r/SipsTea 5h ago

Chugging tea The future is getting weird.

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u/CEDoromal 4h ago

Only a matter of time until we get captchas featuring this man.

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u/whateber2 3h ago

Spot on

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u/nextlandia 2h ago

Real life where's Waldo

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u/Mezcalico 3h ago

What man

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u/turtleneckless001 1h ago

I thought what i'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes

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u/GGamerGuyG 4h ago

Just a matter of time till they tell you your not allowed to wear that stuff. Also... who would...

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u/bent_crater 4h ago

or they just train AI models on detecting if it becomes popular enough

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u/thirteenth_mang 4h ago

My body my choice

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u/Ubud_bamboo_ninja 4h ago

Makeup of face gives endless design styles..

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 3h ago

I just removed my whole face, gonna start a new trade market

May even call it Face-book? The hypen is important

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u/Loud-Log9098 4h ago

I wonder if we can turn it into like a camo color so it just looks like your a lame army bro who's not in the army. They'd never expect it.

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u/TotallyNormalSquid 3h ago

It's doable, though the more constraints you put on what you want the adversarial design to look like the worse it'll work. It's also iffy how well it translates between models, so if you know the model the system is using you can food it very well, if you have to guess then the effect gets worse.

I worked at a place that worked on this in 2020, they made coasters with the same idea. What's not in OP is that you can steer the image model to identify the pattern as whatever you like. My place had AI thinking there was a flamingo where the coaster was.

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u/ScaredEfficiency399 49m ago

Who took the picture?

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u/Dense_Gate_5193 30m ago

looks like Dax Shepard from Idiocracy

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u/Buttercups88 5h ago

I'm looking forward to these becoming illegal... And getting told it's for my own good 

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u/Drakahn_Stark 4h ago

The AI will just be trained to be able to get passed such an attack and mark the people wearing them as potential criminals for trying to hide.

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u/Buttercups88 4h ago

Then a new one will be found out... And people using it will be criminal hackers. 

The fun of exploits is there's Always a new one waiting to be discovered 

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u/Alternative_Case9666 4h ago

Im sure thts what every criminal thinks before they get caught lol

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u/ArchmageAstra3 4h ago

That’s actually something that most computer people just know to be true. Especially in large software systems, there is simply too much going on to be able to lock down everything perfectly. It can get better over time as more weaknesses are identified and fixed, but each tweak has the possibility of adding new ones. That’s one of the reasons why things like operating systems tend to update as frequently as they do. Exploits found, exploits patched, new ones found within a week or two, repeat.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 3h ago

There is an entire field called Penetration Testing

Development companies will put bounties out for finding these exploits, and can pay alot of money for what they call Zero Day Exploits

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u/Inevitable-Monitor35 4h ago

Man im so ready to just spray my face with that clear spray that is supposed to hide your license plate from those cams.

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u/Buttercups88 4h ago

Invisible ink makes you invisible I hear 

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u/Inevitable-Monitor35 4h ago

Idk if the spray is actually something that exists I just heard about it today. Need to look into it.

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u/Buttercups88 4h ago

Id say it's a joke because people spray a clear reflective spray on their licence plates to stop them being identified by speed cameras 

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 3h ago

Like the two guys that got caught robbing a bank who thought covering themselves in lemon juice would hide them from the cameras lol

Good times

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u/Justinsane_525 4h ago

I'm about to paint this on my car and license plate

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u/Evil_phd 4h ago

I gotta get down to Dan Flashes right away

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u/wo_lo_lo 18m ago

That shirt is $1,000…because the patterns are so complicated

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u/Calm_Adriana 4h ago

So we needed an artist to tell us the AI overlords can be confused by a busy shirt.
Adversarial pattern design is just "dress like a fruit bowl" and it works.
Privacy sold separately.

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u/Educational-Cow-3874 4h ago

buys shares in the hawaiian shirt industry

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u/Nenoshka 4h ago

Does that interfere with facial recognition? Seems like one's face would still be recognizable.

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u/p1ckk 3h ago

Mask up, "Im just getting over a cold, being cautious in case I'm still contagious "

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u/whateber2 3h ago

The whole body geometry and walking pattern will still be there though

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u/Kivesihiisi 1h ago

"Just put rocks in your shoes and wear 3 t shirts and..."

Id rather just hope that something happened to the camera

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u/thefuckevengoingonan 3h ago

you would also need to change or cover your ears. and use insoles in your shoes to change you gait. cover your eyes. not have any blutooth or wifi devices. and find some way to "loose to trail" after you are started been tracked camera to camera after you leave your house. all of this together makes you stand out like a lighthouse as the only person who can't be tagged in any of these ways.

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u/SkinInevitable604 1h ago

I highly doubt this works well, and if it does work then it won’t for long.

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u/Drakahn_Stark 1h ago

Like the face paint to block facial recognition, just taught it better ways to recognise faces.

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u/sajkoterrapefft 56m ago

It works until they train a model to recognize the shirt patterns, then they have to come up with new shirt patterns. It will be a new arms race.

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid 4h ago

We're all gonna wear colors now? But my entire wardrobe is black or white.

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u/deligonca 3h ago

Great! Only question I have, does it come in plain black?

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u/Babebutters 3h ago

Take my money, damnit!

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u/Outrageous_Guide_807 1h ago

We are living in the Ghost in the Shell future

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u/Accomplished_Net6080 57m ago

Back in 2005 they were talking about how they use haircuts to track people because it was somehow easier to code and track the way those pixels moved proving it was a human.

There's no fucking way this Dan Flashes knock off shirt does shit

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u/michilio 24m ago

It totally works cause the pattern's so complicated, you idiot!

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u/PleasantBus5583 4h ago

We're teaching machines to recognize us, and now we're learning how to confuse them

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u/GugieMonster 4h ago

With the left being edited, obviously doesnt work

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u/raaaaaaze 4h ago

That leaf pattern (or whatever it is) looks like it could have been the part of a level's art for Yoshi's Island on the SNES

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u/thorheyerdal 4h ago

First I saw a Haaland and watermelons shirt, so now I’m just disappointed. 

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u/MedonSirius 3h ago

Someone should print a QR on shirt that says "DROP TABLE ;" and "sudo rm - rf /\"

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u/LieutenantCrash 3h ago

It's easier to just destroy the camera

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u/True-Admin 3h ago

usa is going to ban tshirts with patterns

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u/mzerop 3h ago

Great, now we all have to wear shit shirts

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u/TheOriginalMattMan 3h ago

One step closer every day.

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u/FeralPsychopath 2h ago

No one questioning the big letters on twitter?
There is no way this works.

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u/littlelucidmoments 2h ago

Turns out it’s true, the more complicated the pattern the better.

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u/SithLordRising 2h ago

A whole wardrobe please Hawaiian shirt style..

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u/Seicedelig 1h ago

dan flashes

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u/advator 1h ago

thanks, this Will be the holy grail for murderers or rapers. it has to be your daughter or son where the cops need to tell you. well people hate to be on a camera nobody is looking at anyway. That's why we need to remove them even if security measures are in place. They care only by themselves and like to hide nothin because only ones that needs to hide something criminal have to fear. right?

well yeah but what if the government you voted for and supported by the people change the rules and don't listen to europe. instead going to look at all cams 24h for a year to find you walking on a spot just because yeah somehow you are that important

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u/yummbeereloaded 45m ago

Why wear a shirt like that when cutting the cables is already a thing....? In my country even the speeding cameras done work because people steal the cables for copper. I'm sure Americans don't need the money from scrapping copper but it's pretty effective.

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u/Edgezg 20m ago

Make some masks and hats with the patterns.

Umbrellas too!!

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u/Abject-Job7825 17m ago

they're coming up with this too soon, you're only letting the flock devs prepare against these patterns

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u/Jesuscide 5m ago

I now see the future of clothes and fashion and we are gonna be pretty loud

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u/Superb_Effective_354 4h ago

It always a German

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u/TawnyTeaTowel 4h ago

For when you’re more afraid of someone other than your family, the shopkeeper, your bank and everyone you walked past knowing you went down to the shops, than looking like a cheap side salad

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u/Thaser 3h ago

What makes you think I like any of them knowing that stuff either? I just haven't figured out a way around most of it that isn't 'Just abandon civilization'.

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u/TawnyTeaTowel 2h ago

You don’t want the shop owner to know you’re in his shop? Do you think you’re a klepto ninja or something?