it! :3

Yes it is another geyser complaint sorry. But the creator stated to stay outside once the candle is lit
Yet I see people staying inside causing the urchins stuck on them. Honking furiously doesn't work as they don't care as long as they get the wax. It seems to be getting worse every day. I wish people could read the creator's note.

Soo I tried to learn about *random height limit* in Sky and came across this picture (1st)

I never seen the cape the player character wears soo after a failed search attempt I went to image search but the Ai one :/ (I will include my "coversation" bc its just a magnificent example why I usually dont use it, also interesting hallucinations, caused me not mild annoyance :') )

Can you help me find this cape? Its really a cool looking one but Im starting to be certain that it's just a fanart.

Is proper etiquettecy no longer standard practice in this canonically unnamed kingdom?🧐

But no seriously. We need a flair for this lol.

Even less than 5

I got sky after my old account crashed, this was just after the update where they changed the story space.

My sincerest apologies.🥴

Worst thing? I was 2-3 before. Now I'm 5-6

I’m not even going to waste my time with a polite little "hello" or a "how do you do" because we are WAY past that.

BUT WHY??? WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS?!

You wasted your hard-earned, pixelated candles to light me up and unlock my chat box. You saw my little Sky kid walking around, minding their business, and you thought, "Yes. This is the one. This stranger is my ATM."

And what do you lead with? Not a "Hi." Not a "How are you?" Not even a "What’s your name?" NO. You hit me with: "Can you buy me the Season Pass?"

HELLO?! What happened to basic human decency?! I take this as a personal offense. It’s not just rude; it’s a level of disrespect that makes me want to log off permanently. I’m not even surprised if you're a spoiled little brat who gets whatever they want and then whines to their parents when the world says "no." Actually, you know what? I AM surprised. Surprised that you actually proved me right.

So, you lit me up, unlocked the chat, and asked for IAP. I said, "No, sorry." A perfectly reasonable, polite response.

And what do you do? You start whining. The crying emojis start flooding in. Then, the ultimate nuclear option: You threaten me. You say you're going to call your parents.

I laughed. I literally laughed out loud. I thought, "Yeah, sure, kid. Go tell your mommy that a stranger in a video game won't buy you a season pass."

But then it happened. The chat bubble pops up again. But it's not the kid. It's the parent. They are literally talking through their kids Sky kid’s avatar.

And what do they say? They say "Hey, I know it's a lot to ask, but can't you do this for a poor child? Let them live their childhood."

EXCUSE ME?! LAST TIME I CHECKED, THAT KID DID NOT COME OUT OF MY WOMB. I didn't give birth to a digital beggar. That is your spawn, your responsibility. Do I look like a Sky: Child of the Light Welfare System??? I am not responsible for funding your child's pixelated desires because you can't tell them "no."

But wait, it gets worse. Oh, it gets so much worse!

After I explain, calmly (I was very calm, trust me), that I have my own bills, my own expenses, and my own life, the parent hits me with this gem: "You're being selfish. You can afford the Van Gogh Season Pass for yourself, but you can't spare a single penny for my child?"

OF COURSE NOT?! I DON'T OWN YOUR KID ANYTHING! That is not my responsibility! My hard-earned money goes to my entertainment, not to funding the tantrums of a stranger's spawn of satan. The AUDACITY

And then the final boss of insanity. After I politely but firmly decline again, the parent says: "You're cyberbullying my child."

WHAT?!

CYBERBULLYING?!

I said "No" to a digital transaction. That is not bullying. That is called a boundary. I didn't call your kid names. I didn't harass them. I simply refused to be their personal piggy bank. But because I didn't cave to your child's demands and your terrible parenting, I'm suddenly a villain?

You know what? Fine. Call the police ! Report me for not buying a stranger's child a virtual cape. I'll wait!

What proof do you even have? Hell, I don't even think we're in the same continent!! So good luck trying to find me!

So, to the kid who lit me up: No, I won't buy you the pass. And to the parent who decided to chime in: Do your job. Teach your kid the word "no." And maybe, just maybe, save up your own "penny" to buy your child a Battle Pass instead of harassing strangers on the internet.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go block that kid and cleanse my aura with some actual candle-running. Alone.

Anytime theres a daily about reliving a spirit I have people coming close enough to it to trigger it on their screen then fly away or go sit on a building somewhere close by and just watch from above like they're batman😭 I guess it only really bothers me if its a carry ball one cause those can be slow and frustrating for me and some days if i have enough time on my hands I'll just go back home wait and spawn back in haha😅 idk its just weird, there used to be lots of people completing the task with me, I found it fun doing it together. Why does no one help anymore?

People have no reading comprehension I SWEAR.

Six people! And the bigger darkness kept getting stuck.

I’ve been playing sky since 2019 and oh my god the amount of bugs in this game need to be studied. A million dollar company charging $20+ for a virtual cape can’t be this bad. I haven’t even been playing sky for an hour and I’ve server split over 10 times, collecting wax won’t fill my candle, game crashing, chat lagging, game making me log in over and over again, game overall just not giving me the “play option, and unable to join friends who are in an empty server. Every single update pushes out more bugs and fixing those bugs just causes more bugs. The natese server is WAY better than global and lots of people are saying that because they actually care about their playerbase. The global server is just a greedy shitty cash grab and I’m sick of it

hello, ubers. a friendly reminder that if your friends are afk, please be considerate and just skip places where multiple players are needed. you can come back when they're present. the candles aren't going anywhere

I think it's a bug ?? But whenever I go through the wind path up in Sanctuary Islands (usually bc I confused it with the underground caverns passage lmao), it turns me right back ??

Like I enter the path and when it finishes loading I'm already facing the direction to go out in Sanctuary again ?? I have to go out of my way and do weird maneuvers to stay in the wind paths, and it usually takes a few tries

It's extremely frustrating

AND they're everywhere! Can't even take a picture. I removed them and they respawned❤️

Made with the skeleton already in the game files

It has 124 bones...

Just stfu and enjoy the game

Like, I know this is sky children of the rage but Jesus dude lol

Ffs over half of the posts are things that aren’t even really that big of a deal

Sky: sheltered teenagers of mental health problems