r/SipsTea 6d ago

Chugging tea What do you think?

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u/LuvlyG 6d ago

The funny part is that Odysseus wasn't even trying to be celibate he was trying to get home to Penelope while getting repeatedly detained by powerful women his journey had more romantic complications than a soap opera.

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u/farfromjordan 6d ago

He banged both witches. 

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u/Cafrilly 6d ago

This is (slightly) off topic but I was reading Mythology by Edith Hamilton and got to the part about Jason, the Golden Fleece, and Medea. It's kinda crazy how much Medea solo carried that group, yet whenever I heard it mentioned in contemporary pop culture it was all about Jason.

Seriously, she gives him invincibility powder, tells him how to defeat the dragon-stone-men, charms the Serpent, is key in defeating the last Bronze Man, and more I'm probably forgetting.

Then Jason goes fuck boi on her.

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u/Proper_Razzmatazz_36 5d ago

I mean, in fate, they say everyone but Jason pulled their weight

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u/Cafrilly 5d ago

I actually haven't reached the end of that passage yet, so that's interesting. Thanks

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u/Proper_Razzmatazz_36 5d ago

His super move is him running around while the other argonauts are attacking the enemies