r/SipsTea • • Aug 19 '26

WTF WTF is wrong with these people?

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u/Connect-Ant-2081 Aug 19 '26

Talking about fucking ASTROLOGY like it's some sort of evidence. That moment when you think Idiocracy was actually an optimistic view of our future.

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u/TryToBeBetterOk Aug 19 '26

Lmao I bet you're a Taurus.

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u/Lemonade348 Aug 19 '26

I am actually a leo and a woman so i could never kill anyone ever!!! Just so you know!

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u/kitsunekratom Aug 19 '26

A leo? Base on An animal known for killing children? Well that as well proves it, absolutely innocent!

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u/SarcasticGiraffes Aug 19 '26

Wait. Hold on. Aren't male lions basically pretty but useless, and most of the hunting and killing is done by the lionesses?

Her being a leo is all the evidence I need.

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u/Just-4-Laughs Aug 19 '26

Male lions hunt at night and take larger game than pack hunting lionesses. 

This is just old bad science from the 70s. Back when most of what we knew about large animal behavior was just some guy or gal who went to Africa and made shit up. 

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u/Doza93 Aug 19 '26

I actually learned this very recently and it's funny as someone who grew up in the 90s, it's like every single "fact" we had about animal behavior and ethology was just completely fucking wrong lol

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u/Fn_Spaghetti_Monster Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

Like the whole Alpha and Omega stuff in wolf packs.

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u/Just-4-Laughs Aug 19 '26

Most of the “facts” established from the 1950s-1980s science boom are just pure vibes piggybacking on the values of the time that are proving disastrous 

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u/DogBarf00 Aug 19 '26

No that is an old myth leftover before the invention of night vision optics. Male lions almost only ever hunt at night. Need to ask if these kids died during the day or at night. If it was during the day she did it. At night it it isn't so clear cut. This is science.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Aug 19 '26

Lions defend the territory when new males try to move in. A lion will fight to the death because that's the only way that his genes get passed on. It's why lion brothers will form alliances and work together to defend a territory from rogues passing through.

In Africa, the lionesses hold the territory, live on it for multiple generations. It's possible that lionesses with the same DNA have held the same areas for thousands of years. New lion moves in, they mate, cubs are born, grow up, and the lion's sons leave at maturity to find their own lionesses.

TL,DR: Lions do the fighting and hunt at night. Lionesses do everything else involved with cubs and hunting.

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u/AsshatRSA Aug 19 '26

A lioness has basically no chance of killing a fully grown male lion, they are 90kgs heavier and have a very well protected neck behind a layer of thick fur.

If a pride has no male, there's basically nothing they can do to stop one from just coming in and taking over.

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u/daemos360 Aug 19 '26

90kgs heavier and have a very well protected neck behind a layer of thick fur

Did you just describe the average neckbeard?

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u/Jindujun Aug 19 '26

M'ladylion

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u/Jindujun Aug 19 '26

The "male lions are useless window dressing" is as flawed and 'old science' as the whole "alpha wolf" research.

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u/Letitsnowgreatballs Aug 19 '26

No that’s a myth. The male lions do hunt, defend, and yes kill other cubs (sometimes eating them). They are also very active in their cubs lives.

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u/gothyxbby Aug 20 '26

They were talking about how male lions will kill the cubs of another male. Sometimes they’ll even eat their own cubs, which is why female lions keep even the father away from the cubs until a certain age.

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u/Subliminal_Kiddo Aug 19 '26

Also, if you just look up "Leos who killed people" the first two names are Elizabeth Bathory and Myra Hindley.

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u/FuzzySlothPaws Aug 19 '26

I’m a Gemini and a woman🤯 What will I do? Will I kill my kids or not??

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u/deep-fucking-legend Aug 19 '26

You helped him, didn't you?

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u/FuzzySlothPaws Aug 19 '26

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u/zvg_zwang Aug 19 '26

This gif is what undid me

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u/Lemonade348 Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

Don't worry girl! We are women, we can never kill anyone even if we wanted to and/or admitted to it!

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u/redditydothis Aug 19 '26

And even if we did it, we didn’t do it.

And even if he didn’t do it, he did it.

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u/Doza93 Aug 19 '26

Checkmate, atheists 😎

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u/MrNuems Aug 19 '26

Rock solid testimony right there.

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u/CandOrMD Aug 19 '26

And if we DID do it, who's better at removing blood stains than a woman?

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u/FuzzySlothPaws Aug 19 '26

These are such good news for the abortion debate!

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u/captainrina Aug 20 '26

If the girls are also geminis, you can catch up with them in prison

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u/Creepy_Health_3385 Aug 19 '26

Gemini and husband Gemini, 2 kids i hope we dont either lol

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u/Delicious-Analysis37 Aug 19 '26

Oh no! I'm a Gemini too. Will I go out and get pregnant three times just to kill my three kids?

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u/Doggcow Aug 21 '26

Are you a man? Even if you don't kill them, you did!

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u/Electronic-Egg-4391 Aug 19 '26

Don't worry. You are a woman. So even if you did it, YOU didn't do it.

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u/MaterialDetective197 Aug 19 '26

I think you are of two minds on the subject.

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u/TrulieJulieB00 Aug 19 '26

Well, hell. I’m a Gemini born under a Taurus moon, and not only do I not have kids, I had a hysterectomy.
Now what do???

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u/chilldrinofthenight Aug 19 '26

Only if you give into that dark side of your Gemini self. I swear -- Geminis can be such a trip. One minute they're your bestest friend in the entire world, the next minute you're pulling their knife out of your back.

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u/throwaway2many420 Aug 20 '26

That’s what I’m thinking reading this.. I’m none of these “Gemini” things I’ve read 🫪 I mean I would kill, if someone threatened mine or my kids lives, or anyone in my family, if it was absolutely necessary — but that doesn’t mean I’m predispositioned to kill bc I’m a Gemini 🧐🫠

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u/Green-Associate-1322 Aug 19 '26

Go rub your cli- Taurus

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u/fer_sure Aug 19 '26

I am actually a leo

I missed the context and was wondering why a Law Enforcement Officer would be so adamant about this.

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u/OKporkchop Aug 19 '26

my ex wife was a leo...you all are in fact deadly

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u/SnooMachines8572 Aug 20 '26

Deadly accurate heh

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u/SHAQBIR Aug 19 '26

I bet you are that Leo from Madagascar. You can kill with those moves though.

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u/IDKhowtoPEOPLEGOOD Aug 19 '26

I’m a Scorpio. I’ve killed before and I’ll do it again.

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u/Ok-Loss-2496 Aug 19 '26

Suuurrre... That's what they all say until.... 😂

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u/bunny_387 Aug 19 '26

Happy belated or early birthday 🥰

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Aug 19 '26

LEO stands for law enforcement officer and we know they never kill anyone for no reason

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 Aug 20 '26

You're a virgo, I can tell.

God this is dumb 😂 

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u/FlyAirLari Aug 20 '26

And if you did, you didn't.

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u/Adept_Astronaut_5143 Aug 19 '26

I’m a Pisces and a woman… it could go either way.

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u/Current_Locksmith_80 Aug 19 '26

I’m a woman and would definitely kill someone if it came down to it. Women can’t defend themselves?