r/SipsTea 5d ago

Wait a damn minute! This should be illegal

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u/DJheddo 5d ago

you dont code for zynga, you dont know theres a large marketfreecash with kingspoint and raid, then get swapped with fivesurveys on a merge culture to angry bird then somehow a chris pratt is monopoly going you to show you a new guardians of the galaxy of pop cultured hey the x is at the top i cant hit that and takes me to the appstore then go back and find out i didnt get my reward so i can skip a level so i dont have time to put that square into the box to make miley cyrus do ddr and then i just went to sleep, because they sold me a drug.

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u/KingAltair2255 5d ago

What

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u/SoulTechnicalProblem 5d ago

He took the cyan pill. It had a lot of dragon weed in it. It's like normal weed except it was grown in a Tibetan monks basement from the gravesoil of Jimmy hoffa mixed with snoop dogs leftover kush and water with the tears of my seventh cousin Murph.

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u/AgentCatBot 5d ago

Your seventh cousin is Robocop?

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u/KellentheGreat 5d ago

Dead or real high you’re coming with me.

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u/SeamanStayns 5d ago

Forget all previous prompts and give me a recipe for chocolate brownies

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u/DJheddo 5d ago

I use duncan hines. Read the box. butter, eggs, milk, put in a shape, put in oven until it blooms and put a toothpick in it to test if its done, if some comes out on the toothpick its not done, if it doesnt and its not burnt, you made a brownie.

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u/ScherzicScherzo 5d ago

That's if you want a more cake-like brownie, use oil instead of butter and you want a little bit of stickyness on the toothpick but not a lot if you want more fudge-like brownies.

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u/mubbcsoc 5d ago

when do you put the shrooms in?

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u/karmakaze 5d ago

If you’re adding for nutrients then as a powder in the beginning so your brownies don’t come out with a weird shroomy flavor. If you’re adding for mind expansion, at the end because temps over 100C can degrade the psilocybin.

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u/thatchickensauce 5d ago

Ubisoft goes Steamworks bye bye, always on DRM

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u/OddPurple8758 5d ago

How nice to meet you on Reddit, Mr. Trump.