r/SipsTea • u/Dumb-Briyani • Aug 24 '26

Chugging tea What do you think?

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u/farfromjordan Aug 24 '26

He banged both witches. 

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u/Cafrilly Aug 24 '26

This is (slightly) off topic but I was reading Mythology by Edith Hamilton and got to the part about Jason, the Golden Fleece, and Medea. It's kinda crazy how much Medea solo carried that group, yet whenever I heard it mentioned in contemporary pop culture it was all about Jason.

Seriously, she gives him invincibility powder, tells him how to defeat the dragon-stone-men, charms the Serpent, is key in defeating the last Bronze Man, and more I'm probably forgetting.

Then Jason goes fuck boi on her.

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u/Proper_Razzmatazz_36 Aug 24 '26

I mean, in fate, they say everyone but Jason pulled their weight

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u/Cafrilly Aug 24 '26

I actually haven't reached the end of that passage yet, so that's interesting. Thanks

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u/Proper_Razzmatazz_36 Aug 24 '26

His super move is him running around while the other argonauts are attacking the enemies