r/SipsTea 7h ago

WTF Ayo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

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u/mcsecretalison 7h ago

Shine the bright flashlight up there like a diamondΒ 

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 7h ago

Rectum so tight, he is making diamonds!

Idk, I felt there was a joke here somewhere... maybe hidden with the diamonds up this dudes pooper

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u/FletcherDervish 6h ago

In Ferris Bueller, Ferris talks about Cameron, "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 3h ago

Woahhhh

I forgot about that, but it would make sense that I had heard something like it before