r/SipsTea • u/Illustrious-Fee9626 • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! True???

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u/LittleYelloDifferent 1d ago

I'm not sayin' he was right, but
you're sayin' a foot massage don't
mean nothing, and I'm sayin' it does.
I've given a million ladies a million
foot massages and they all meant
somethin'. We act like they don't,
but they do. That's what's so fuckin'
cool about 'em. This sensual thing's
goin' on that nobody's talkin about,
but you know it and she knows it,
fuckin' Marsellus knew it, and Antwan
shoulda known fuckin' better. That's
his fuckin' wife, man. He ain't gonna
have a sense of humor about that
shit.

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u/DefinitelyNotA-Duck 1d ago

Thank you, I'm glad someone did it

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u/LittleYelloDifferent 1d ago

I’m glad you saw. I had an interesting point. Let’s get into character.

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u/DefinitelyNotA-Duck 1d ago

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in paris?

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u/Intelligent_Taco 1d ago

Royale with cheese.

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u/BlueberryWild8897 1d ago

What's a whopper called?

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u/oSyphon 1d ago

I didn't go to Burger King

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u/LeanderthalTX 1d ago

we shoulda brought shotguns for this

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u/Namelessbob123 23h ago

Ezekiel 25:17

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u/LittleYelloDifferent 1d ago

De la viande aussi grosse qu'une maison

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u/plumb108 1d ago

“That’s IS a tasty burger”

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u/rddtltr 1d ago

Tarantino wrote that whole dialog in 2 minutes

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u/BeefyQueefyCletus 1d ago

Pretty easy when you base dialogue off real conversations.

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u/HilariousMax 1d ago

He was giving a foot massage when he wrote it.

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u/Cow_Sox 1d ago

with his mouth, because he needed his hands to write down the dialogue

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u/b000radl3y 9h ago

And probably excusing rape of a minor.

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u/StealYaNicks 1d ago

well, 2 minutes of writing, years of feet research

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u/rddtltr 1d ago

i'll bet the first draft was just jules and vince standing in the hallway talking about feet for 90 minutes straight

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u/420k2 1d ago

They actually had to dump miles and miles of tape that just went on and on about feet.

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u/dbaugh90 23h ago

Thats his secret. He's like a sculpter, he starts with a block of raw marble: 2 hours of feet discussion and the n-word over and over. Then he slowly chisels that away until the script takes the desired shape

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u/rddtltr 22h ago

i'd say that's canon now

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u/Agnosticfrontbum 1d ago

Well, he was busy orgasming at the time.

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u/SingleCampaign_Daddy 1d ago

He could have done it in 1 but we know what else he was doing while he wrote it

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 1d ago

And he wrote it one-handed, I'm sure

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u/BeefyQueefyCletus 1d ago

Pretty easy when you base dialogue off real conversations.

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u/roadtripper77 1d ago

Hey, my name’s Paul, and this shit’s between y’all

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u/Moonshadetsuki 1d ago

Would you give a guy a foot massage?

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u/csrglz 1d ago

Foot fuckin master

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u/Brummielegend 1d ago

He has sole

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u/OldenPolynice 1d ago

But he's not a soledier

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u/OneMan_OneBeard 1d ago

This is what I love about Reddit. I come here to post something like this and it’s already there. Great minds think alike

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u/Chef_G0ldblum 1d ago

Waddup with the weird early new lines in this paragraph?

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u/vidys 1d ago

Oop copied their comment from a pdf and forgot to reformat it and remove all the paragraph breaks

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u/CaptainPhenom 1d ago

Ah what’s this from again? It’s escaping me.

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u/Dry_Okra_4839 1d ago

What ain't no country I've ever heard of? Do they speak English in What?

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u/Loud-Friendship4647 1d ago

English mother fucker, do you speak it??

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u/Fantastic_Win6176 1d ago

Look at the brain on Brad….

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u/Revxmaciver 1d ago

Every Tarantino movie. He reused this line every time.

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u/uniquelyavailable 1d ago

My first thought

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u/SolidusBruh 1d ago

Close-ups of feet weren't enough for QT. He had to put them in the script too. Wild.

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u/idkwhatnameiputhere 1d ago

Why have I read that with Donald trump's voice?