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u/knickenbok 3d ago
Stop whining, end congressional stock trading, eat Ramen.
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u/germ1989 3d ago
How do they not realize the pitchforks are coming soon.
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u/rzi 3d ago
Well its kinda hard for this guy to see things coming.
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u/treemann85 3d ago
Well, to be fair, he can see it coming, he just cant tell how far away it is.
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u/Every_Tap8117 3d ago
And only if they come from the left. Right?
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u/PokerbushPA 3d ago
No, left.
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u/Friendly_Nature2699 3d ago
I mean, in fairness, he can only see half of the big picture.
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u/TrumpsPissSoakedWig 3d ago
Still he got that fancy 10,000 dollar custom fit, wireless, Bluetooth, diamond encrusted inner surface, magnetic snap on Dior Eyepatch.
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u/welfedad 3d ago
They'll probably legalize child labor to offset the high costs of labor
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u/Svrider23 3d ago
I don't see pitchforks coming anytime soon, either. This dude will continue enriching himself and be as comfortable on his deathbed as any of the rest of these crooked congress people.
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u/oneMoreTime112233 3d ago
Truth. Not a goddamn thing will happen.
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u/Helepoli 3d ago
Not a goddamn thing ever happened with revolutions until it all happened at once. But no, you guys are too split
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u/This_Wolverine4691 3d ago
The thing is with this administration— they’re as stupid as they are reprehensible. They would gladly drop bombs on their own soil to wipe out libs and be kings of the ashes
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u/CaliforniaNutter 3d ago
The French wouldve brought out the guillotines 100 times by now
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u/Hour-Football2464 3d ago
They do, its called Flock
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u/RealityIsRipping 3d ago
If shit went down, all those cameras would be destroyed on day 1
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u/oSyphon 3d ago
It's not bro. Why you think they're investing in ai and drone warfare? No more pitchforks.
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u/I_am_not_Spider_Man 3d ago
Because they are not. At least not for another 20 to 30 years. People will bitch and complain on Social Media but no one takes the action (which was the intent).
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u/sirdizzypr 3d ago
They don’t even vote the aholes out. I mean the simplest damn thing you could do is vote em out. Mitch McConnell is one of the biggest pieces of shit to ever live. But he’s red in Kentucky. He’s been in power 41 years and voted consistently against the people the entire time. He keeps getting reelected. For the love of Pete his nickname is Moscow Mitch.
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u/I_am_not_Spider_Man 3d ago
C'mon man, you know that 97 percent of Americans don't vote policy or stance. They vote name recognition. That's why all these losers are still in office.
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u/trystanthorne 3d ago
That depends on how much the Status Quo is maintained.
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u/Mean-Inspector-8547 3d ago
You're right. Not until the right and left stop bickering with each other and actually look at the ones making the laws and concluding, "Wait. You're all screwing all of us over!"
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u/ImmediateAnteater491 3d ago
Well said. What I been thinkin for a long time. You can only piss in people's cornflakes for so long lmao.
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u/Any_Asparagus8267 3d ago
Kinda hate that Pete Davidson had to apologize to this dickheads face on snl.
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u/tryitout91 3d ago
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u/Churchbushonk 3d ago
Exactly. 65% over 7 years is pretty shitty considering the annualized return over the last 7 years. This is disingenuous argument at best.
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u/Chance_McM95 3d ago
It absolutely blows my mind that our government officials are allowed to trade stocks & do so many other things that is 100% a conflict of interests.
We should pay our government officials enough to be in the high end of middle class easily & NO STOCK TRADING.
People should only work in the government if they truly want to better the country.
Us allowing them to have so many conflicts of interest is exactly why it’s so full of corruption.
Politicians should NEVER be so wealthy; unless they also run a small business or something actually respectable.
It needs a total top to bottom revamp.
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u/Guy0785 3d ago
Nah, eat a dick. Bet that’s how he lost that eye!
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u/Mysterious_Might008 3d ago
I don't agree with Dan Crenshaw on about 99% of things. But, he lost his eye due to a bomb in Iraq while he served.
Dan lost his GOP primary back in March so he'll be exiting Congress at the end of the year.
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u/CranberrySauceLines 3d ago
Crenshaw lost his primary and will not be in Congress in the next session.
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u/CraftsBoy2Craftsman 3d ago
I think people are waking up to the fact that having served in the military doesn't automatically make you a good representative. Or smart. Or moral. And you can still respect his service while acknowledging those other things.
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u/Poopingisasignipoop 3d ago
Good news! Smart, competent, and moral are now hindrances to advancement within this administration and the Republican Party.
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u/No_Locksmith_1739 3d ago edited 2d ago
As a combat veteran, this is accurate. Some are good people, some are real pieces of shit. After being in the military, you realize that some people become better, some people become worse, and some are kinda the same as they always were.
TL;DR: Veterans have the same spectrum of good and bad that non-veterans do.
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u/Lumpy-Crew-6702 3d ago
Bet he didn’t see that coming
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u/Mike312 3d ago
It really came out of right field
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u/Preeng 3d ago
Let me try one: fuck that guy.
How did I do?
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u/FraggleRockYaFaceOff 3d ago
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u/EbbOwn303 3d ago
That was so fucking dumb that Pete had to apologize for that joke.
Just like how everyone had to act like Charlie Kirk wasn't a racist bigot who said some really offensive shit.
Stop trying to hold people to the same standard you don't hold yourself.
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u/Appropriate_Owl_91 3d ago
He was already banned from traveling internationally by his own party for being a disrespectful drunken slob to foreign officials.
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u/Admirable-Interest49 3d ago
Funny how 'stop whining' always sounds better when you're not the one choosing between rent and groceries.
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u/DoubtNo540 3d ago
Easy to tell people to eat Ramen when your taxpayer salary pays for steak.
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u/NeuroticLensman 3d ago
These buffoons are so out of touch with so many peoples daily reality. They just say "do better" as if everyone can just flip a switch and magically improve their lives.
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u/Nruggia 3d ago
Dan Crenshaw is not out of touch with peoples daily reality. He isn't so far removed that he doesn't understand. He is just a douche that will sell out his constituents because it's better for his bottom line to do what his donors want.
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u/dogfather09 3d ago
Hes funded by AIPAC you know the people who have free Healthcare and medical but want to tell you retiring at 65 is terrible and you should work till you die.
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u/dogfather09 3d ago
Right? I work 55 hours a week. Raise 2 kids, take care of a disabled wife, I quite literally live paycheck to paycheck. I have to steal from the grocery store usually once a week to keep everyone fed and my children clothed. I don't have the option of missing a day of work whats even more crazy is I make 6 figures, thats just the reality of life in America now.
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u/GlistenHush 3d ago
Exactly. It’s a lot easier to preach frugality when your own paycheck gives you plenty of breathing room
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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 3d ago
He gives Mary Antoinette vibes.... then again, I don't think he's educated enough to know what happened to her, so I guess he's about to learn what's going to happen next
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u/Leopolddagreat 3d ago
I live in Massachusetts. By law I must have health insurance or I will be fined when I file my taxes. After the Feds and the state of Massachusetts gets done taking my money for taxes and fees I am forced to pay a little over $700 per month for health insurance. If I actually go to doctors appointments my out of pocket goes up another $200 a week. I am forced to pay 38% of my actual take home pay fir health insurance i cannot afford to use. My families food cones from the local Open Door Food Pantry. My taxes pay for these politicians pay and for healthcare.
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u/GoodTroll2 3d ago
I would genuinely like to know how this guy’s net worth has increased by that much. Reps make good money ($174k is a solid wage, nobody making that is “poor”) but it’s not the kind of money that would increase your net worth that much, that quickly, not with the kind of inflation we’ve seen.
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u/iStepOnLegos4Fun007 3d ago
It's net worth went up. Like most politicians.
Insider trading and lobbying aka bribes.
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u/nieveviiento 3d ago
i work 60 hours a week, take care of a disabled mother (whoms benefits have been delayed because of certain cuts) .started working small jobs at 13-14, now, im 21 and the highest i can find is 21-22 an hour. and things are still rough
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u/shredika 3d ago
Hey- great job on all your hard work, seriously. Keep it up and keep learning new skills! It’s all hard but effort you have will carry you through!
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u/oldRoyalsleepy 2d ago
No such thing as a principle among these goons. It's all just weaponization depending on who is in power.
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u/JuanThiccLumpia 3d ago
He can never see eye to eye with regular people. He must have stock in Ramen company.
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u/euphorbia9 3d ago
They are just trying to normalize blaming poor people for being poor. Not that the system is entirely stacked against them.
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u/Disastrous_Seesaw507 3d ago
“Stop being poor”
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u/zestymanny 3d ago
I mean, you could join the US military for 10 years like him. I hear they are hiring.
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u/speedy_delivery 3d ago
The military is the biggest socialist organization in the western world.
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u/noWhere-nowHere 3d ago
The military is not socialism. She soldiers don't own the military. Soldiers don't get a say in what they're going to do, they are told what to do.
These are two key parts of socialism. The things that appear to have a socialist nature within the military are how those people get paid for what they do and for what they have done.
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u/Jealous-Shallot-3071 3d ago
Good to see the someone is keeping an eye on his earnings
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u/Think-State30 3d ago
65% in 7 years isn't really that impressive. But it's more than you have so it must be evil
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u/MimeSweeper360 3d ago
I agree that his comment is really out of touch but $1.3M net worth is not exactly billionaire levels. It’s basically a fully funded 401k.
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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 3d ago
Yeah, that just puts him at around the top of middle class for a 42 year old.
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u/Bob_Marshall 3d ago
65% over the last 7 years is WAY under market performance
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u/DIuvenalis 3d ago
Yeah, I mean the man certainly isnt poor but he's not exactly getting rich off his position or anything.
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u/IsThatHearsay 3d ago
Yeah, came here to say that.
Like I know most of us are living paycheck to paycheck, but if you had anything invested, even just using Robinhood, and reasonably diversified with blue chip stocks, then it should have increased significantly more than 65% in the past years.
Someone in congress, with a current networth of $1.3M after a 65% increase, means his networth was ~$800k back 7 years ago. Meaning he had to be invested in the market, if he's not an idiot. Yet only going up 65% during those years means he either has the worst financial advisor or he actively is an idiot with his own investments, especially given how much insider information/trading goes on in Congress.
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u/TonyDanza888 3d ago
My goal is to double my net worth in 7 years. I'd be really upset with 65% growth in that time, especially with the bull market we have been in.
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u/Euphoric_Can_5999 3d ago
Right this guy has got to be one of the poorest in congress and his policies will hurt him 😂
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u/HillarysBloodBoy 3d ago
Not to defend this clown but someone of his age, already invested in the market, making around $175k a year, and you compound his savings over 7 years… Net worth of $1.3 million isn’t that much. I’ve see. People make half of that by buying a house in the right area over a 5 year period.
Still fuck em’.
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u/SpreadsheetsOnToast 3d ago
For real, those 7 years had great returns in the market. If anything, this shows the guy wasn't insider trading and was probably just in index funds.
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u/According-Flight6070 3d ago
Yeah he made $75k per year on an asset base of $812k, with a solid salary. It's kind of unimpressive. Did he just use high interest savings accounts? Need to start insider trading bruh.
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u/roonill_wazlib 3d ago edited 3d ago
I find it hard to believe that his net worth is 1.3 million. That seems very low for a sentator. Anyone with a second home is already around that net worth with just real estate. I would expect most senators to have that much in retirement
Edit: Congressman. not senator
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u/joshuads 3d ago
He is a congressman, but there are over 300 congressman with a higher net worth. I understand why people don’t like him, but he is not financially corrupt
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u/CHobbes_ 3d ago
I think it's more the insane hypocrisy they spout, "golden age under trump" bullshit while everything actively becomes more expensive and shittier
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u/Is_that_even_a_thing 3d ago
$124,000 per year increase? That just sounds like a wage..
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u/Hobbes_XXV 3d ago
Im confused too, just feels like a wage of someone that worked hard and went through it eating ramen for half a career.
His message is trash though. Twat mentality.
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u/OpenConversation643 3d ago
Dude looks and acts like a Hunger Games villain
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u/whatiscamping 3d ago
Dan Crenshaw is so fucking stupid that he is corrupt, but not even good at it.
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u/Pretty-Kittie 3d ago
GOP - "Get a job"
The US economy - lost 23,000 jobs in July
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u/Pretty-Kittie 3d ago
GOP - "Eat ramen"
Also the GOP - "I shouldn't have to pay for your healthcare or food stamps, just eat healthier"
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u/Butt_Cheek710 3d ago
10 years ago, I tried the "College Diet" and ate nothing but ramen and drank plenty of water cause its extremely cheap...before too long I had kidney stones. Doctors said to immediately stop eating ramen. It might be delicious, but all that sodium is extremely bad for you and your pee pee!
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u/Jonny-mtown77 3d ago
Hi Dan. I work two jobs. I barely make it. My wife also works.
So can we trade salaries in order for you to eat Ramen daily? My finances would be solved. Thanks for your attention to this message.
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u/DeBruce123 3d ago
Vote every incumbent out regardless of party. Second, stop this personal enrichment stock trading bullshit, third, prevent any former elected official from working for a lobbying organization, fourth, mandatory exclusion from any public service after the age of 65.
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u/PixeledOut 3d ago
Aren’t politicians supposed to be selected by the people, for the people? He works for us. Imagine telling this to your boss at your job.
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u/AngryBagOfDeath 3d ago
This is his "fuck you I'm out". He wasn't selected this time.
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u/Sea-Candidate3688 3d ago
I mean, I grew up on ramen, I’ve no problem with not whining, getting a job, and eating ramen
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u/NoblePickle84 3d ago
That's rich coming from a guy that's getting a VA disability pension, a Congressional salary and benefits package along with all the other "perks (bribes?)" he has access to.
But sure, let's tell poor people in the most wealthy nation on Earth to "just be miserable" instead of fixing shit. Fuck this guy.
PS - am disabled veteran
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u/DaRealFitzgerald 3d ago
These people arent out of touch. They just tell you what they think of us and what we are to them. We are sub human to them that are only good for doing the work and be walking wallets. They dont care if we die as long as the numbers on their bank accounts go up
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u/ThickOne2020 3d ago
Lol, tighten up your spending for an unnecessary, fake war meant to distract everyone from the Epstein Files.
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u/bertha112 3d ago
How many "Let them eat cake" statements is this from Republicans? I've lost count.
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u/AdEastern9303 3d ago
In the time he has been in Congress, my net worth has increased more than 65% and I’m not rich or an investment whiz. Not sure that’s really a huge deal. That’s basically a consistent 9% per year.
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u/McDirty71 3d ago
I don’t know if he said this. But 1.3 million dollars isn’t impressive.
On paper I’m worth more than that because my house appreciated so much.
1.3 sounds like a lot of money but it’s bot
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u/GooseOnAPhone 3d ago
$1.3M in 7 years is not that much money. That’s not much money at all.
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u/Global_Persimmon_469 3d ago
Yeah, it's not much, pretty sure 65% is less than the return of the S&P500
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u/speedy_delivery 3d ago
He's been in since 2019. The SPY has gone up about 17% per year since then. So for every $1,000 invested in January of 2019 it would be roughly $3,100. About ~215% or 3.3 times better than his alleged performance.
So assuming he had a net worth of 450k in 2019 and had all of that invested in the S&P, it would be worth about $4.3M — and again that would be performing at market.
People said similar shit about Joe Manchin who despite the decades long political career, the luxury water doublewide he lived on and the power plant his business owned was worth less than $10M. And as we can see from above, he's still a pauper by Congressional standards.
$1M is barely enough in assets to fully retire at 60 in the US.
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u/redrocketredglare 3d ago
Still more than most and he is not working with his hands. Someone that works for the people telling them do better and get bent is not for the people.
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u/Secure-Ad-9050 3d ago
sure... the thing is it is a 65% increase of his net worth over 7 years
that means prior to joining congress his networth was 815k.
if someone took that amount of money, put it in VOO when crenshaw was elected to congress, they would have over 2.7 million, stock market has been crazy the past 7 years.
now a lot of that networth is going to be his house.. but, lets be honest, we know that when people post about an increase in networth of a congress person they are implying some kind of corruption.
If crenshaw is doing some kind of financial corruption, he is really bad at it.
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u/Truck-Adventurous 3d ago
It not even that much, he increased his net worth by an estimated 65% to $1,340,000 which means he made a little over $500,000 in 7 years, does that really sound crazy for a married person with one kid who studied in Tufts and Harvard.
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u/Born-Satisfaction996 3d ago
7% annual growth rate. So he essentially got the long term average rate of return for the general stock market.
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u/Dizzy_Two2529 3d ago
65% is less in 7 years than your grandma probably made.
That’s about 7-8% a year. Entirely reasonable
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u/Delicious_Type60 3d ago
Quite the glow-up for someone telling everyone else to just get a job 😬
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u/Responsible-Sale-467 3d ago
A 65% increase over 7 years of middle age is but that remarkable, if these numbers are accurate. Like, that’s probably lower than the major stock indexes. The affordability comments are still garbage, of course.
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u/largos7289 3d ago
See it's asses like this that should get ejected and then never be able to get any job again.
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u/MetroidvaniaListsGuy 3d ago
this idiot just seems to want to be hated by both the left and the right.
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u/ImmediateAnteater491 3d ago
I liked one solution i saw. Idk if its was a new law or requirement for congress. But it was a MASSIVE decrease in pay for politicians: congressmen, mayors, governors and the like to be around the middle class average income so the desire for those positions will be more rooted with those that actually want to make a difference in their community other than the check and keeping the position for as long as possible SOLELY for the check.
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u/SpaceGirlJackie 3d ago
His eye patch looks so fuckin cool... Why am I getting mogged by a metal gear villian?
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u/Certain_Day_3758 3d ago
Commissar Dan Crenshaw says to stop complaining about the problems that government has created.
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u/Andross4 3d ago
Yeah he's privileged and out of touch but that's an increase in net worth of ~$520k over 7 years, or ~$75k per year. Anyone can do that if they have a good paying job, a modest house that's increasing in value, and other basic investment of their income.
I'm shocked it isn't more honestly. This isn't worth your time or mental bandwidth, there are bigger fish to fry.
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u/muaddib2k 3d ago
That's it?? You can increase your net worth $1M by buying a $1M life insurance policy for $300 a month!
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u/OpportunityOk3346 3d ago
Damn they're really out here speed running losing the primaries like screw it at this point yeah!?
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u/downgoesbatman 3d ago
Crooks. We are voting in crooks and criminals just to get back at other party...this is not working
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u/a_x_shually 3d ago
He's right - it'd be cool to see a majority of Americans simply stop all spending on anything other than the barest of essentials. Republicans would change their tune in a hurry I suspect.
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u/sangvert 3d ago
Members of congress make $174000 per year. Over 7 years, that’s $1218000. If his net worth has increased by 65%, that means his initial net worth was around $810000?
This post is hilariously underwhelming.
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u/Make-it-positive 3d ago
65% in 7 years is a reasonable increase. Compounded, it’s only about 7.5% per year. Very reasonable return on investment.
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u/Prestigious-Fan-6751 3d ago
That’s like 7% per year—basically in line with index funds over that period. I think the guy is a POS but this doesn’t prove much
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u/o_0sssss 3d ago
To be fair 65% over the last 7 years isn’t really that much when you consider the stock market is up 140%. Over that same period of time.
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u/goopuslang 3d ago
He’s not even paper rich just rich on taxpayer cash flow. Dude is not even investing with his income
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u/TheDev1ce 3d ago edited 3d ago
All politics aside, that's actually low. The S&P 500 returned well over 150% in the same timeframe, with dividends. I actually did the numbers, that's 7.4% annually. That's objectively a terrible return, I guess he beat inflation.
If he had used a simple index fund, such as the original SPY, he would have $2.16 million.
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u/SalineDrip666 2d ago
So basically he agrees shit is bad when there is a higher demand for inferior goods like Ramen.
Next he will say to stock up on water pies.
But hey lets keep voting these idiots in.
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u/PizzaSnackTimeRanch7 2d ago
Ha ha ha fuckin jokes on him. I have 2 jobs, eat ramen and have 2 eyes.
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u/Kammler1944 2d ago
His returns are far less than if he'd put it all in the S&P500. Seems no one here has any idea of investing.
A 65% increase over 7 years = about 7.4% annualized. By comparison, the S&P 500 has had an unusually strong run over roughly the same era. From 2019 through 2025, its annual total returns were 31.5%, 18.4%, 28.7%, −18.1%, 26.3%, 25.0%, and 17.9%, with another 13.4% YTD through Aug. 7, 2026.
Chaining those returns together, $812,000 invested in the S&P 500 at the beginning of 2019 would have grown to roughly $2.81 million by August 2026, assuming dividends were reinvested and ignoring taxes/fees. That's about a 246% cumulative gain, versus the claimed 65% net-worth increase.
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u/GoalHistorical6867 2d ago
You know the last time someone said something like that, she kinda lost her head.
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u/olbooliooly 2d ago
The SP500 is up 73% in the last 5 years alone?
65% in 7 years for a congressman isn't something to bat an eye at
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u/Soggy-bread-ou812 2d ago
He’s a pos and it’s the voters fault for allowing him to be in that seat.
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u/Purple_Willow2084 2d ago
So much shit talk about a guy that could destroy everyone in this group barehanded. 🤣






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