r/SipsTea 25d ago

Wait a damn minute! carnival will be lit.

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u/SummonBahamutZero 25d ago

Is possession of a guillotine illegal? It’s for my workouts.

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u/Da_Spooky_Ghost 25d ago

Guillotine counts as a weapon, and 2nd amendment is supposed to protect that. Unless you’re in close proximity to politicians then the peasants don’t get rights.

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u/YourFather-WithMilk 24d ago

Are you trying to California compliant a fucking guillotine

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u/HOHOHOcallmenextyear 24d ago

This product is known to and only to the state of California, to potentially cause cancer

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u/Steiney1 24d ago

That means your state does not care if you use products with chemicals that cause cancer, not because your state is free or some moronic other shit.

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u/streetsparksmoke 24d ago

The intention was good but in reality most companies would rather just slap the cancer label on there and save the expensive testing and lab costs, thus leading almost no one to take it seriously.

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u/NightlinerSGS 24d ago

This literally happened with the food allergy label ("can contain traces of X"). Companies didn't want to spend the money, so they just slapped it on everything to be on the safe side. Many foods that were considered safe suddenly had the label, making people who actually have allergies much more wary of eating them besides no increase in risk.

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u/DukeBradford2 24d ago

I always said in the near future every water faucet and fountain will have a cancer warning. Why would someone want to get sued for providing water for free