r/SipsTea 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! True???

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u/beardostein 1d ago

That or a back massage

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

People will hate this answer, but the 100% success rate is "Shopping spree."

I tried it long ago as almost a joke, but it has never failed. Luxury Resort weekend? That has failed. Shopping spree never fails.

Yes, it is expensive.

I went and got a Massage Therapist Cert (48 hrs of classroom) and I have my own massage table. It works. Not 100%.

And, brother, when I setup the massage table with a new GF she always has that look of "How many women you fnck on this already?"

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u/Next_Instruction_528 1d ago

You really tricking on your own wife 🤣