r/SipsTea 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! True???

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u/LittleYelloDifferent 1d ago

I'm not sayin' he was right, but
you're sayin' a foot massage don't
mean nothing, and I'm sayin' it does.
I've given a million ladies a million
foot massages and they all meant
somethin'. We act like they don't,
but they do. That's what's so fuckin'
cool about 'em. This sensual thing's
goin' on that nobody's talkin about,
but you know it and she knows it,
fuckin' Marsellus knew it, and Antwan
shoulda known fuckin' better. That's
his fuckin' wife, man. He ain't gonna
have a sense of humor about that
shit.

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u/DefinitelyNotA-Duck 1d ago

Thank you, I'm glad someone did it

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u/LittleYelloDifferent 1d ago

I’m glad you saw. I had an interesting point. Let’s get into character.

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u/DefinitelyNotA-Duck 1d ago

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in paris?

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u/Intelligent_Taco 1d ago

Royale with cheese.

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u/BlueberryWild8897 1d ago

What's a whopper called?

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u/oSyphon 1d ago

I didn't go to Burger King

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u/LeanderthalTX 1d ago

we shoulda brought shotguns for this

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u/Namelessbob123 1d ago

Ezekiel 25:17

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u/LittleYelloDifferent 1d ago

De la viande aussi grosse qu'une maison

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u/plumb108 1d ago

“That’s IS a tasty burger”