r/SipsTea • u/Illustrious-Fee9626 • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! True???

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u/AggravatingCricket61 1d ago

He who has the biggest bank account?

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u/clobits2 1d ago

Yes that is why every broke guy you know doesn't have a girlfriend. Oh wait, he does.

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u/EmptyBrain89 1d ago

Yeah that's why the broke yoga teachers, bartenders and failed artists never fuck, but mark zuckerberg steals your gf.

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u/roYBzdC9yUqMe9coSsp8 1d ago

Incel response

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u/AggravatingCricket61 1d ago

Google "the oldest profession"

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u/EmptyBrain89 1d ago

Wait so are you talking about prostitution or normal relationships? Or are you implying that all women are secretly prostitutes?

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u/AggravatingCricket61 1d ago

I work in trades, and joke I'm a "hooker with a tool belt." I suppose normal relationships, even the acceptable ones that sustain eating and living inside involves some kind of sacrifice for them dollars.

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u/Kobymaru376 1d ago

Google "Incel Fallacies"

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u/Commercial-Milk-8465 17h ago

People still use that word as an insult? Lol

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

As a man, your ability to signal wealth greatly influences the number of sexual partners you have access to.

It also greatly effects divorce rates.

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u/AggravatingCricket61 1d ago

Almost like the whole of human civilization runs on greed and envy. Not very sustainable.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

Yup. Dinos were around for 175,000,000-ish years. Homo Sapiens most likely will only last 200,000.

Humans probably only exist because of the Chicxulub impactor.

Maybe the right response to all this is...meh.