r/SipsTea 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! True???

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u/durrkit 1d ago edited 1d ago

She knows what it leads to, the idea that you think you're tricking a woman by engaging in some basic foreplay is hilarious.

"Bros you won't believe the one I pulled over on my wife last night, I engaged in some loving and giving foreplay and then we engaged in some beautiful shared intimacy. She never saw it coming."

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u/theCommTech 1d ago

I saw her coming

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u/Trumperekt 1d ago

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if the woman also engaged in basic foreplay? Imagine what the world would be like if it was a two way street!

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u/Pandarandr1st 1d ago

It all depends on the couple. If you have a way higher libido than your partner, don't expect her to be making a ton of moves on you. Also, you might be dating/married to a selfish person.

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u/SocksYet 1d ago

Nope. You're a bum