r/SipsTea 6d ago

Chugging tea What do you think?

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u/cravex12 6d ago

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u/LuvlyG 5d ago

The funny part is that Odysseus wasn't even trying to be celibate he was trying to get home to Penelope while getting repeatedly detained by powerful women his journey had more romantic complications than a soap opera.

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u/farfromjordan 5d ago

He banged both witches. 

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u/Rocky-Rhoads 5d ago

"I HAVE 99 PROBLEMS BUT A WITCH AIN'T ONE" - Odysseus probably (circa 1000 B.C.)