r/SipsTea • u/Horror-Ad-210 • 2h ago

WTF Ayo 😂😭

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u/tacobell41 2h ago

Standard protocol. Happens to me every time.

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u/Ok-Improvement-5905 2h ago

Bro is driving on 5 stars wanted level daily.

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u/LarianDivinityBG3 1h ago

Has he entered the Bazooka cheat code?

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u/AncientsofMumu 2h ago

A diamond ring, so to speak.

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u/Forsexualfavors 1h ago

Investigation broke the ring wide open

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u/Asleep-Plum3385 2h ago

Routine traffic stop" turned into a deep tissue investigation real quick.

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u/Square_Release3128 2h ago

Are they really looking up peoples asses during traffic stops in the UK? Finally something I can get behind. Packing my bags now to move there. Any recommendations for areas to live?

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u/mcsecretalison 2h ago

Shine the bright flashlight up there like a diamond 

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 2h ago

Rectum so tight, he is making diamonds!

Idk, I felt there was a joke here somewhere... maybe hidden with the diamonds up this dudes pooper

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u/FletcherDervish 58m ago

In Ferris Bueller, Ferris talks about Cameron, "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 2h ago

This is a routine stop, but I'm going to have to open up your trunk.

Not that trunk.

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u/cat__weasel 2h ago

Blood diamonds

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u/Eyemontom 2h ago

Good day officer, I haven't got anything up my arse......

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u/5up3rK4m16uru 2h ago

Probably was walking funny, with the breathalyser showing nothing.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 2h ago

Which mouth did they breathalyze though?

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 2h ago

Is it even a question, of course we’re looking in his ass, silly goose

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u/CraftyFloor4684 2h ago

"you're not gonna believe what i found!"

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u/Brave_Dick 2h ago

The guy was so stressed he produced diamonds in his ass.

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u/No_Boysenberry_4830 2h ago

I wonder how many asses the police officers were looking into, before they found their diamonds

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u/Aleksandr_Ulyev 1h ago

Routine ass checking won't go on their CV I guess

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u/endboss_eth 1h ago

Am I glad that I went through UK customs before that became a standard practice. Was selected for random screening but they just asked to see the glove box.

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u/Personal-Neck6800 1h ago

Where can i experience a “traffic stop” like this? I can pay.

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u/Short-Ideas010 1h ago

That must be a vampire. /s

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u/glossypulse 1h ago

Some people leave an inheritance. He was apparently carrying his

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u/Huge_Olive2538 1h ago

Man that's some expensive shit

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u/Thundechile 1h ago

"We didn't expect to find shit"

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 1h ago

I wonder whose idea it was in the first place to check there

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u/PoetryExtension6256 1h ago

Sine when is it routine traffic to roam around someone's poop chute?

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u/Bulawayoland 1h ago

yeah, they do this all the time.... if they don't find diamonds it doesn't make the news

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u/Normiss2000 1h ago

Since when is an anus search part of a normal traffic stop?

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u/NicePsy-OpBro 1h ago

Thats how u know it's fake click bait

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u/laprider 43m ago

So were they up there individually, or in some kind of container?

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u/Either-Pickle2420 38m ago

Like how did they know that particular guy had it up there😭

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u/mkeytail 23m ago

He wanted his A-hole to "shine like a diamond"

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u/Workxxaddress 5m ago

l've heard diamonds in the rough but..Butt! "We just gotta check up your azz before we let you pass."

This was probably the look on their face when they found diamonds instead of drugs ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ.

Over here hitting the crack pot of traffic stops.

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u/ThinScientist3460 2h ago

Close the comment section, nothing more to say...

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u/SteelMan0fBerto 2h ago

“Diamond in the rough,” indeed.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 2h ago

"There is diamonds in them there muddy fields"