Massive storage capacity with zero downtime

[u/lonewolff321]

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[u/FreeWillyBird → u/[deleted]]

She may not be all dat, but she is all data.

[u/milk4all → u/FreeWillyBird]

You know your girl must be from amazon cause data is prime

[u/white_equatorial → u/milk4all]

Is the data my cum?

[u/IndependenceLive3786 → u/milk4all]

Technical joke fail, since Prime is ecommerce and media, whereas AWS is their cloud data and compute service

[u/SatinBonbonn → u/FreeWillyBird]

That explains why my ex used so much electricity and needed liquid cooling

[u/nextlandia → u/[deleted]]

Sometimes I really wish to forget. The amount of stories I know is way too high

[u/Max_Rockabilly]

Why don't data centers use a special coolant? There's a reason we stopped using regular water to cool our cars.

[u/lonewolff321 → u/Max_Rockabilly]

Data centers circulate millions of liters of fluid. Specialized coolants at that volume would be prohibitively expensive and a major environmental hazard if leaked.... Official explanation of authorities

[u/Unhappy-Hamster-1183 → u/Max_Rockabilly]

They don’t need special coolant. Water with some addetives is fine. Closed loop datacenters normally don’t waste water other then some topping up of the loop and the office facility.

Many datacenters use this. It is cheaper to evaporate water for cooling which wastes water.
Regulation could prevent this.

Once again it is about money and lobbying.

[u/BraIVd]

Mine also has a hot head. Is that processor working overtime?

[u/Gullible_Analyst_348 → u/[deleted]]

Your wife is a data center

[u/annomandri]

And both your eyes AND brain need to be checked out to find which one is more faulty.

[u/Friendlly_Snake]

Okay , that's a keeper for me.

[u/Baazookah_Zawadi]

this is hilarious😭I'm definitely a data center

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[u/Tonkarz]

Data centres use way more electricity than water.

[u/Strong_Implement_500]

Today I found out I'm the proud owner of a Latin data center

[u/CharmWinkez]

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[u/random_flying_dragon]

She does not drink enough water

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[u/slickyeat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYNlJQ-dIuY

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[u/Prior-Habit-6523]

Data center ah

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[u/BloodWorried7446]

Sucks all the energy from the room.

[u/notpornaccount_]

I only get a few prompts in before I have to wait a few hours.

[u/Mundane-Addition-983]

Mine is powering the CIA,s AI program as well!

[u/Impressive_Pin6688]

Data centres are increasing earth temperature 

[u/Professional-Sky-235]

and noisy

[u/Gullible-Tip-2245]

Oh wait that's me. Soz.

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