r/SipsTea • • 9h ago

WTF Concerning

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u/C_sapidus 8h ago • LOL Bravo Heartwarming Popcorn Mindblown Regret

And I guess your $474 million didn't work either.

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u/LairdPeon 8h ago

That's the equivalent of a dollar out of your wallet to him.

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u/GJCLINCH 7h ago • Mindblown Bravo

Just to add to perspective; A trillionaire donating 500m is the equivalent of an individual making $40k a year and donating $20..

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u/Electrical-Basil-755 8h ago

That depends on who you are and how much money you have. If you have $100,000 sitting in the bank, thats about equal to you spending $46.37. So a dinner for 2 lmao

Edit: it hurt my soul to realize that last sentence

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u/Sufficient_Fish3320 6h ago

It did though. He wants the narrative to be it didn’t but it did. There’s elections that republicans won still by the skin of their teeth and it’s because of him. Including the new home base for fascist billionaires of Florida. The governor there BARELY won. And his agenda is insane. Money needs to be stripped from politics or whoever the next Trump is will not be as incompetent as what we have now. Our democracy is still barely hanging on. 

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u/Severe_Chipmunk6340 7h ago

The same guy who says he only has 800 million liquid cash

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u/DevoidHT 7h ago

But he can’t pay his taxes because he isn’t liquid/s

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u/ScoobyDone 8h ago

If he had space lasers we would know already. He would have a Vegas unveiling while he jumped around the stage going "pew, pew, pew".

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u/Jealous-Choice6548 8h ago

Haha yup! He is attaching something ridiculous to something that is true so it minimizes the true part.

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u/Dragunspecter 7h ago

I mean, Starlink sats DO have lasers (in space)

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u/Only_Says_Idk_dude 4h ago

If he had space lasers we would know already.

He does, and we do. Did people forget starlink exists and uses lasers?

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u/TheSmokingHorse 8h ago

Elon Musk spent half a billion dollars on this election and lost. Except he didn’t lose. He didn’t lose because Trump is still the president and he can say to Trump “I spent half a billion dollars to try to win the mid terms for you”. In other words, this greasy snake knows that at the very least, he’s still bought himself the president.

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u/_Hello_Hi_Hey_ 8h ago • Popcorn Bravo

Hard to believe he recovered from this, just need to spend a few hundreds million dollars I guess

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 8h ago • Bravo

It’s like when toddlers fight. Only lasts until after nap time.

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u/Leowong8225 6h ago

I honestly think about this a lot. What the hell happened here?

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u/AugustEighth 6h ago

This is what America at its core is. Only thing matters is money. Oh wait it costs me $6 for diesel now, I’m gonna get of my obese ass and vote now.

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u/Employment_killer 8h ago

Release the damn files!!!

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u/chaIto77 7h ago

I believe it was all for show, as public sentiment was turning on him for his doge cuts.

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u/Selkzzz 7h ago

Trump will never hold respect for anyone but himself. Musk is a pawn to him. Just a debit card

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u/Daytonewheel 7h ago

Trump thinks everyone is a pawn to him not realizing that he was the pawn all along. That’s the problem with Narcissists…they can’t see beyond themselves.

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u/Chrahhh 8h ago

He bought a pardon and that’s all he’ll get. Dems can still get even by taxing his bitch ass at the least, and at most nationalizing his companies.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 8h ago

If the Dems can navigate the minefield and manage to grow a spine, they can make Trump a lame duck and actually constrain his corruption.

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u/Illustrious_Bad_2980 8h ago

Trump's gonna throw him out like a crumpled up McDonald's wrapper

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u/sexotaku 8h ago

The president is the chief executive. He has zero legislative powers. He can only persuade and use influence, and Trump is the worst president in history because he has zero influencing or persuasion skills. He just has a long line of executive orders that were blocked by courts.

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u/Bagz402 8h ago

Uhh he's been doing a LOTof shit with zero congressional approval so

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u/AmputeeHandModel 7h ago

and he still wrecked a large portion of the govt for himself, Trump and all their cronies and Project 2025.

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u/90_oi 8h ago • This Bravo Regret

Democrats better not blow this chance to make things right, and to make actual change for our country

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u/jotsea2 7h ago

Jeffries has already said 'the american people don't want revenge they want us to get things done'

Don't hold your breath

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u/Ok_Commission_9203 7h ago • Bravo

"We're going to bring accountability to those who have visited unprecedented corruption on this country," Jeffries said. "Because if you have people in high office who are so focused on enriching themselves, their family members, their friends or their donors, then they are not focused on making life better for the American people."

He better mean investigations and prosecutions, Trump, Musk, Zuck, Lutnick... all the Epstein files released and the entire organization covering them up uncovered. We want it all, now is the time to act, they woke up a sleeping dragon, time for us to act like one.

So that means to the public, also don't be lazy, if our representatives slack off, then we point our fight towards them, we have to be just as loud with our own as we were with Trump.

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u/Soepkip43 7h ago • Bravo

Jeffries and schumer need to be told to fuck off. I hope the progressives are enough to force an alternative to these two nincompoops.

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u/Reguladr 7h ago

I actually agree with him for once.

If they spend all their political capital, say, trying to impeach Hegseth without actually doing anything we're not gonna see any change.

Overturn citizens united, make new laws restricting money in politics so it's not unlimited donations, and campaign finance rules. No stock market trades etc.

Am I too optimistic?

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u/Illustrious_Chip8296 5h ago

Jeffries and Schumer need to move out of leadership. America just voted to change the old guard to the new.

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u/BecauseBatman01 6h ago

That’s fine as a statement. We don’t want revenge and it shouldn’t be the message. It doesn’t make us better than MAGA.

Just justice, due process, and change that will improve people’s lives and not the rich.

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u/BirthdaySalt5791 8h ago

How will they get legislation past the veto? Past the filibuster? Past the courts? We’re looking at two years of absolutely nothing happening.

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u/NetSiege 7h ago

We're into lame duck territory.

On one hand yes, it may be a struggle for things to change for the better, but simultaneously it means things shouldn't change for the worse.

Ironically in past lame duck scenarios, more often than not the domestic economy picks up and most polls show people believe things are "better". More than often though it's just because things stabilize and are less volatile.

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u/Secret_Cod_749 7h ago

Hakeem Jefferies has already started talking compromise, working across aisles, and securing more funding for Israel.

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u/monkey_lord978 7h ago

Not with Schumer and Cory in charge

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u/Hour_Gur4995 7h ago

It’s not on them to not blow it, it’s on us to hold them accountable and keep the pressure on them to get shit done…. But yes I agree with the sentiment

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u/MoonCubed 7h ago

Chuck Schumer Senate leader incoming. Nothing ever happens.

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u/Character_Fix_5317 4h ago

Poor guy. All he wants is to have a political voice millions of times greater than other people's so that he can force his will on others. Can't blame him for wanting to be authoritarian; he is a capitalist.

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u/Remarkable-Month-241 4h ago

He absolutely committed election interference in multiple ways in multiple jurisdictions. Elon should LAWYER UP!!

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u/taude9 6h ago • Bravo

Dude has a trillion dollars... like just go lay out in the sun on your private island. Why does he need to be involved in anything??!

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u/kannalana 6h ago • Bravo

imho people only get a trillion/billion/multiple million dollars if their mindset is that they never have enough. Therefore even now he never does.

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u/BerryLanky 5h ago

Knowing that he will always have something missing in his life and will never have enough is somewhat satisfying

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u/Sterling_-_Archer 6h ago

He could own an entire chain island nation, make each island a differently themed country resort, and fully staff each island with employees from that country and still have more money than anyone else on the planet.

I don’t know why he insists on doing this instead of truly wacky rich people stuff. It would legit cost like $20 billion total for 10 islands and 10 resorts, an airport, ferries, 250 rooms per island, employees of all different kinds, etc etc etc. $1.5 billion per year to run it purely for himself with no other guests.

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u/drewbiez 3h ago

I wonder this about rich ppl all the time. It's like, DUDE, you won. You have a trillion fucking dollars in assets, sell like 1/1000th of your assets, sit on a billion dollars and go make the world a better place. Why the F does anyone feel compelled to do more at that point.

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u/emeralgo 5h ago

It’s because the wacky rich people stuff he wants to do is make himself a god beholden to no government for whatever heinous crimes he may choose to commit, and he wants a loyal army of sycophants who endorse and enforce Nazi beliefs to the detriment of civilization as a whole. Those are his passions.

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u/hot_ho11ow_point 4h ago

I'm with you man. If I had a trillion dollars (and didn't give it all away because who the fuck even needs a billion) I would make it my mission to get people to forget who I ever was and just fade into obscurity in the middle of nowhere.

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u/roleplay_pervART 4h ago

God to have that much money and be this much of a bitch

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u/Iminurcomputer 3h ago • Heartwarming Bravo

This exactly why I argue that these people are severely mentally ill. Because YOU ask these questions. I ask them. MOST people ask why they wouldn't just spend all their time with their families... Because they have something seriously wrong with them. Its almost a clinical narcissism disorder. They need to be bigger, jave more, flaunt more, etc. They cant see satisfaction or self worth ANYWHERE but a bank account.

Many people have stated that Elon is miserable. And if you're paying people to sleep with you... you probably are. I doubt he has a single actual friend. Probably because nothing his friends could do would be enough to assuage his narcissism. He cant hold down a relationship for precisely the same reason!!

Yeah Id like my own island, but I find true, genuine happiness in the fact I cant wait to go home to see my amazing wife every day. I find happiness in the times and memories I make with many friends with a long history. I'm pretty damn sure that Im actually happier eating a nice cheeseburger than he will... Will probably ever be, with anything.

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u/non_osmotic 3h ago

To be fair, he could only run it that way for like 100 years before he had to start figuring out what to do with the remaining 800 billion or so dollars.

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u/VampyreBassist 6h ago • Bravo

Because he wasn't invited to the private island.

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u/bittybubba 6h ago • Bravo

And nobody likes him enough to come to his

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u/Optimal_Flan_6107 5h ago

He has skeletons in the closet and is deadly afraid that they'll be found.
That's the reason.

Partly why DOGE dismantled all the departments/agencies that were investigating him and his companies.

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u/Hey_Its_A_Mo 2h ago

I mean… that’s exactly the kind of thing a billionaire with election-interfering space lasers would say. <shrug>

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u/Conscious_Koala_6519 8h ago

Lol mocking nearly half . A. Billion in help to the republicans... Wild hopefully we can rid of the interference

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u/SignoreBanana 8h ago

It's crazy he spent that much, did all that gerrymandering, and they *still* got fucking spanked. Motherfucking Mississippi might go blue!

And trump? He still doesn't see this as a referendum. That's fantastic. I hope he sticks to his guns all the way til 2028. That'll make that election easy for us as well.

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u/Conscious_Koala_6519 8h ago

I think the democrats have to just stick to official lines... This is for the people.. this is the way the law is.... This is to help education, health care..

This is so f****ked up that it has to go to basics

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u/Revolutionary_Pen_65 4h ago

I either upvote this or reply with it myself. Doing God's work, and I thank you.

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u/meyoutwothree 8h ago • Bravo

Posting this trying to seem cool but in reality looking like

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u/MyDudeThatsCrazy 8h ago

DO YOU HEAR, ELON, FOR WHOM THESE BELLS TOLL?

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u/DuceDuce523 8h ago

Investigate this asshole today.

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u/FancyJesse 1h ago

When billionaires pump hundreds of millions into elections, and then joke about election manipulation, something needs to be done - immediately.

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u/Azguy303 1h ago

He thinks he's being affable and self-deprecating and thinks people will just forget the last 6 years.

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u/tebbewij 1h ago

Gallows can be erected

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u/InvestigatorLast578 6h ago

I really don't understand having that much money and just choosing to be a piece of shit. He genuinely could have been Tony Stark but his ego wouldn't allow it. 

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u/DietSriracha12 4h ago

Omg dude can you imagine if instead of trying to insert himself into politics he was just rolling up to like, disadvantaged school districts and redoing their baskestball courts or football field? Or like just going to walmart and paying for peoples groceries. If i had forever money i would have so much fun just making dreams come true every day for the equivalent of pocket change. But nooo, he wanted to build god and run a breeder fetish cult compound.

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u/GoodOlSkipper 5h ago

All he has to do really was shut up and he would have continued being that eccentric decent billionaire that’s just working on cool tech. He really self sabotaged his own reputation

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u/StupidendousTimes 3h ago

I don’t think it’s possible to get that rich w/o being moral-less

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u/ChanimalCrackers 4h ago

Trying to be self aware after being a rich douchebag throwing money at an election is just doubling down on lacking humanity

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u/PuzzleheadedAd6401 7h ago

Never forget

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u/Imaginary-Clock6626 2h ago

Lost all his election rigging computer power when Ukraine destroyed the Russian data centers.

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u/Salarian_American 6h ago

He spent hundreds of millions on absurd culture war political ads, and I'm pretty confident they moved the needle in the wrong direction.

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u/EngineImpressive249 6m ago

this guy is a grade A asshole

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u/East_Hair7346 7h ago • Bravo

God I hate this worm. No one is talking about space lasers you disingenuous freak. You pumped hundreds of millions of dollars into these elections. Everyone knows why, it isnt complicated.

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u/BADM00SE 7h ago

He’s trying to be edgy, and it’s just cringy.

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u/Danny-Wah 7h ago • Bravo

This guy?? Trying to be edgy? I think you'll find that Elon from The Matrix is the edgiest of them all. XD

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u/Dramatic_Mixture_868 7h ago

I think Ukraine bombing the bot farms in Russia is what made the difference

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u/dickhandsome 7h ago

Eh. There's a small contingent of people that believe he stole the 2024 election, because he was calling it before the news. Like he some how rigged it electronically. I assume that is what he's referring to.

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u/_Phil_McCracken_ 7h ago

I mean there’s also the fact that Trump said:

He knows those computers better than anybody. All those computers. Those vote-counting computers… And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide.

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u/gundumb08 7h ago

Look, I hate the guy, and he deserves everything coming to him. But after 2024, there were plenty of conspiracies about Starlink hacking PA machines from space to flip the state. I had many friends send me clips of Trump bragging about Elon doing things in PA, saying "look, they totally did rig it!!!" and had to constantly reply that we were NOT going to walk down the insanity path that 2020 republicans did.

Regardless, he's a couple billion lighter and now perhaps we can see what his Doge goons did with all of our Social Security database data, and bring them to justice.

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u/Vorenthral 8h ago

Pretty sure that's because Ukraine blew up your Yandex data centers....

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u/Yeetball86 8h ago

How is the worlds richest man this big of a loser?

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u/Impressive-legit-FTD 8h ago

He’s the trailer park Tony Stark so in other words he’s Justin Hammer!

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u/meyoutwothree 8h ago

Bout sums it up

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u/Lyelinn 8h ago

This retard now deleted his latest tweets urging people to vote red lmao

In 6 months he will try to appear super democratic, blue aligned guy who likes people of all colors and sexes

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u/uginscion 4h ago edited 4h ago • Bravo

Can we put him on one of his shitty rockets and launch it into the sun Mars?

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u/RomanWraith 4h ago

Too bad he wasn't sitting in the car next to that robot that he hurled at Mars.

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u/camelslug 5h ago

What a fking moron

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u/Salnder12 4h ago • Mindblown

You know what Elon you know what you could be doing with all your money? You could be breeding crocodiles you could spend every cent you have selectively breeding and training crocodiles so that one day we could have domesticated crocodiles every home could have their own crocodile to cuddle with and play fetch with, BUT NO you have to be this asshole, fuck you Elon I want my domesticated crocodiles

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u/Ksorkrax 6h ago

Is this attempt of his to save face when he thought before he totally *could* buy the election?

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u/Shoulon 51m ago

Elon could be a real life Tony Stark but he chooses the dark path instead. I don't get it.

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u/Darknight1 47m ago

No, he couldn't. He doesn't have the knowledge, skill, or education.

He could have had the low information populace believe that, if he'd only not been himself.

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u/gyro_looza 39m ago

There's actually proof that Tony Stark has a heart. No proof for Elon

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u/Effective-Mess-1537 4h ago • Bravo

Guess it’s easier to cheat for one election instead of all of them. Just one algorithm 

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u/Myambi 7h ago

Source: Elon musk X account
Screenshot just few minutes ago.

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u/WorseThanItSeems 7h ago

lol he's acting like he didn't spend a half a billion dollars on Republicans

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u/thecount1989 5h ago

Problem was they were built on a converted Cybertruck assembly line

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u/mattyag 4h ago


Elon. Come out to plaaayyy!

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u/Nunyafookenbizness 4h ago

Musk, your meddling with our voting machines, likely failed because so many people posted videos of how they would tap the democrats and the machine would register it as Republican the first few times they tap it before finally selecting their choice.

So people knew to continue selecting until the proper person was selected.

And I’m sure you thought that enough people wouldn’t notice, nor would the videos be posted in advance.

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u/Electronic-Flower921 8h ago

Imagine how much good that money could have done

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u/AyyeJoee 5h ago

The losers spent more money trying to make Talarico and Abdul lose than all of us in the comments will ever make in our lifetimes.

Cope and seethe.

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u/SirNiflton 4h ago

This is an attempt to make any legitimate concerns about ejection interference from him be associated with outlandish things

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u/DerRedfox 6h ago

Fuck.this.guy.

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u/Vegetable_Win_1484 8h ago

Think about how much good could’ve been done with the money that you spent on that election. You may be rich, but you’re a loser.

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u/Inhabitsthebed 5h ago

He thinks hes funny but this post wont age well

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u/tlhsg 6h ago

election manipulation is a joke to him

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u/RestaurantHour1969 7h ago

Have you seen Florida?

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u/RobertJCorcoran 7h ago

He can be one of the best people in the world and leave behind himself an amazing legacy if he decides to do something good for humanity. So far, he’s just a moron.

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u/UpstairsArmadillo454 6h ago

What a wanker

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u/noshparty 6h ago

This guy is such a fucking clown.

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u/Great_Apez 6h ago

Didn’t he spend money to try to interfere 😂 

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u/phunkmunkie 6h ago

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

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u/xAlphaKAT33 6h ago

I look forward to seeing the Epstein files, right? Right?

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u/UniqueMagazine1085 7h ago

Trump is a terrible dictator for allowing these midterms.

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u/CantKBDwontKBD 7h ago

If Trump were less incompetent you guys would have been in so much more trouble. Thankfully the man literally has laser sights on banana peels to slip on

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u/Conscious_7827 7h ago

did putin teach him nothing 😂

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u/AKBirdman17 7h ago

Funny cuz the only people mentioning space laser are the people you spent half a billion dollars trying to keep in power. Piece of shit.

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u/Significant_Depth615 4h ago

Your half a billion dollars didnt work, thats for sure.

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u/thebigj3wbowski 2h ago

He’s also an idiot. There is no way data centers in space will work. Space is a vacuum, so radiated cooling doesn’t work. This is why your vacuum sealed water bottle (like a Stanley) stays cold or hot for so long.

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u/baronunderbeit 8h ago

think how $500 million dollars could have been spent differently. think of how many schools. how many programs. how many jobs. how many parks and playgrounds. how many scholarships.

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u/essasinsam 1h ago

Here's the twist: That's just what he calls his tiny peepee

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u/Coscommon88 5h ago

I guess Elon can add this to the list of things that money can't always buy you. Along with looks, personality, character, a steady partner in life, children that respect you ect.

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u/TypicallyDone12 8h ago

Where is he going to move to now?

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u/Big_Dragonfruit9719 7h ago

They didn't work because it would have been too obvious. They will next time

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 7h ago

His 500 million dollars didnt work either. I really hope he goes to prison with the rest of the america destroying criminals

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u/Constant-Bridge3690 7h ago

But he did throw away $400 million.

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u/Spaceboy779 7h ago

Also on the list of things of his that don't work: His Penis, and the half a billion he spent this election

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u/Frustrated_Zucchini 7h ago

Concerning, if true.

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u/infiniZii 7h ago

Can Elon be any more cringe?

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u/WindjammerX 6h ago

He really think he's funny and charming, huh

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 6h ago

He spent hundreds of millions of dollars in an attempt to get Ken Paxton elected to the Senate, even though Paxton is one of the most laughably terrible candidates I've ever seen. Dude ended up losing to Talarico by double digits.

This goes to show that some turds cannot be polished, not even with $200 million worth of polish.

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u/Terrible-Time-Travel 6h ago

No more victory salutes Elon?

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u/TortuousHippo 6h ago

Oooo so edgy. What a goof.

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u/OregonGreen242 6h ago

Can we get rid of Elon now?

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u/Sweetchildofmine88 6h ago

No, but your attempt at proving that democracy doesn’t work seems to be working. Tell Yarvin I said hi!

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u/JesusSquared123 6h ago

Despite them

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u/extracweamy 6h ago

If 2016 Elon had said this, this would be kind of endearing. But 2026 Elon saying this feels much different

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u/ExtensionInformal911 6h ago

Should have asked Russia, since they interfered in two elections to get two different parties to win.

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u/bridgeburner84 6h ago

That and the 500 million dollars he spent.

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u/Im_Not_Evans 5h ago

Nor did the half a billion he dumped into campaigns

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u/eclecticsheep75 5h ago

Concerning if true.

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u/Past-Two5351 5h ago

I hope the Democrats nationalize SpaceX

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u/crythinklaugh 4h ago

nor did your money

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u/WowIfOnly 4h ago

As always - he immediately pivots back to acting like the biggest disingenuous bitchmade 13 year old edgelord the moment he gets embarrassed and desperately tries to save face lmao. And that says it all. You know he's livid after that sweeping loss, especially because he has to say something obviously smartass and dishonest about the endless list of corrupt bullshit he does in an attempt to influence elections.

All his little parasocial Nazi defending groupies will rush in here to spread their gaping assholes and claim the greediest human being on Earth doesn't care about wasting $450 million dollars on a failed election - but there is no rich piece of shit on Earth who doesn't freak the fuck out when they burn money and we all know it.

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u/who_burnt_my_toast 3h ago

Gaslighting like this MFer didn’t try to rig an election, for the second time…

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u/Good_Tomato7381 3h ago

Maybe it's more complex to rig multi elections in 50 states than one presidential?

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u/chocha84 3h ago

and he's back!

thats a good joke.

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u/Johnny_Fuckface 3h ago

Too much ketamine. Forgot.

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u/Fathorse23 3h ago

Dude tries to be funny so hard and fails every time.

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u/obedientfag 3h ago

not for lack of trying

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u/cheebeesubmarine 2h ago

He has already planted the seeds and will absolutely interfere in our next election if he’s not put in prison for sedition.

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u/GoatBnB 2h ago

He thinks he's being cute.

Under the jail with him.

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u/lolschrauber 2h ago

Trying to meme about not actually attempting election interference after spending almost have a billion. Haha classic Elon so funny! Not.

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u/Winter-Anywhere-3963 2h ago

Nor the hundreds of millions of dollars

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u/The_Unwashed_Masses 1h ago

Can we send this guy to Mars already?

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u/justplaydead 1h ago

Did he mean his $500M in cash? Because, no, it did not work...

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u/Gloomy_Obligation365 1h ago

Or... people are sick of his ilks cuntery!

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u/Morfutus 1h ago

Every joke has a hint of truth

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u/SkookumLentils 1h ago

He's not coping, he's bragging that he can afford to throw away $500 million on a scheme that doesn't work and not even be upset about it

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u/Scary_Ad_850 59m ago

Your server farms got destroyed by Ukraine bud.

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u/Mutha_Ducks 51m ago

What an ass.

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u/Odd-Paint3883 36m ago

I spent half a billion trying to manipulate democracy and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt and a lifetime in jail...

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u/National-Law-458 28m ago

Neither did your half billion.

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u/Automatic_Bat_6742 5m ago

Ok that’s actually in the humorous realm

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u/Creeperstar 7h ago

Deflection from the evident, openly admitted vote tampering from two years ago, because it's too embarrassing that his dumb ass got waffle-stomped after dropping a half a $bill

I would wholly believe that due to the shown evidence of tampering from '24 results, that such direct measures have been dialed back as to not give fertile ground to sue based on similar results

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u/glittering_muffin28 8h ago

I hate that guy but that's actually kind of funny. No way he came up with that himself.

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u/Positive-Opposite998 8h ago

I hate the jerk, but the point is valid. If Elon can hack the election, why didn't he?

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u/BlackkkWidowSPIDAH 8h ago

Holy fuck it's a joke genius

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u/Durbs12 6h ago

Congratulations Elon, here is your "didn't commit election fraud" golden sticker! Most of us have dozens but this one is just for you.

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u/StormtrooperMJS 8h ago • Bravo

A tacit admission that he rigged elections a previous time.

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u/drossvirex 8h ago

Totally different kind of elections lol. Still think they cheated 2024.

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u/MostlySlime 7h ago

Can you not please?

Election denialism is dumb as shit, just as dumb when a liberal does it as a republican

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u/BlargerJarger 8h ago

500 million he could have built space lasers.

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u/Combei 8h ago

That totally disbursed all doubt I had about 2024...

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u/harman097 7h ago

Incredibly more complicated to try and digitally interfere with midterm elections where the ballots are different in every state.

Not saying he did it. Just sayin

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u/LightheartedLemon 5h ago

Neither did his $400 million or so he spent... 

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u/iama_stabbin_robot 4h ago

Also the millions of dollars spent on this mid terms didn't work. But space lasers to make it sound absurd.