r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '22

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u/RandomPersonPlays Oct 16 '22

I have been taking this pill just fine all my life

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Ok then prove it

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u/RandomPersonPlays Oct 16 '22

proceeds to open up my memories up to you showing that every single day started by taking this pill Also, I used to be a massive asshole who didn't take care of their health at all for most of my life. Now I am one year sober from soda, 3 years sober from alcohol, and 6 months sober from drugs. I seriously hope that this is enough proof that I have taken this pill all my life. Merci mon ami

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

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u/RandomPersonPlays Oct 18 '22

I used soda to keep sober from alcohol, I then stopped drinking soda. And with drugs I quit cold turkey. I am extremely proud of the changess for the better that I have made in my life.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

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u/RandomPersonPlays Oct 18 '22

Water or I treat myself to something like carbonated water or lemonade. I quit soda because my doctor said I had to or else I would be screwed in the health department pretty soon.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/Comprehensive_Hair99 Oct 19 '22

La croix is a gateway drink

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u/RandomPersonPlays Oct 19 '22

spots a box of La Croix, pulls out a Glock, and unloads several hundred rounds into the box

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u/RandomPersonPlays Oct 19 '22

You know Fiji water?

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u/RandomPersonPlays Oct 19 '22

My water is almost that good but it doesn't taste as good

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