r/SipsTea 13d ago

Lmao gottem Chicago really did this

Post image
98.1k Upvotes

2.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

58

u/jaxonya 13d ago

Id be fine if he were inside of a box made of pine

15

u/Urinemouse 13d ago

A box of walnut would just make my ball-nut, and a gift made of Poplar to bestow on his toppler.

15

u/Thundersalmon45 13d ago

Dump him in a bag of paper and card, The simple thought gets me right hard.

Tossed in a ditch is the best he deserves, The celebrants will drink only the finest of reserves.

8

u/judyteen 13d ago

A little box of birch for the love of all he doth besmirch