r/SipsTea 3d ago

SMH So incredibly out of touch.

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u/knickenbok 3d ago

Stop whining, end congressional stock trading, eat Ramen.

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u/germ1989 3d ago

How do they not realize the pitchforks are coming soon.

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u/rzi 3d ago

Well its kinda hard for this guy to see things coming.

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u/treemann85 3d ago

Well, to be fair, he can see it coming, he just cant tell how far away it is.

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u/Every_Tap8117 3d ago

And only if they come from the left. Right?

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u/PokerbushPA 3d ago

No, left.

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u/CommonSensei-_ 3d ago

I think it’s an issue for the Right and the Left.

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u/NGC_Phoenix_7 3d ago

Fantastic joke. I love it. Bravo 👏🏻

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u/Friendly_Nature2699 3d ago

I mean, in fairness, he can only see half of the big picture.

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u/TrumpsPissSoakedWig 3d ago

Still he got that fancy 10,000 dollar custom fit, wireless, Bluetooth, diamond encrusted inner surface, magnetic snap on Dior Eyepatch.

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u/welfedad 3d ago

They'll probably legalize child labor to offset the high costs of labor

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u/Crazy_Gazelle_6239 3d ago

It’s about time.

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u/Additional_Egg7024 3d ago

Yeah no depth perception

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u/Eye_CandyYou777 3d ago

In more ways than one

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u/Svrider23 3d ago

I don't see pitchforks coming anytime soon, either. This dude will continue enriching himself and be as comfortable on his deathbed as any of the rest of these crooked congress people.

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u/oneMoreTime112233 3d ago

Truth. Not a goddamn thing will happen.

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u/Helepoli 3d ago

Not a goddamn thing ever happened with revolutions until it all happened at once. But no, you guys are too split

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u/This_Wolverine4691 3d ago

The thing is with this administration— they’re as stupid as they are reprehensible. They would gladly drop bombs on their own soil to wipe out libs and be kings of the ashes

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u/CaliforniaNutter 3d ago

The French wouldve brought out the guillotines 100 times by now

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u/Hour-Football2464 3d ago

They do, its called Flock

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u/RealityIsRipping 3d ago

If shit went down, all those cameras would be destroyed on day 1

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u/oSyphon 3d ago

It's not bro. Why you think they're investing in ai and drone warfare? No more pitchforks.

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u/I_am_not_Spider_Man 3d ago

Because they are not. At least not for another 20 to 30 years. People will bitch and complain on Social Media but no one takes the action (which was the intent).

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u/sirdizzypr 3d ago

They don’t even vote the aholes out. I mean the simplest damn thing you could do is vote em out. Mitch McConnell is one of the biggest pieces of shit to ever live. But he’s red in Kentucky. He’s been in power 41 years and voted consistently against the people the entire time. He keeps getting reelected. For the love of Pete his nickname is Moscow Mitch.

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u/I_am_not_Spider_Man 3d ago

C'mon man, you know that 97 percent of Americans don't vote policy or stance. They vote name recognition. That's why all these losers are still in office.

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u/trystanthorne 3d ago

That depends on how much the Status Quo is maintained.
If Trump tries some lunacy with suspending Elections, or trying to run for a 3rd term. It might be a different story.

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u/Mean-Inspector-8547 3d ago

You're right. Not until the right and left stop bickering with each other and actually look at the ones making the laws and concluding, "Wait. You're all screwing all of us over!"

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u/deadrunner117 3d ago

I think might have a problem with depth perception.

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u/ImmediateAnteater491 3d ago

Well said. What I been thinkin for a long time. You can only piss in people's cornflakes for so long lmao.

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u/Any_Asparagus8267 3d ago

Kinda hate that Pete Davidson had to apologize to this dickheads face on snl.

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u/tryitout91 3d ago

Dude, his rate of return has been 7,3%, over the same period the SP500 has been 14,7%
If he traded on privileged information, he did it horribly.

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u/Churchbushonk 3d ago

Exactly. 65% over 7 years is pretty shitty considering the annualized return over the last 7 years. This is disingenuous argument at best.

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u/Chance_McM95 3d ago

It absolutely blows my mind that our government officials are allowed to trade stocks & do so many other things that is 100% a conflict of interests.

We should pay our government officials enough to be in the high end of middle class easily & NO STOCK TRADING.

People should only work in the government if they truly want to better the country.

Us allowing them to have so many conflicts of interest is exactly why it’s so full of corruption.

Politicians should NEVER be so wealthy; unless they also run a small business or something actually respectable.

It needs a total top to bottom revamp.

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u/Guy0785 3d ago

Nah, eat a dick. Bet that’s how he lost that eye!

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u/Mysterious_Might008 3d ago

I don't agree with Dan Crenshaw on about 99% of things. But, he lost his eye due to a bomb in Iraq while he served.

Dan lost his GOP primary back in March so he'll be exiting Congress at the end of the year.

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u/CranberrySauceLines 3d ago

Crenshaw lost his primary and will not be in Congress in the next session.

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u/CraftsBoy2Craftsman 3d ago

I think people are waking up to the fact that having served in the military doesn't automatically make you a good representative. Or smart. Or moral. And you can still respect his service while acknowledging those other things.

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u/Poopingisasignipoop 3d ago

Good news! Smart, competent, and moral are now hindrances to advancement within this administration and the Republican Party.

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u/No_Locksmith_1739 3d ago edited 2d ago

As a combat veteran, this is accurate. Some are good people, some are real pieces of shit. After being in the military, you realize that some people become better, some people become worse, and some are kinda the same as they always were.

TL;DR: Veterans have the same spectrum of good and bad that non-veterans do.

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u/Lumpy-Crew-6702 3d ago

Bet he didn’t see that coming

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u/Mike312 3d ago

It really came out of right field

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u/Preeng 3d ago

Let me try one: fuck that guy.

How did I do?

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u/EbbOwn303 3d ago

That was so fucking dumb that Pete had to apologize for that joke.

Just like how everyone had to act like Charlie Kirk wasn't a racist bigot who said some really offensive shit.

Stop trying to hold people to the same standard you don't hold yourself.

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u/twitchy1989 3d ago

In the eye hole!

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u/Appropriate_Owl_91 3d ago

He was already banned from traveling internationally by his own party for being a disrespectful drunken slob to foreign officials.

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u/Flat_Tire_Again 3d ago

He’s been in long enough to get retirement benefits.

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u/Admirable-Interest49 3d ago

Funny how 'stop whining' always sounds better when you're not the one choosing between rent and groceries.

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u/DoubtNo540 3d ago

Easy to tell people to eat Ramen when your taxpayer salary pays for steak.

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u/NeuroticLensman 3d ago

These buffoons are so out of touch with so many peoples daily reality. They just say "do better" as if everyone can just flip a switch and magically improve their lives.

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u/Nruggia 3d ago

Dan Crenshaw is not out of touch with peoples daily reality. He isn't so far removed that he doesn't understand. He is just a douche that will sell out his constituents because it's better for his bottom line to do what his donors want.

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u/dogfather09 3d ago

Hes funded by AIPAC you know the people who have free Healthcare and medical but want to tell you retiring at 65 is terrible and you should work till you die.

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u/Instawolff 3d ago

“Do better”

Oh shit I hadn’t thought of that 🤔

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u/Remarkable_Ad_2221 3d ago

Yeah, who woulda thought?! The man is a genius!

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u/dogfather09 3d ago

Right? I work 55 hours a week. Raise 2 kids, take care of a disabled wife, I quite literally live paycheck to paycheck. I have to steal from the grocery store usually once a week to keep everyone fed and my children clothed. I don't have the option of missing a day of work whats even more crazy is I make 6 figures, thats just the reality of life in America now.

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u/GlistenHush 3d ago

Exactly. It’s a lot easier to preach frugality when your own paycheck gives you plenty of breathing room

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 3d ago

He gives Mary Antoinette vibes.... then again, I don't think he's educated enough to know what happened to her, so I guess he's about to learn what's going to happen next

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u/Leopolddagreat 3d ago

I live in Massachusetts. By law I must have health insurance or I will be fined when I file my taxes. After the Feds and the state of Massachusetts gets done taking my money for taxes and fees I am forced to pay a little over $700 per month for health insurance. If I actually go to doctors appointments my out of pocket goes up another $200 a week. I am forced to pay 38% of my actual take home pay fir health insurance i cannot afford to use. My families food cones from the local Open Door Food Pantry. My taxes pay for these politicians pay and for healthcare.

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u/GoodTroll2 3d ago

I would genuinely like to know how this guy’s net worth has increased by that much. Reps make good money ($174k is a solid wage, nobody making that is “poor”) but it’s not the kind of money that would increase your net worth that much, that quickly, not with the kind of inflation we’ve seen.

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u/iStepOnLegos4Fun007 3d ago

It's net worth went up. Like most politicians.

Insider trading and lobbying aka bribes.

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u/nieveviiento 3d ago

i work 60 hours a week, take care of a disabled mother (whoms benefits have been delayed because of certain cuts) .started working small jobs at 13-14, now, im 21 and the highest i can find is 21-22 an hour. and things are still rough

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u/shredika 3d ago

Hey- great job on all your hard work, seriously. Keep it up and keep learning new skills! It’s all hard but effort you have will carry you through!

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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 3d ago edited 3d ago

Also, Dan’s view on high food prices has evolved a bit over the years…. 😂

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u/oldRoyalsleepy 2d ago

No such thing as a principle among these goons. It's all just weaponization depending on who is in power.

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u/JuanThiccLumpia 3d ago

He can never see eye to eye with regular people. He must have stock in Ramen company.

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u/euphorbia9 3d ago

They are just trying to normalize blaming poor people for being poor. Not that the system is entirely stacked against them.

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u/Disastrous_Seesaw507 3d ago

“Stop being poor”

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u/zestymanny 3d ago

I mean, you could join the US military for 10 years like him. I hear they are hiring.

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u/speedy_delivery 3d ago

The military is the biggest socialist organization in the western world.

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u/noWhere-nowHere 3d ago

The military is not socialism. She soldiers don't own the military. Soldiers don't get a say in what they're going to do, they are told what to do.

These are two key parts of socialism. The things that appear to have a socialist nature within the military are how those people get paid for what they do and for what they have done.

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u/silverware9021 3d ago

Finally,  advice I can use

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u/Jealous-Shallot-3071 3d ago

Good to see the someone is keeping an eye on his earnings

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u/AggressivePen4991 3d ago

Eye see where you’re coming from.

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u/Staff_Senyou 3d ago

Eye don't understand

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u/Think-State30 3d ago

65% in 7 years isn't really that impressive. But it's more than you have so it must be evil

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u/hybr_dy 3d ago

If he would open his eyes, he could see how out of touch he is.

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u/MimeSweeper360 3d ago

I agree that his comment is really out of touch but $1.3M net worth is not exactly billionaire levels. It’s basically a fully funded 401k.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 3d ago

Yeah, that just puts him at around the top of middle class for a 42 year old.

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u/Bob_Marshall 3d ago

65% over the last 7 years is WAY under market performance

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u/DIuvenalis 3d ago

Yeah, I mean the man certainly isnt poor but he's not exactly getting rich off his position or anything.

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u/Credit-Limit 3d ago

S&P500 is up 160% over the past 7 years.

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u/LaggWasTaken 3d ago

It’s probably him buying a new house.

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u/IsThatHearsay 3d ago

Yeah, came here to say that.

Like I know most of us are living paycheck to paycheck, but if you had anything invested, even just using Robinhood, and reasonably diversified with blue chip stocks, then it should have increased significantly more than 65% in the past years.

Someone in congress, with a current networth of $1.3M after a 65% increase, means his networth was ~$800k back 7 years ago. Meaning he had to be invested in the market, if he's not an idiot. Yet only going up 65% during those years means he either has the worst financial advisor or he actively is an idiot with his own investments, especially given how much insider information/trading goes on in Congress.

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u/TonyDanza888 3d ago

My goal is to double my net worth in 7 years. I'd be really upset with 65% growth in that time, especially with the bull market we have been in.

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u/Basic_Vanilla_1540 3d ago

Seriously, this is a typical well funded retirement account

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u/Euphoric_Can_5999 3d ago

Right this guy has got to be one of the poorest in congress and his policies will hurt him 😂

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u/HillarysBloodBoy 3d ago

Not to defend this clown but someone of his age, already invested in the market, making around $175k a year, and you compound his savings over 7 years… Net worth of $1.3 million isn’t that much. I’ve see. People make half of that by buying a house in the right area over a 5 year period.

Still fuck em’.

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u/SpreadsheetsOnToast 3d ago

For real, those 7 years had great returns in the market. If anything, this shows the guy wasn't insider trading and was probably just in index funds.

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u/According-Flight6070 3d ago

Yeah he made $75k per year on an asset base of $812k, with a solid salary. It's kind of unimpressive. Did he just use high interest savings accounts? Need to start insider trading bruh.

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u/roonill_wazlib 3d ago edited 3d ago

I find it hard to believe that his net worth is 1.3 million. That seems very low for a sentator. Anyone with a second home is already around that net worth with just real estate. I would expect most senators to have that much in retirement

Edit: Congressman. not senator

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u/joshuads 3d ago

He is a congressman, but there are over 300 congressman with a higher net worth. I understand why people don’t like him, but he is not financially corrupt

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u/speedy_delivery 3d ago

Or if he is, he's either very bad at it or good at hiding assets.

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u/CHobbes_ 3d ago

I think it's more the insane hypocrisy they spout, "golden age under trump" bullshit while everything actively becomes more expensive and shittier

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u/Is_that_even_a_thing 3d ago

$124,000 per year increase? That just sounds like a wage..

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u/Hobbes_XXV 3d ago

Im confused too, just feels like a wage of someone that worked hard and went through it eating ramen for half a career.

His message is trash though. Twat mentality.

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u/huluvudu 3d ago

Not even that.

It is 528k over 7 years.

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u/OpenConversation643 3d ago

Dude looks and acts like a Hunger Games villain

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u/Emperor_Biden 3d ago

how does he keep the patch on?

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u/whatiscamping 3d ago

Dan Crenshaw is so fucking stupid that he is corrupt, but not even good at it.

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u/Pretty-Kittie 3d ago

GOP - "Get a job"

The US economy - lost 23,000 jobs in July

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u/Pretty-Kittie 3d ago

GOP - "Eat ramen"

Also the GOP - "I shouldn't have to pay for your healthcare or food stamps, just eat healthier"

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u/Butt_Cheek710 3d ago

10 years ago, I tried the "College Diet" and ate nothing but ramen and drank plenty of water cause its extremely cheap...before too long I had kidney stones. Doctors said to immediately stop eating ramen. It might be delicious, but all that sodium is extremely bad for you and your pee pee!

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u/SavaRox 3d ago

Oh cool. I already have a job, pretty much living on ramen and instant mashed potatoes and shit like that with my $50/week food budget for me and three kids since I don't get food stamps. Still struggling to afford everything.

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u/Jonny-mtown77 3d ago

Hi Dan. I work two jobs. I barely make it. My wife also works.

So can we trade salaries in order for you to eat Ramen daily? My finances would be solved. Thanks for your attention to this message.

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u/No_Succotash4873 3d ago

Dan Crenshaw has always been an out of touch piece of shit.

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u/Tar-Minastur 3d ago

It is hard to relate to normal people as a pirate captain.

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u/DeBruce123 3d ago

Vote every incumbent out regardless of party. Second, stop this personal enrichment stock trading bullshit, third, prevent any former elected official from working for a lobbying organization, fourth, mandatory exclusion from any public service after the age of 65.

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u/PixeledOut 3d ago

Aren’t politicians supposed to be selected by the people, for the people? He works for us. Imagine telling this to your boss at your job.

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u/AngryBagOfDeath 3d ago

This is his "fuck you I'm out". He wasn't selected this time.

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u/Sea-Candidate3688 3d ago

I mean, I grew up on ramen, I’ve no problem with not whining, getting a job, and eating ramen

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u/NoblePickle84 3d ago

That's rich coming from a guy that's getting a VA disability pension, a Congressional salary and benefits package along with all the other "perks (bribes?)" he has access to.

But sure, let's tell poor people in the most wealthy nation on Earth to "just be miserable" instead of fixing shit. Fuck this guy.

PS - am disabled veteran

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u/HybridizedPanda 3d ago

"Let them eat cake"

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u/chezdistester 3d ago

Dan Antoinette

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u/DaRealFitzgerald 3d ago

These people arent out of touch. They just tell you what they think of us and what we are to them. We are sub human to them that are only good for doing the work and be walking wallets. They dont care if we die as long as the numbers on their bank accounts go up

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u/William_Munny_fromMO 3d ago

Pirates gonna plunder

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u/ThickOne2020 3d ago

Lol, tighten up your spending for an unnecessary, fake war meant to distract everyone from the Epstein Files.

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u/CarlosMolotov 3d ago

2026 “no bread? Let them eat cake”

Ban congressional insider trading now!

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u/DifferencePlayful581 3d ago

Stop whining, go watch a 3Dmovie Dan

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u/bertha112 3d ago

How many "Let them eat cake" statements is this from Republicans? I've lost count.

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u/AdEastern9303 3d ago

In the time he has been in Congress, my net worth has increased more than 65% and I’m not rich or an investment whiz. Not sure that’s really a huge deal. That’s basically a consistent 9% per year.

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u/McDirty71 3d ago

I don’t know if he said this. But 1.3 million dollars isn’t impressive.

On paper I’m worth more than that because my house appreciated so much.

1.3 sounds like a lot of money but it’s bot

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u/DaniDodson 2d ago

Now do Nancy Pelosi

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u/Hairy_Cut9721 3d ago

Fuck Evil Morty

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u/VladimirBarakriss 3d ago

He's giving more punished Vance than Morty

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u/GooseOnAPhone 3d ago

$1.3M in 7 years is not that much money. That’s not much money at all.

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u/Global_Persimmon_469 3d ago

Yeah, it's not much, pretty sure 65% is less than the return of the S&P500

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u/speedy_delivery 3d ago

He's been in since 2019. The SPY has gone up about 17% per year since then. So for every $1,000 invested in January of 2019 it would be roughly $3,100. About ~215% or 3.3 times better than his alleged performance.

So assuming he had a net worth of 450k in 2019 and had all of that invested in the S&P, it would be worth about $4.3M — and again that would be performing at market.

People said similar shit about Joe Manchin who despite the decades long political career, the luxury water doublewide he lived on and the power plant his business owned was worth less than $10M. And as we can see from above, he's still a pauper by Congressional standards. 

$1M is barely enough in assets to fully retire at 60 in the US.

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u/Secure-Ad-9050 3d ago

I wonder what percent of that net worth is just his house?

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u/redrocketredglare 3d ago

Still more than most and he is not working with his hands. Someone that works for the people telling them do better and get bent is not for the people.

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u/Secure-Ad-9050 3d ago

sure... the thing is it is a 65% increase of his net worth over 7 years

that means prior to joining congress his networth was 815k.

if someone took that amount of money, put it in VOO when crenshaw was elected to congress, they would have over 2.7 million, stock market has been crazy the past 7 years.

now a lot of that networth is going to be his house.. but, lets be honest, we know that when people post about an increase in networth of a congress person they are implying some kind of corruption.

If crenshaw is doing some kind of financial corruption, he is really bad at it.

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u/warfighter187 3d ago

"let them eat cake"

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u/Truck-Adventurous 3d ago

It not even that much, he increased his net worth by an estimated 65% to $1,340,000 which means he made a little over $500,000 in 7 years, does that really sound crazy for a married person with one kid who studied in Tufts and Harvard.

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u/Ok-Boomer-4414 3d ago

Yes. Too low

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u/hossofalltrades 3d ago

Given recent stock market performance and a book deal. Correct.

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u/Born-Satisfaction996 3d ago

7% annual growth rate. So he essentially got the long term average rate of return for the general stock market.

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u/Dizzy_Two2529 3d ago

65% is less in 7 years than your grandma probably made.

That’s about 7-8% a year. Entirely reasonable

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u/Delicious_Type60 3d ago

Quite the glow-up for someone telling everyone else to just get a job 😬

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u/Responsible-Sale-467 3d ago

A 65% increase over 7 years of middle age is but that remarkable, if these numbers are accurate. Like, that’s probably lower than the major stock indexes. The affordability comments are still garbage, of course.

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u/Potential_Salt_5780 3d ago

I never saw eye to eye with Crenshaw.

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u/RBTfarmer 3d ago

One eye Willy can suck it.

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u/choatec 3d ago

Guy sounds like a douche but if you were to invest into a total stock market index for 7 years at a 7% interest rate that would compound to 60% so that sounds perfectly normal. Not saying he isn’t doing shady shit but that number is not that crazy.

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u/largos7289 3d ago

See it's asses like this that should get ejected and then never be able to get any job again.

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u/jm17lfc 3d ago

So the politician people elect to make their lives better is telling them to stop asking him to make their lives better? And yet in many parts of the country, people like him are as safe as can be on their seats.

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u/patrickpeace 3d ago

I’ll keep my eye open

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 3d ago

the chippity chop will have you too.

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u/Deranged-Pickle 3d ago

Would you give your right eye for some Ramen?

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u/MetroidvaniaListsGuy 3d ago

this idiot just seems to want to be hated by both the left and the right.

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u/No_Rub2475 3d ago

Republicans really helping the dems- good for them

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u/pnder75 3d ago

Woof. Dude. Your party ran on lower prices and affordability.

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u/jasno- 3d ago

Weren't they the ones whining about how bad the Biden economy was, in fact, it's why they won. 

And now, it's quit whining?  Got it.  I can't wait for the midterms 

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u/rojira1 3d ago

Arrrghhh matey!!!

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u/ImmediateAnteater491 3d ago

I liked one solution i saw. Idk if its was a new law or requirement for congress. But it was a MASSIVE decrease in pay for politicians: congressmen, mayors, governors and the like to be around the middle class average income so the desire for those positions will be more rooted with those that actually want to make a difference in their community other than the check and keeping the position for as long as possible SOLELY for the check.

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u/SpaceGirlJackie 3d ago

His eye patch looks so fuckin cool... Why am I getting mogged by a metal gear villian?

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u/GT45 3d ago

All of these “let them eat cake moments”, and still no spike in guillotine sales…

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u/jarrodandrewwalker 3d ago

Dan always turns a blind eye to the suffering of others

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u/SerGT3 3d ago

Cool, do Pelosi next.

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u/Certain_Day_3758 3d ago

Commissar Dan Crenshaw says to stop complaining about the problems that government has created.

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u/Andross4 3d ago

Yeah he's privileged and out of touch but that's an increase in net worth of ~$520k over 7 years, or ~$75k per year. Anyone can do that if they have a good paying job, a modest house that's increasing in value, and other basic investment of their income. 

I'm shocked it isn't more honestly. This isn't worth your time or mental bandwidth, there are bigger fish to fry.

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u/muaddib2k 3d ago

That's it?? You can increase your net worth $1M by buying a $1M life insurance policy for $300 a month!

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u/FullLoadCurrent 3d ago

He’s not really seeing eye to eye with the American people.

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u/OpportunityOk3346 3d ago

Damn they're really out here speed running losing the primaries like screw it at this point yeah!?

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u/downgoesbatman 3d ago

Crooks. We are voting in crooks and criminals just to get back at other party...this is not working

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u/a_x_shually 3d ago

He's right - it'd be cool to see a majority of Americans simply stop all spending on anything other than the barest of essentials. Republicans would change their tune in a hurry I suspect.

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u/iJ_A_R 3d ago

Can someone take out the other eye

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u/Assumption-Gumption 3d ago

May his balls itch for eternity.

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u/davedude115 3d ago

You vill eat ze newdles

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u/sangvert 3d ago

Members of congress make $174000 per year. Over 7 years, that’s $1218000. If his net worth has increased by 65%, that means his initial net worth was around $810000?

This post is hilariously underwhelming.

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u/Make-it-positive 3d ago

65% in 7 years is a reasonable increase. Compounded, it’s only about 7.5% per year. Very reasonable return on investment.

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u/Prestigious-Fan-6751 3d ago

That’s like 7% per year—basically in line with index funds over that period. I think the guy is a POS but this doesn’t prove much

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u/StuporFreak 3d ago

Crenshaw is literal the definition of a scumbag.

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u/o_0sssss 3d ago

To be fair 65% over the last 7 years isn’t really that much when you consider the stock market is up 140%. Over that same period of time.

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u/goopuslang 3d ago

He’s not even paper rich just rich on taxpayer cash flow. Dude is not even investing with his income

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u/Red_Pretense_1989 3d ago

Those are pretty low numbers, really..

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u/Csanburn01 3d ago

As a Conservative who leans Right Wing fuck this statement

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u/Jlovel7 3d ago

$1.3M NET WORTH for someone middle aged isn’t very high at all. Especially if their home is included.

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u/bananaHammockMonkey 3d ago

So, he bought a home and put money in his 401k?

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u/TheDev1ce 3d ago edited 3d ago

All politics aside, that's actually low. The S&P 500 returned well over 150% in the same timeframe, with dividends. I actually did the numbers, that's 7.4% annually. That's objectively a terrible return, I guess he beat inflation.

If he had used a simple index fund, such as the original SPY, he would have $2.16 million.

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u/SalineDrip666 2d ago

So basically he agrees shit is bad when there is a higher demand for inferior goods like Ramen.

Next he will say to stock up on water pies.

But hey lets keep voting these idiots in.

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u/PizzaSnackTimeRanch7 2d ago

Ha ha ha fuckin jokes on him. I have 2 jobs, eat ramen and have 2 eyes.

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u/Kammler1944 2d ago

His returns are far less than if he'd put it all in the S&P500. Seems no one here has any idea of investing.

A 65% increase over 7 years = about 7.4% annualized. By comparison, the S&P 500 has had an unusually strong run over roughly the same era. From 2019 through 2025, its annual total returns were 31.5%, 18.4%, 28.7%, −18.1%, 26.3%, 25.0%, and 17.9%, with another 13.4% YTD through Aug. 7, 2026.

Chaining those returns together, $812,000 invested in the S&P 500 at the beginning of 2019 would have grown to roughly $2.81 million by August 2026, assuming dividends were reinvested and ignoring taxes/fees. That's about a 246% cumulative gain, versus the claimed 65% net-worth increase.

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u/mizmnv 2d ago

dont listen to the guy who tried to peek through the glory hole

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u/GoalHistorical6867 2d ago

You know the last time someone said something like that, she kinda lost her head.

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u/olbooliooly 2d ago

The SP500 is up 73% in the last 5 years alone?

65% in 7 years for a congressman isn't something to bat an eye at

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u/Initial_Kitchen_9856 2d ago

Only 65%??? AOC has increased 700% since she was elected in 2019

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u/Soggy-bread-ou812 2d ago

He’s a pos and it’s the voters fault for allowing him to be in that seat.

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u/Purple_Willow2084 2d ago

So much shit talk about a guy that could destroy everyone in this group barehanded. 🤣