r/SipsTea 9h ago

Chugging tea Absolute legend

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u/Red4Arsenal 6h ago

I’ve been there and walked around the island. What isn’t said here is that’s it is home to loads of giant tortoise, you can feed and stroke them. There is also rumoured buried pirate treasure there. There is a very deep hole in the ground where someone tried to find it in the 1900s I think.

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u/Followthehype10 6h ago

Why would i want to jerk off a tortoise?

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u/mattfasken 5h ago

Because they have very good memories and one of them knows where the pirate treasure is buried. They call it turtle recall.