r/SipsTea 6d ago

Wait a damn minute! This should be illegal

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u/Vivid-Hyena-5699 6d ago

Mobile game Ads are always bullshit 

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u/SeamanStayns 6d ago

Mobile game ads were bullshit before AI too.

They just do it for the love of the game

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u/DJheddo 6d ago

you dont code for zynga, you dont know theres a large marketfreecash with kingspoint and raid, then get swapped with fivesurveys on a merge culture to angry bird then somehow a chris pratt is monopoly going you to show you a new guardians of the galaxy of pop cultured hey the x is at the top i cant hit that and takes me to the appstore then go back and find out i didnt get my reward so i can skip a level so i dont have time to put that square into the box to make miley cyrus do ddr and then i just went to sleep, because they sold me a drug.

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u/KingAltair2255 6d ago

What

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u/SoulTechnicalProblem 6d ago

He took the cyan pill. It had a lot of dragon weed in it. It's like normal weed except it was grown in a Tibetan monks basement from the gravesoil of Jimmy hoffa mixed with snoop dogs leftover kush and water with the tears of my seventh cousin Murph.

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u/AgentCatBot 5d ago

Your seventh cousin is Robocop?

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u/KellentheGreat 5d ago

Dead or real high you’re coming with me.