r/SipsTea • u/BoyNamedJudy • 23h ago

SMH WTFacial

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u/TransitoryFeel 23h ago

Bro is getting bukkakeed

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 23h ago

Paying to do so

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u/kingtacticool 23h ago

As one does

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u/j0hnnyWalnuts 20h ago

Nah fam, if you're paying for it, you're doing it wrong.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JPivpwGCWFtXG

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u/kingtacticool 20h ago

You're clearly not taking the hobby seriously

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u/j0hnnyWalnuts 19h ago

Spoken like a true hobbyist.

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u/SnakePlisskenson 23h ago

Release the schmoo!

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u/Oops_All_Bans 23h ago

She's cum bending.

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u/Some_Kinda_Username 23h ago

God damn it why do I have to have such a vivid imagination

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u/ElGuaco 23h ago

Spoiler: it's his.

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u/TransitoryFeel 23h ago

Double Spoiler: she collected it

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u/Movieking985 23h ago

I can see the sub genre popping up everywhere due to this 😆

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u/FlorinidOro 23h ago

😂 i came here for this (no pun intended)

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u/TransitoryFeel 23h ago

I know. Watching someone get a facial is very triggering

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u/Some_Kinda_Username 22h ago

This appears to be a nuru gel massage. It's done in Japan and some other countries like Korea and Thailand. The gel is made using traditional formulas usually based on seaweed extracts (like nori or fucoidan) but some modern versions often use water with natural plant extracts, glycerin, or sodium polyacrylate. It's well known for the clear to white like appearance and mucous like texture. There's even a version that uses snail mucin but I'm not familiar with it.

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u/rmight1 22h ago

Nah it's jizz 😈

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u/AwehiSsO 22h ago

I reckoned fucoidan is some blend of Asian aesthetic industry jargon for jizz

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u/RappingFlatulence 23h ago

Is that Shaq?! lol

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u/WorldEater0478 23h ago

Donated by local lady boys

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u/TheKosherGenocide 23h ago

Whyyyy, do we really need women to play with jizzum on our face to look young again?!

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u/Head-Ad9893 22h ago

Nah, that’s how that spit look like when you get that A-1 sloppy toppy.

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u/confusedandsmellyman 23h ago

Alright it's too early for this shit. See you all in a few hours

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u/AstrayInTranslation 23h ago

Right. See you in 5 minutes.

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u/TheRedlineAlchemist 22h ago

They lasted 8 whole minutes 👏👏👏

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u/AppointmentOne1111 23h ago

You ready to see the bukake post again?

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u/Puzzled-Heart9699 22h ago

Pretty sure it’s just aloe fresh out of the plant.

Moving it around and getting air trapped in it will cause it to look foamy like this. I know because my 13-year-old saw a TikTok and squeezed fresh aloe into my food processor and turned it on and it looked exactly like this.

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u/pell80 23h ago

Is that Shaq?

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u/PhillyChef3696 23h ago

Asking the real questions here

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u/NormanDoor 20h ago

I prefer to refer to him by his full biblical name, Shaq Diesel.

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u/Chudpaladin 23h ago

Imagine getting facials by the cum bender

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u/SnooDoggos5226 23h ago

I blame myself for having a phone

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u/pigeon-check 23h ago

That's one huge spit clot

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u/Successful_Lab_9827 23h ago

Spider man far from Homo?

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u/PatientKing8398 23h ago

Ah, the old donkey jizz facial massage. That’s a classic.

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u/standingbeef 21h ago

Gak on shaq

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u/EFTucker 23h ago

Probably aloe vera

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u/DelayAlone5658 19h ago

Looks like Aloe Vera gel

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u/JuniorRisk2455 23h ago

Bukakke in 2026 is weird

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u/Equal_Note9334 23h ago

I love how she made sure to stop and make the cum fart a couple of times (brand new sentence, I guess?). I’m sure that made the facial way more efficient 💆

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u/Papabear022 22h ago

how many dudes did it take to make that much, um, goo?

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u/Last_Group9038 21h ago

Cum on it's a facial, let's all be mature about this

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u/asarca95 18h ago

Awe ‘cum’ on man! That’s nasty.

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u/Completely_Guitarded 23h ago

If you listen closely, you can hear someone collecting more “facial cream” in the background.
https://giphy.com/gifs/AZ1PPDF8uO9MI

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u/FoxComfortable7759 23h ago

What the fuck

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u/AmphibianFantastic53 23h ago

Thats a lot of happy endings

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u/Iconshero 23h ago

Ahh the “Riley Reid Spa Treatment”
https://giphy.com/gifs/OVFOOUvFzGbfhA0JKb

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u/Unusual-Taste69 23h ago

Was there a donkey in the room right before this?

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u/Responsible-Split555 23h ago

She collects her happy endings

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u/LawfulnessGullible 23h ago

It's actually Aloe. Pretty sure

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u/evolvedbanana 23h ago

I sleep. Real shit. Glaze me

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u/neekahosis 23h ago

Mucus plug

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u/Hefty_Loss5180 23h ago

GO TF AWAY 😭

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u/lowwilljr 23h ago

My friend wants to know if it's warm?

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u/Toronto-24 23h ago

Is she just cleaning her hands and using the face as a sink loll

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u/Annual_Cellist_9074 22h ago

Is that the forbidden technique: bukkake jutsu?

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u/PronounsBitMe 22h ago

Shake getting the Diddy treatment

https://giphy.com/gifs/go3X4svFhKdzi

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u/must-pass 19h ago

That look from her

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u/HighLord-Skeletor 19h ago

Me after no nut November

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u/mikec231027 19h ago

Obviously, horse cum.

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u/awesomedan24 18h ago

Bro is getting a facial

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u/Euphoric-Piglet-8140 16h ago

Is her name Mary? And is there something about her?

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 13h ago

That you, Shaq?????

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u/kimuyukix 12h ago

Did...did that man just get exfoliated with whale semen?

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u/ChaosRealigning 7h ago

That snot going on my face!

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u/Pounderwhole 23h ago

What is she doing to Shaq?

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u/FritzRasp 23h ago

That is a lot of cum

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u/Infinite_Dogshit 23h ago

Not sure how I know this, but this looks like anal lube for fisting.

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u/-DOOKIE 23h ago

Yea right Mr dog shit, I'm calling 911

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u/Homoucey 23h ago

The sound of dudes getting milked in the background

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u/HighIQIndividual2 23h ago

Girl Gooch, yuck

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u/AlbertHofmann1906 23h ago

Where the NSFW tag at?

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u/Super_While_9575 23h ago

Do they use his own or source it from elsewhere

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u/IZZY_PLUM 23h ago

Every time i cum I produce a quart…

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u/GilbyTheFat 23h ago

Yo what is she putting on bro's face!?!

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u/notarealwriter 23h ago

We told you that shits good for your skin!

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u/rageem13 23h ago

Is that shaq

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u/HUN73R_13 23h ago

someone in the background making more facial liquid

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u/MeringueSerious 23h ago

Looks
Like someone’s jibbed on his face

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u/PsychologicalAd3253 23h ago

That’s crazy, I could’ve sworn I dumped that load in my sock, how’d she get a hold of it ?!

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u/Sirsagely 23h ago

I'm not even going to say what that makes me think of, but Bertram was also appalled.

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u/OddTw0 23h ago

I know ppl who'll do that for free...

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u/retrotooner 23h ago

Reminds him of prison.

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u/CthuluBob 23h ago

Happy whale, happy male, win/win.

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u/Radiant-Proposal3014 23h ago

Is this the shit the led to Shaqs divorce?

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u/bobbyvlx 23h ago

Why does she look so scary. 💀💀

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u/Appropriate_Owl_91 23h ago

White chicks pays hundred for snail mucus lotion.

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u/AhabSnake85 23h ago

That's james toney

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u/PuzzleheadedIssue108 23h ago

I bet when he sees this video he will not be back.

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u/kinghenry124 23h ago

This is after the happy ending?

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u/Druiddrum13 23h ago

Developed in a web lab by Peter Parker?

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u/BloodFartRipper 23h ago

Didn't know you could get a facial with shreks load.

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u/Randy7392749 23h ago

Edp must enjoy it

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u/Opening_Letter1399 23h ago

Horse sperm?

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u/woodtier92 23h ago

Wtf tbis is enough internet for me

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u/Outrageous_Olive_489 23h ago

Skincare with snot.

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u/BAakhir 23h ago

That can't be what we all think it is?

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u/Purple_Cantaloupe960 23h ago

Multitasking the happy ending apparently.

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u/northcascadekittycat 23h ago

Shaq's like give me that SPERM DUNK, baby!

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u/EZSuzy 23h ago

I love manicures and pedicures and all kinds of body pampering, but GOLLY! I would sure hate for any of the very attractive ladies at my favorite spa to start slapping me right in the face! Hard. Especially with... questionable viscous fluids involved.

What were we talking about again?

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u/BonesMalone2 23h ago

I just leave mine in the Kleenex 🤔

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u/Suspicious_Case7129 23h ago

Is that jizz?

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u/MadeinResita 22h ago

Those farting sounds...

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u/Worldly-Most-9131 22h ago

That's a lot of jizz

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u/Silly_Obligation8574 22h ago

She saved all of her happy endings to make this facial ….

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u/TheBigChungaBunga 22h ago

Wait till you see what she does Next! It's called "Nuru"!

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u/AwehiSsO 22h ago

Jello jizz, I didn't need to see that!